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Shape Shifter · 02-10-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well then you'll be happy to know that her little sister has her own TV show called Zoey 101.

Talk about being born with the right sister.

She's sexy.

Replaced_Texan · 02-10-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.

Has your friend checked to see when HBO will be showing it again?

NotFromHere · 02-10-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Paris is famous for the same reason that MOST people are famous: people find her attractive. Not all people, but many. She's tall and has the body of a model. Her face is...different enough to make her unique.

Exactly. Nicky was born from the same parents - has the same advantages, but is no where near as famous as Paris. Of course, if she had done the video instead, maybe things would be different.

02-10-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.

The butler did it.

NotFromHere · 02-10-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She's sexy.

And 14, just your speed.
I mean, probably delicious.

Shape Shifter · 02-10-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has your friend checked to see when HBO will be showing it again?

They do that?

Hank Chinaski · 02-10-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.

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Nick realizes that George and Martha's child doesn't live at all and that they had filled the void in their marriage and existence with a pathological obsession and belief in a fantasy child ("And I had wanted a child...oh, I had wanted a child...And I had my child...Our child.") George explains why he has the right to restore sanity by killing their son and stripping away the conceived illusion governing their lives - Martha had revealed their most-private secret to Honey: "You broke our rule Martha. You mentioned him, you mentioned him to someone else."

As the sun rises and dawn approaches, George softly declares: "It's dawn. I think the party's over." Honey and Nick depart. There is an exhausted calm after the game playing is over and the guests leave - the weary hosts are physically and emotionally exhausted. George turns out the lights as the sun comes up.

Their final words on a Sunday morning are softly spoken in short, disjointed, monosyllabic phrases. Liberated after externalizing and crushing the once-comforting son-myth, they must both be reunited in communion to face life and its emptiness without fear or false illusions (to not fear 'the big bad wolf'). George gently touches his wife's shoulder during the final dialogue:

Martha: Did you, did you have to?
George: Yes.
Martha: ...You had to?
George: Yes.
Martha: I don't know.
George: It was time.
Martha: Was it?
George: Yes.
Martha: I'm cold.
George: It's late.
Martha: Yes.
George: It will be better.
Martha: I don't know.
George: It will be, maybe.
Martha: I'm not sure.
George: No.
Martha: Just us?
George: Yes.
Martha: You don't suppose, maybe...
George: No.
Martha: Yes. No.
George: All right?
Martha: Yes. No.

02-10-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Paris is famous for the same reason that MOST people are famous: people find her attractive. Not all people, but many. She's tall and has the body of a model. Her face is...different enough to make her unique.

Yes, she's an idiot.
Yes, I can see how some would deem her a butterface.

But, many guys would give a couple of fingers to screw her. Probably not most guys on the FB, but we are not your average Americans.

This deserves a repost of this Newsradio exchange:

Lisa: Well I wasn't aware there was a difference.
Beth: Well of course there is a difference. Pretty means pretty. Cute means pretty but short and/or
hyperactive-- like me!
Lisa: Uh huh. What is beautiful?
Beth: Beautiful means pretty and tall.
Lisa: Gorgeous?
Beth: Pretty with great hair.
Lisa: Striking?
Beth: Pretty with a big nose.
Lisa: OK, you're making this up.
Beth: That's ridiculous, why would I make it up?
Lisa: Sexy?
Beth: Pretty and easy.
Lisa: Exotic?
Beth: Ugly

Actually, Paris is famous bc she hired a publicist some yhears ago to put her in the society columns and gossip columns. That took money and was helped by a recockulous name like Paris Hilton and then a porno tape sealed the deal. That came out right before the reality show, right?

There were several gals at my law school hotter than Paris by a mile.

lookingformarket · 02-10-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
to aging well. Jesus.

she is better looking than 90% fof the population

02-10-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Has anyone seen the last 20 minutes of this movie (starring Johnnhy Depp)? I have a friend who saw it on HBO last night, but fell asleep. He wants to know how it ended but he doesn't want to rent it just for the last 20 miniutes.

He should get Tivo and do a wishlist.

My tivo is here. unbetievable.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 02-10-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You say that Paris Hilton is overhyped and then you post a pic of this monstrosity? At least Paris' life is somewhat interesting.
This one is straight from the trailer park.

You need more appreciation for quality white trash. Brittney ends up as a bittersweet story out of a Tennessee Williams play -- I'd guess "Night of the Iquana". A fall too pitiful and incomplete to be truly tragic, but still throbbing with burnt-out energy. It's a role she was born to play.

Paris, on the other hand, is a pretty uninteresting story of the wasting rich.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-10-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
There were several gals at my law school hotter than Paris by a mile.

No doubt. I see several girls on the street every day who I'd rather screw than Paris. She looked like a terrible lay in that 2-minute night vision video I saw.

02-10-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by lookingformarket
she is better looking than 90% fof the population

Concur but most of this country are uglies and fats. However, she is not looking good for a, what?, 22 yo? She has that Pia Zadora thing going on, and if I am not incorrect, looks like she wil be ready for seom restalyne in a ocuple of years.

She looks like a bloated, sluttier Pam Anderson in this pic (and Pam is like fifteen years older than her). The only thing she has going for her are her eyes.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-10-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Waitaminute, if i cease going to movies, I can cut into your bank account and penalize you for scalping? Word.

Speaking of scalping (not the NFH kind), I was able to land tix to one of the new Crowes shows but not the other thanks to Sebby. Apparenlty you had to pull a PensKe and have like ten windows up to get em both. I dont know how they do it or if that woudl have worked. But clearly, some scalpers knew the password "salvation" and fucked us who put ina good faith effort. So now, I may be forced to spend an extra one hundred and fifty to see the other show Iw ant tosee? I hate these fucking people. And this money goes in their grubby, greasy pockets. There is no service here. I put in the effort and I got screwed.

So I wastalking to my sister about this and she said that U2 Madison Square Garden sold out in four minutes and that the scalpers are charging like 1400 bucks for two shitty seats. Sebby said something similar is going down in Philly and that the Philly DA is looking into this. What legal grounds are we talkign here? Clearly this is some kind of organized crime of some sort, but I dont know much about this. But it screws so many people and puts so much money in the hands of people that didnt earn it that its clealry some kind of robbery. What kind of legal action can be taken?

Best course of action? Issuing you a gag order.

TM

Shape Shifter · 02-10-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Best course of action? Issuing you a gag order.

TM

Is that like "meeting for coffee"?