Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan


Pink, Britney and Beyonce play gladiators to Enrique Iglesias' evil Roman emperor in new Pepsi commerical.

Pink and Beyonce are no longer on speaking terms. I'm sure that saddens Beyonce to no end.

Pink and Beyoncé are battling it out. The bootylicious star wore fur to the London premiere of a Pepsi commercial which stars the two, along with Britney Spears. Pink, a staunch animal rights activist, became furious with Beyoncé, according to reports, and is now refusing to speak with her.
pepsi sucks anyway

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
aphorisms are the way to go today. I'm sure we all have our favorites.

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Of course.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Actually, maybe aphorisms are the way to go today. I'm sure we all have our favorites.

Mine: "The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see his ass." (sorry Flinty)

Anyone else?

Never try and teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and you annoy the pig.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Never try and teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and you annoy the pig.

I thought your favorite was, "no matter how gorgeous the woman, someone, somewhere, is tired of fucking her."

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
Hard to improve upon advice extraordiaire, I would only note that there is an aphorism for the above-bolded language. The unfortunate part is that I can't remember it exactly, but I'm sure Atticus or someone will know the exact wording (and etymology -- but please, Atticus (or proxy thereof), restrain yourself).

It's something like "Mutton trying to be lamb."

Anyone? Bueller?

I had a British boss who used to say "Mutton in lamb's clothing".

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Pink and Beyonce are no longer on speaking terms. I'm sure that saddens Beyonce to no end.

Pink and Beyoncé are battling it out. The bootylicious star wore fur to the London premiere of a Pepsi commercial which stars the two, along with Britney Spears. Pink, a staunch animal rights activist, became furious with Beyoncé, according to reports, and is now refusing to speak with her.
pepsi sucks anyway

So those hideous tacky shiny bondage outfits she wears are not only hideous, tacky, and shiny, but vinyl as well?

She's batting a thousand.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Never try and teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and you annoy the pig.

If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The sleeping shrimp is carried away by the stream.

I have no idea what this means.

"A sperm whale left to wait will explode."

I have no idea what this means either, but I have found a picture to illustrate:

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought your favorite was, "no matter how gorgeous the woman, someone, somewhere, is tired of fucking her."

No, that's my best friend's favorite. My favorite sex-related chestnut is "Just shut up and fuck me."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.

You're Thurgreed's niece?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.

The Yiddish version is: If your bubbe had baytzim, she'd be a zayde. Translation: if granny had balls, she'd be granddad.

I always understood it to mean, never try to teach a pig to sing...

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.

My grandfather said this too. I think it meant, "Damn, that bitch is fat!"

ETA: Fuck. Too slow on the trigger.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The Yiddish version is: If your bubbe had baytzim, she'd be a zayde. Translation: if granny had balls, she'd be granddad.

I always understood it to mean, never try to teach a pig to sing...

I called my grandfather Zayde. *sigh* now I'm missing the old fart.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Looks like Cathy is going to settle:

"Milestone" is a bit of an overstatement.

A true milestone would be if she finally grew a fucking nose.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by spookyfish


ETA: Fuck. Too slow on the trigger.

I was taking it to be more like the village bicycle. But only sebby talks that way about his wife.