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ltl/fb · 06-06-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
What would you call it when someone who hasn't seen you in a while looks you up and down and says, with a thank-god-that's-not happening-to-me look on her face, "oh, you really ARE pregnant!"

(Actually, it was the ginormous boobs that inspired the comment. Really, it WAS! I swear!)

Possibly tactless, but not dishonest.

Hank, didn't one of the guys in the band have lightish facial hair?

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-06-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
How long had it been since you bleached the facial hair?

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Bad_Rich_Chic · 06-06-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, not because of you, but now that there are three of us, I'm reverting back to my original thought which is people who say "no fucking way you weigh _____!" are being polite/nice.

I think that's a safe bet. Someone who says "huh - I'd have guessed [something somewhat lower]" may actually be surprised. But when the sales clerk says "let me find you a size 4," you know she's just a commission-grubbing mendacious flatterer.

06-06-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I never fudged pre-pregnancy, and now I'm as big as fudgie the whale (hi, Coltrane!), so why lie?

As big as Fudgie? Are you a fat five mos. pregnant? You and Britney are due around the same time right? Who is bigger?

ABBAKiss · 06-06-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I weigh more than people usually think I do, too. It used to be because I was muscular, but now it's just ... because.

I wonder if people's ideas about how much people weigh are skewed by people lying all the time? I weigh 130-135 but people usually guess 115-120. Maybe they are just being nice because they know I can kick their ass? That said, I look much better/different than photos of other people in magazines that are said to weigh 130-135. I am a solid 130-135 whereas a fatty 130-135 has a greater mass I suppose.

Replaced_Texan · 06-06-2005, 03:08 PM

Why does the packaging on most vibrators have scankly/non-clad women on it?

I was perusing the wall of vibrators over at Cindies at one point this weekend while shopping for something else entirely, and I noticed that a good 75% of them had stripper types on the packaging. Does market research show that lesbians and men are the largest demographic buying vibrators?

Hank Chinaski · 06-06-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Possibly tactless, but not dishonest.

Hank, didn't one of the guys in the band have lightish facial hair?

I just remember long hair and beards on all of them? that and they were the only band that needed to hire an actor to be the male lead in their video because they were all so ummmm, unphotogenic.

ABBAKiss · 06-06-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I think that's a safe bet. Someone who says "huh - I'd have guessed [something somewhat lower]" may actually be surprised. But when the sales clerk says "let me find you a size 4," you know she's just a commission-grubbing mendacious flatterer.

Well, sizes are all effed up too. I wear anything from a size 2 to a size 8 depending on cut and designer.

andViolins · 06-06-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just remember long hair and beards on all of them? that and they were the only band that needed to hire an actor to be the male lead in their video because they were all so ummmm, unphotogenic.

Wait, I thought that only the guitar and bass player had the beards. The drummer had no beard. But his last name was Beard.

What would Alanis say about that?

aV

Replaced_Texan · 06-06-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just remember long hair and beards on all of them? that and they were the only band that needed to hire an actor to be the male lead in their video because they were all so ummmm, unphotogenic.

Frank Beard just has a mustache.

In other music news, is anyone buying the new Oasis/White Stripes/Coldplay albums that came out today?

robustpuppy · 06-06-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
As big as Fudgie? Are you a fat five mos. pregnant? You and Britney are due around the same time right? Who is bigger?

Britney is bigger. I'm not a fat five mos. pregnant; I just feel fat. If you didn't know me before, you wouldn't necessarily think I was either pregnant or fat. You might pity my lack of a discernible waistline, though.

Waaah!!

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-06-2005, 03:18 PM

So I went to Canada on the weekend with my non-bf and I was showing him Canadian money - we have dollar coins and two-dollar coins, not bills. So he looks at them and without missing a beat the first thing he says is "so what do you use to tip the strippers"? He is the best!

He actually gave me some jewelry so I think that technically makes him my boyfriend, but I still can't say that without feeling like I have to vomit, so I'm still holding off.

Gattigap · 06-06-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually I am too modest to post about how fantastic I am. But yesterday, I got a compliment so good I just have to share. I was at a party and this guy comes up to me and says "You look like you could be on the cover of a ZZ Top album".

I was not wearing red pumps with white socks. fwiw.

Su-weet!

I'm guessin' you're the one in the background with the gun.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 06-06-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I wonder if people's ideas about how much people weigh are skewed by people lying all the time?

I think that's highly likely. It might also explain why people routinely think I'm a good 4 inches taller than I really am. (Well, that and the rediculous heels.)

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I weigh 130-135 but people usually guess 115-120. Maybe they are just being nice because they know I can kick their ass?

That's just a smidge more than I weigh, and what people usually guess for me, too. No one imagines that I could kick their ass unless they were tied down and I were heavily armed.

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That said, I look much better/different than photos of other people in magazines that are said to weigh 130-135. I am a solid 130-135 whereas a fatty 130-135 has a greater mass I suppose.

I'm not very solid, but I, too, look a hell of a lot better than most mag photos I see of other people of comparable weight and/or dress size (I'm close to a standard 8). I think it's because I have pretty strong shoulders and a small waist. They balance out a lot of sins.

ABBAKiss · 06-06-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So I went to Canada on the weekend with my non-bf and I was showing him Canadian money - we have dollar coins and two-dollar coins, not bills. So he looks at them and without missing a beat the first thing he says is "so what do you use to tip the strippers"? He is the best!

He actually gave me some jewelry so I think that technically makes him my boyfriend, but I still can't say that without feeling like I have to vomit, so I'm still holding off.

AWESOME!!!! He is not your boyfriend until he helps you break into your house.