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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
There was shrinkage?

Willie got busted.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
There was shrinkage?

Uncle Miltie was uninpressed. As was the Man from Nantucket.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Tight pants for men are in. As are purses. But only if they match the shoes.

huh? Flower said he was only wearing culottes. did the weaher cool down?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Flowered panties for swim trunks, otoh, would just be gay. nttawwt.

eta: Willie got busted.

Gay, Schmay. Flowered panties for swim trunks would probably induce someone tp buy you some beers, though.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Uncle Miltie was uninpressed. As was the Man from Nantucket.

I think I know that guy.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I swear, if stirrup pants make a comeback I am going to wield my fury like a crazed octopus on the first person I see wearing them. Even if it is Shirley from Wyoming who never stopped wearing the ones she bought in 1985.

The leggings are bad enough. Fuck me.

Where do City Shorts fall in? Why are there so many names for pants that fall above the ankle and below the thigh?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where do City Shorts fall in? Why are there so many names for pants that fall above the ankle and below the thigh?

An abomination.

Bn'B has spoken.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Uncle Miltie was uninpressed. As was the Man from Nantucket.

How do you impress Uncle Miltie?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
An abomination.

Bn'B has spoken.

I saw a woman wearing them today, in the city. They made her ass look huge. But that might have been because her ass was huge. I think that length, which cuts your legs right in half, has a shortening effect to the legs. Making the legs look stumpier. But maybe that's just because that's how they look on me.

I look much taller in crapis.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was once a Spice Girl for Halloween. For those keeping track of such things. I was Posh Spice. Since that time, Posh Spice has lost some weight and I have gained some weight, so there is unlikely to be a costume reprise.

Wow, that night was a drunken debacle. Good times.

there's always sporty spice . . . or baby spice if by "some" you mean "a lot".

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
I think I know that guy.

Is the Nantucket guy in your yoga class? If so, I'm still impressed, but not in the way I was originally.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is the Nantucket guy in your yoga class? If so, I'm still impressed, but not in the way I was originally.

I don't think he is. And I think I would have noticed something like that.

So, no.

You can go back to being impressed.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How do you impress Uncle Miltie?

I believe you suck your own cock. To impress Uncle Miltie, that is. I have no knowledge of whether you, Coltrane, can suck your own cock. But if you could, Uncle Miltie would be impressed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I believe you suck your own cock. To impress Uncle Miltie, that is. I have no knowledge of whether you, Coltrane, can suck your own cock. But if you could, Uncle Miltie would be impressed.

I can't. But I thought the Uncle Miltie comment was from the SNL book, no?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't. But I thought the Uncle Miltie comment was from the SNL book, no?

I have no fucking idea where it originated.