Fringey's taut-abbed painter

Originally posted by Dualit
Pretty easy. The commute is only 45 minutes door to door. The neighborhood is great, with several gay couples rehabing these wonderful old houses. The NYC Gay Men's Chorus has their annual "Garden Party" event just down the street. And though it may be hard to imagine, we even get along with the local breeders.

The most difficult thing was getting our city friends (i.e., almost all of our friends) to experience a zip code change for an evening. Being the gracious hosts we are, they now jump at every chance to come up and see us.

Are you the Oddman?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I thought you said you had them big boobies. Liar.

Playing with huge breasts = good. Stealing the food that keeps breasts artificially inflated with fat = pushed out of the car into a drainage ditch.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think it's more the gigantic forehead that is accentuated by the draw-on eyebrows.

There's nothing worse than women who think it's some sort of daring, Nazi-appeal sexy to shave off their brows and draw them in. Like Madonna in her Dita/Wanna-Be-Dietrich phase.

Not sexy under any circumstances and only makes you look old which sucks because I hear most don't grow back. BTW, I just came across this pic of what Angelina Jolie would look like without eyebrows and oh, that little tart had just better be careful around grills and any source of fire.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Goodgod she looks 50.
Amazing how some guys can totally overlook the face for a big set of boobs.

She had a face?

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
There's nothing worse than women who think it's some sort of daring, Nazi-appeal sexy to shave off their brows and draw them in. Like Madonna in her Dita/Wanna-Be-Dietrich phase.

Not sexy under any circumstances and only makes you look old which sucks because I hear most don't grow back. BTW, I just came across this pic of what Angelina Jolie would look like without eyebrows and oh, that little tart had just better be careful around grills and any source of fire.

I think part of the issue with scary vampire VN wife is that they are so arched -- they dip down so far toward her nose. It emphasizes her sharp longish nose. While I am not a fan of the skinny eyebrow, Madonna's look way, way better than the scary woman's.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Anyway, apropos of Randy Johnson (query: will he be able to keep his 'stache as a Yank?)

Looks like the 'stache and the mullett are gone-

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think part of the issue with scary vampire VN wife is that they are so arched -- they dip down so far toward her nose. It emphasizes her sharp longish nose. While I am not a fan of the skinny eyebrow, Madonna's look way, way better than the scary woman's.

Finally, we're back to Morticia.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think part of the issue with scary vampire VN wife is that they are so arched -- they dip down so far toward her nose. It emphasizes her sharp longish nose. While I am not a fan of the skinny eyebrow, Madonna's look way, way better than the scary woman's.

Nah, Madonna was just more careful how she was photographed during her eyebrow-less phase. She looked AWFUL.


ETA: But she sure looked good here NOT WORK APPROPRIATE.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She could just cross her arms and have the whore/virgin "look at my huge sexy "breasts"/go away" dichotomy thing going on.

In other news, some 4-year-old's song about crocodiles has topped the German pop charts, beating out such music geniuses as Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams (whoever that is): http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...ertainment.pop (article)

(link to song and various versions) http://213.158.118.36/schnappi

Excuse me? Robbie Williams (whoever that is?) He's a bona fide UK pop-star who did that song about Angels a few years back. He also does lots of covers of standards. Very popular outside the lower 48.

str("and through it all/she offers me protection/a lot of love and affection/whether I'm right or wrong")8

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Finally, we're back to Morticia.

Those are not even narrow eyebrows, you fucking moron. Nor do they dip alarmingly far down toward the bridge of her nose.

I think you may have just denied some poor Boston-born guy some string-free sex.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Excuse me? Robbie Williams (whoever that is?) He's a bona fide UK pop-star who did that song about Angels a few years back. He also does lots of covers of standards. Very popular outside the lower 48.

str("and through it all/she offers me protection/a lot of love and affection/whether I'm right or wrong")8

He also did "Millennium" which used a terrific sample from the Bond theme "You Only Live Twice".

I saw him most recently in De-Lovely, which, despite my reservations going in, was a pretty good movie.*


*I was glad to have listened to Red Hot +Blue quite a bit in high school.

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Excuse me?

OK, you are excused.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He also did "Millennium" which used a terrific sample from the Bond theme "You Only Live Twice".

I saw him most recently in De-Lovely, which, despite my reservations going in, was a pretty good movie.*


*I was glad to have listened to Red Hot +Blue quite a bit in high school.

I think this speaks for itself....





edited again because technology is hard.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Excuse me? Robbie Williams (whoever that is?) He's a bona fide UK pop-star who did that song about Angels a few years back. He also does lots of covers of standards. Very popular outside the lower 48.

Yeah yeah yeah. And David Hasselhoff is big in Germany. Big fricken deal, Maple Boy.

Oh, and in the day late and a Euro short department, how could I have forgotten these guys? And why did I remember them today?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think this speaks for itself....



et replace honking big photo

I think what I got was an error message in Russian saying "page not found" or something. Which is interesting and all, but k sozhalennyu, I don't get how it relates to Alex's post.