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11-19-2004, 06:30 PM
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#4201
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Theo rests his case
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What are you doing tonight?
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Washing my hair. Can I call you back in a little while?
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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11-19-2004, 06:30 PM
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Moderator
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Coupling this with your earlier comment that you yourself need to get laid, sebby, this is quite intriguing!
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As I said, I'm secure in my masculinity. I'm pitching, SHFM!
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11-19-2004, 06:30 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Coupling this with your earlier comment that you yourself need to get laid, sebby, this is quite intriguing!
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It would never work. Hello doesn't pass Sebby's litmus test.
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11-19-2004, 06:31 PM
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Moderator
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It would never work. Hello doesn't pass Sebby's litmus test.
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Too true. He's not keeping my baby.
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11-19-2004, 06:32 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What are you doing tonight?
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Masturbating over maps of Virginia, would be my guess.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-19-2004, 06:34 PM
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Consigliere
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Sidd Finch
Yeah, but guess who drafted them.
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If they're that bad, I'm guessing I did. |
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11-19-2004, 06:34 PM
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Moderator
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I know you don't mean me but it's still a mistake. I concede that I've spent too much time in places like Berkeley where "white man" was the equivalent of "evil," but still. Work with me on this.
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I bid you goodnight. I've spilled enough nonsense from my corroded skull for one day. Its time to get good and goddamned drunk. Have a great weekend - even you, SHFM.
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11-19-2004, 06:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If they're that bad, I'm guessing I did.
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In that case, please accept .00000632% of a thank you from me. |
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11-19-2004, 06:37 PM
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Registered User
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As I said, I'm secure in my masculinity. I'm pitching, SHFM!
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If only the two of you didn't fail my litmus test miserably, I'd be all over this.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-19-2004, 06:37 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
My god, Hank! She was 6 back then.
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Hold on. Hold on. RT, were there any laws about THIS back then?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-19-2004, 06:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I bid you goodnight. I've spilled enough nonsense from my corroded skull for one day. Its time to get good and goddamned drunk. Have a great weekend - even you, SHFM.
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Go nail one of those teen crack hos you told me about. It'll be good for you. |
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11-19-2004, 06:40 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Masturbating over maps of Virginia, would be my guess.
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The Delmarva Peninsula looks like a boobie to me!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-19-2004, 06:46 PM
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Theo rests his case
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Gooooood Moooorning, Sgt. Club
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Masturbating over maps of Virginia, would be my guess.
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Nah, tonights my support group for battered, abused, victimized, beaten-down, oppressed, ignored and lonely women. I'm the moderator!
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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11-19-2004, 07:03 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Humor Round-up
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Washing my hair. Can I call you back in a little while?
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9.2
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Masturbating over maps of Virginia, would be my guess.
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9.4
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Delmarva Peninsula looks like a boobie to me!
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11-19-2004, 07:22 PM
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Theo rests his case
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Humor Round-up
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
9.4
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Yeah, those masturbating jokes just never get old. They are as priceless as man-hit-in-nuts-with-football clips!
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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