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bold_n_brazen · 11-06-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My mom told me it was called a "gunk" (pronounced goounk).

I have a friend who insists her children use the anatomically correct words. It is very weird to hear a 4-year-old say "Mommy, my panties are scratching my vulva."

dtb · 11-06-2007, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Having trouble walking down the stairs today?

YES!! How did you know?!? That's by far the worst normal activity today. Though the rest of me feels surprisingly ok!

11-06-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Quim?

Only when modified by "quivering."

I had an ex who referred to hers as a "cooter." Made it sound like road kill and was about the least sexy name for the ol' bearded clam I have ever heard.

ABBAKiss · 11-06-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Only when modified by "quivering."

I had an ex who referred to hers as a "cooter." Made it sound like road kill and was about the least sexy name for the ol' bearded clam I have ever heard.

I refer to mine as my "Fancy Place."

Atticus Grinch · 11-06-2007, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
he reminds me of Hugh Laurie, who is just ridiculously sexy.

Really? I don't watch his "look-at-me-I'm-a-brilliant-smokey-asshole-doctor" show, so to me he's still the king of "look-at-me-I'm-a-blathering-bug-eyed-twit" shows on BBC and PBS, and that certainly doesn't seem your type. Every role he played before 2004 was a definite boner-killer.

ABBAKiss · 11-06-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have a friend who insists her children use the anatomically correct words. It is very weird to hear a 4-year-old say "Mommy, my panties are scratching my vulva."

She should go commando. It is important to air out the gunk from time to time anyway.

robustpuppy · 11-06-2007, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Really? I don't watch his "look-at-me-I'm-a-brilliant-smokey-asshole-doctor" show, so to me he's still the king of "look-at-me-I'm-a-blathering-bug-eyed-twit" shows on BBC and PBS, and that certainly doesn't seem your type. Every role he played before 2004 was a definite boner-killer.

I don't watch BBC and PBS. Too highbrow.

patentparanyc · 11-06-2007, 11:22 AM

So I lost my Burberry Scarf AGAIN. Can't find it. I have two, one a nubby/woolen mixture almost like a popcorn knit one in classic from my former boss last year, and a classic cashmere one in light blue that I lost. meh.

So I want to replace it. I know Burberry is chav wear and I know it is played out etc. but I like it....have a short trench, a wool cashmere 3/4 length car coat in black, and these scarves.

So what pattern/colors would you get to replace the light blue one? The large check? in a pink? Or the classic so I can look like every other tool in the city?

Large check:

http://www.burberryusaonline.com/pro...entPage=family

classic:

http://www.burberryusaonline.com/pro...entPage=family

Atticus Grinch · 11-06-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I refer to mine as my "Fancy Place."

I have a friend who's always called it her "chuni." Sounds vaguely yogic and body-friendly, so it doesn't sound as ashamed as most euphemisms tend to do. It's also capable of being said in a public place, leaving the uninformed eavesdropper with the idea that it's an old, potentially other-than-white friend with whom you sometimes go to coffee, perhaps.

Atticus Grinch · 11-06-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
So I lost my Burberry Scarf AGAIN. Can't find it.

I believe you will find it on ALL THE WOMEN AROUND YOU.

patentparanyc · 11-06-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I believe you will find it on ALL THE WOMEN AROUND YOU.

Don't laugh. I lost one last year...I literally dropped it and backtracked and it was GONE. In 2 seconds. snapped up

How do people know it isn't the ones on the street for 5 bucks that say "100% cashmere"?

Icky Thump · 11-06-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I have a friend who's always called it her "chuni." Sounds vaguely yogic and body-friendly, so it doesn't sound as ashamed as most euphemisms tend to do. It's also capable of being said in a public place, leaving the uninformed eavesdropper with the idea that it's an old, potentially other-than-white friend with whom you sometimes go to coffee, perhaps.

Just call it the culo and never worry about pregnancy.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-06-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc

How do people know it isn't the ones on the street for 5 bucks that say "100% cashmere"?

Suggestion: Buy a three-pack of the $5 ones on the street. Then when you lose it again, it won't be a shame.

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It's also capable of being said in a public place, leaving the uninformed eavesdropper with the idea that it's an old, potentially other-than-white friend with whom you sometimes go to coffee, perhaps.

wouldn't the content hint a little, "when he finally stuck his dick in chuni...." or "chuni is bleeding again". I guess "chuni got a haircut might work",

patentparanyc · 11-06-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Suggestion: Buy a three-pack of the $5 ones on the street. Then when you lose it again, it won't be a shame.

I'm shocked you didn't have helpful tips as to "how not to lose your scarf"