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[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And the pencil skirts. And the bubble skirts.

Dissent as to the suggestion that only stick figure chicks look good in a pencil skirt. In fact, pencil skirts look best if there is a curve from the waist to the hip, and if there is what the much-missed tax hottie called a "discernible ass" present. (Or was her phrase "discernible hips"?)

In short, twigs do not look good in pencil skirts.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

With sufficient thrust, turkeys fly just fine.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
With a nipple out. Of course.

It is beginning to sound like what happens at ACL no longer stays at ACL. Hope you guys had fun. Maybe I'll make it back next year. A girl can dream...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have no fucking idea where it originated.

Well, sor-fucking-ry.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is beginning to sound like what happens at ACL no longer stays at ACL. Hope you guys had fun. Maybe I'll make it back next year. A girl can dream...

My nipples stayed covered (most of the time) and I did not sing onstage with a gospel band.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Where do City Shorts fall in? Why are there so many names for pants that fall above the ankle and below the thigh?

So many trends are a privilege, not a right. People with fat asses should not wear the City Shorts. People with a flabby fat roll menagarie should not wear peasant skirts and a spandex inspired t. Wear shit that flatters your shape. I wouldn't be rocking any crochet shit any time soon. It just doesn't flatter me. Certain classic elements, like sheath dresses should only be worn if you are in shape.....I mean there are rules for this shit. not everything can be worn as is.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is beginning to sound like what happens at ACL no longer stays at ACL. Hope you guys had fun. Maybe I'll make it back next year. A girl can dream...

We are counting on you for next year.

I learned at ACL that if my boyfriend had a superpower, it would be the ability to discern a naked nipple from 100 yards. I am dating Nipple Man!

I also did not sing with the Gospel Band.

I would probably fail a drug test at the moment, and I smoked nothing.

Mud is slippery. 65 degrees is cold for swimming. Spinning hippie chicks are ubiquitous. When the man in the big, red suit gets down on one knee in front of you and sings that Jesus died for you too, you should give him a witness. Willie Nelson was my favorite act of the show, followed by the rasta, hip hop, jew-guy. Finding a giant rasta-dredded chihuaua in a crowd is harder than it sounds. My feet hurt. My neck hurts. Everything in my suitcase is wet.

I had an amazing time. Thus ends my ACL report.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
We are counting on you for next year.

I learned at ACL that if my boyfriend had a superpower, it would be the ability to discern a naked nipple from 100 yards. I am dating Nipple Man!

I also did not sing with the Gospel Band.

I would probably fail a drug test at the moment, and I smoked nothing.

Mud is slippery. 65 degrees is cold for swimming. Spinning hippie chicks are ubiquitous. When the man in the big, red suit gets down on one knee in front of you and sings that Jesus died for you too, you should give him a witness. Willie Nelson was my favorite act of the show, followed by the rasta, hip hop, jew-guy. Finding a giant rasta-dredded chihuaua in a crowd is harder than it sounds. My feet hurt. My neck hurts. Everything in my suitcase is wet.

I had an amazing time. Thus ends my ACL report.

I fell and hurt myself this weekend. And there is one substance harder than platinum. And that is sidewalk. In a battle between platinum and sidewalk, sidewalk wins. By a landslide.
It was, however, after a particularly fun football game. And it didn't rain. So all is good.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My nipples stayed covered (most of the time) and I did not sing onstage with a gospel band.

Hmph. It was just one verse.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have no fucking idea where it originated.

Back when Hollywood didn't suck, everyone knew that Milton Berle had the biggest cock in town. One night, after a Berle performance, a biligerent drunk fellow came back stage claiming that his rod was bigger than Uncle Miltie's. They tried to get the drunk guy out of the room, but he was persistent and loud. So finally, one of Milton's buddies called out:

"Hey Miltie, make this guy happy. Just show him enough to win."

So now, that's what I do when faced with that situation around the law firm.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
We are counting on you for next year.

I learned at ACL that if my boyfriend had a superpower, it would be the ability to discern a naked nipple from 100 yards. I am dating Nipple Man!

I also did not sing with the Gospel Band.

I would probably fail a drug test at the moment, and I smoked nothing.

Mud is slippery. 65 degrees is cold for swimming. Spinning hippie chicks are ubiquitous. When the man in the big, red suit gets down on one knee in front of you and sings that Jesus died for you too, you should give him a witness. Willie Nelson was my favorite act of the show, followed by the rasta, hip hop, jew-guy. Finding a giant rasta-dredded chihuaua in a crowd is harder than it sounds. My feet hurt. My neck hurts. Everything in my suitcase is wet.

I had an amazing time. Thus ends my ACL report.

I tore my acl once. Thus ends my ACL report.

TM

[nononono]

There's an AP story with an excerpt from an interview with Scarlett Johansson in Instyle or something. In it, she says she likes her "curvy" figure. She's certainly looked curvy generally/at points, but here's a pic of her from the 2007 Imitation of Christ show. Is it the camera angle, or is she full of shit? Where'd her tits go?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
There's an AP story with an excerpt from an interview with Scarlett Johansson in Instyle or something. In it, she says she likes her "curvy" figure. She's certainly looked curvy generally/at points, but here's a pic of her from the 2007 Imitation of Christ show. Is it the camera angle, or is she full of shit? Where'd her tits go?

Her head is quite round. Like a . . . lollipop.

In that particular picture. Which may be from a weird angle.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by nononono
There's an AP story with an excerpt from an interview with Scarlett Johansson in Instyle or something. In it, she says she likes her "curvy" figure. She's certainly looked curvy generally/at points, but here's a pic of her from the 2007 Imitation of Christ show. Is it the camera angle, or is she full of shit? Where'd her tits go?

She looks emaciated and usually she looks so hot. sigh. wow.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is beginning to sound like what happens at ACL no longer stays at ACL. Hope you guys had fun. Maybe I'll make it back next year. A girl can dream...

If that was the rule, how is it that what happens at ACL is such common knowledge?