Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just thought they'd be something you could buy w/o feeling guilty. You know how sometimes you feel funny buying a box of chocolates, cause you think the cashier is laughing at you?

"just buying this for some healthy sex play, not simply going to eat them by myself."

40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Being Bobby starts tonight. I think I'll have to Tivo this, as I need to know just how crazy Bobby and Whitney really are. Also, I can't get enough of any Bobby interview because he does that crack addict talking out of the side of his mouth thing.

TM

I watched some extended interview with him the other night. It was like rubbernecking a fatal car accident or watching elderly porn.

Its like that awful show about Gary Busey. The only ending that would really do it justice would be Old Yeller's. Watching Bobby ramble reminded me of a slightly more coherent Chappelle era Rick James. You come away thinking "Shit, this is what you look like when you were supposed to die a decade ago..."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just thought they'd be something you could buy w/o feeling guilty. You know how sometimes you feel funny buying a box of chocolates, cause you think the cashier is laughing at you?

"just buying this for some healthy sex play, not simply going to eat them by myself."

the ooops was to the missing the joke on mooshing together bnb and ABBA, not some comment you made.

I think the only time I have felt weird about buying food was when I went to a convenience store when studying for the bar and got a pint of ben & jerrys, a bag or two of chips, a package (the big one, not the little single-serving ones) of chocolate nutterbutters, three or four candy bars, and probably something to drink. I thought the cashiers might call the bulimia police or do an intervention or something, though -- not really worried about them laughing at me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yesterday I caught a snippet of Mariska Hargitay on SVU saying something like, "...you dislocated her arm and hit her over the head with a lead pipe -- that's assault."

You know, I onlyl recently found out that Mariska Hargitay is the daughter of Jayne Mansfield.

Nothing more to ass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wonk meant that since it was this Mariska women anything she said is okay.

Read it in a Playboy Advisor circa 1973 voice and add a rrrrrrrrrrrrowll at the end and it's clearer.

Whats with the Prince Charles avatar?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
the ooops was to the missing the joke on mooshing together bnb and ABBA, not some comment you made.

I think the only time I have felt weird about buying food was when I went to a convenience store when studying for the bar and got a pint of ben & jerrys, a bag or two of chips, a package (the big one, not the little single-serving ones) of chocolate nutterbutters, three or four candy bars, and probably something to drink. I thought the cashiers might call the bulimia police or do an intervention or something, though -- not really worried about them laughing at me.

The only times I have ever felt weird about buying food occurred back when I fed my cat the crap you can buy in the supermarket, and the only thing that would get me to the supermarket was running out of coffee or cat food, and I would buy a lot of both at once so that I didn't have to go back for some time.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only times I have ever felt weird about buying food occurred back when I fed my cat the crap you can buy in the supermarket, and the only thing that would get me to the supermarket was running out of coffee or cat food, and I would buy a lot of both at once so that I didn't have to go back for some time.

bbaaaaaaaaaah get the fuck rid of that avatar or you are fu-ed. I don't ever feel weird about buying tons of cat food, which I do regularly because I too hate to run out of it.

I am shameless.

eta aaaahhhhh I can't ignore you on my own. Quick, admin, add her to my ignore list. jesus. That's nasty.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The only times I have ever felt weird about buying food occurred back when I fed my cat the crap you can buy in the supermarket, and the only thing that would get me to the supermarket was running out of coffee or cat food, and I would buy a lot of both at once so that I didn't have to go back for some time.

Translation: Now I just rub my belly and say "eating for two!"

BTW: Why are you outing the lexling?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is your best avatar yet.

I don't understand why a cashier would laugh at you for buying a box of chocolates. methinks you are paranoid.

Boy, you are out-smarmying me.

Stop it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
the ooops was to the missing the joke on mooshing together bnb and ABBA, not some comment you made.

I think the only time I have felt weird about buying food was when I went to a convenience store when studying for the bar and got a pint of ben & jerrys, a bag or two of chips, a package (the big one, not the little single-serving ones) of chocolate nutterbutters, three or four candy bars, and probably something to drink. I thought the cashiers might call the bulimia police or do an intervention or something, though -- not really worried about them laughing at me.

I have a cousin who is a really big guy and not in any real great shape. His son, though, was a really awesome athelete and when he was trying out for the CU football team, he was training to the point where he didn't get enough calories in the day. My cousin tells this hysterical story of going to the supermarket to buy weight-gainer for his son. Apparently there were some raised eyebrows at the check-out line.

I'm shameless and don't care what people think. I'm always the one that people send in to buy whatever it is that they're too embarrassed to buy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is the draw with this (for someone other than fringey)?

TM

I've wondered that myself. For the person who wants to enjoy candy and pubes at the same time?

"Honey, you know what would go great on these Smarties?"

"What?"

"If I rubbed them all over your privates. I'm thinking your 'essence' along with some stray pubes and perhaps a little natural lube, would really make these tastier."

"I totally see you point. But how would I rub a handful of smarties all over my privates?"

"Lets weave them into panties..."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
bbaaaaaaaaaah get the fuck rid of that avatar or you are fu-ed. I don't ever feel weird about buying tons of cat food, which I do regularly because I too hate to run out of it.

I am shameless.

eta aaaahhhhh I can't ignore you on my own. Quick, admin, add her to my ignore list. jesus. That's nasty.

I think the avatar is cute. Fringey, please don't eat the baby.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've wondered that myself. For the person who wants to enjoy candy and pubes at the same time?

Brazillian.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have a cousin who is a really big guy and not in any real great shape. His son, though, was a really awesome athelete and when he was trying out for the CU football team, he was training to the point where he didn't get enough calories in the day. My cousin tells this hysterical story of going to the supermarket to buy weight-gainer for his son. Apparently there were some raised eyebrows at the check-out line.

I'm shameless and don't care what people think. I'm always the one that people send in to buy whatever it is that they're too embarrassed to buy.

The other day I went to the store, late, on the way home from something, because I really needed milk, and ended up getting milk, condoms, a cat toy, and a candy bar. I did feel like that looked a little weird, especially at like 11:30 on a weeknight.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The other day I went to the store, late, on the way home from something, because I really needed milk, and ended up getting milk, condoms, a cat toy, and a candy bar. I did feel like that looked a little weird, especially at like 11:30 on a weeknight.

I'll bet this is a fairly common late-night shopping list.