Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
aphorisms

From a motion actually filed in federal court:

"Those who live in houses with fragile crystal roofs should not attempt rock-throwing at their neighbors roofs for their own are likely to be ruined!"

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
what an obstreperous twat.

See, bnb how well this works!

Okay Paigow, since you used it, and um, I invented it, how about some of that MOC?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
From a motion actually filed in federal court:

"Those who live in houses with fragile crystal roofs should not attempt rock-throwing at their neighbors roofs for their own are likely to be ruined!"

Sounds like that one got run through english:yiddish and yiddish:english translator, maybe with a trip through serbo-croatian on the way.

[Dave]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You feel I need to enhance my reputation on the FB?

Followed by long story about lesbian DP

Next time, I'll remember to use the [Tounge-in-Cheek] and [/TIC] tags, okay? And, besides, you apparently did brighten a few days with your story.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Sounds like that one got run through english:yiddish and yiddish:english translator, maybe with a trip through serbo-croatian on the way.

Funny you should say that. My first thought was that it was drafted by this guy.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and it aint cats who blow shit out of both sides of thier mouths while wowing juries with sagas they think are mostly correct.

Documents with paragraphs that run over a page long without so much as a period or semicolon. god forbid you space out in the middle of it and lose your place. atticus, what is the historical reason for this lack of spacing and punctuation? where were tht timmies?

Defending a large corporation in front of a Yoknapatawhpha County jury is a bitch.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Defending a large corporation in front of a Yoknapatawhpha County jury is a bitch.

POTM, early candidate

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Defending a large corporation in front of a Yoknapatawhpha County jury is a bitch.

Perhaps you'll be able to put paigow's page-long sentence to use.

[Anything That Moves]

Originally posted by my ltl eclair
Grandfather? So, when you were going through his belongings after he passed, did you determine what size ball gag he liked used on him while the giant dildo was being thrust up his ass?

Sweetums, I thought that you weren't going to discuss our ltl pegging episodes in public anymore. You know how shy I am.

And moving to a new board without telling me? Is this [sniff] your way of telling me it's over? Sigh. No matter what, we'll always have Paris (Texas) ... or was it Midland? Plano? Lubbock?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Pink and Beyonce are no longer on speaking terms. I'm sure that saddens Beyonce to no end.

Pink and Beyoncé are battling it out. The bootylicious star wore fur to the London premiere of a Pepsi commercial which stars the two, along with Britney Spears. Pink, a staunch animal rights activist, became furious with Beyoncé, according to reports, and is now refusing to speak with her.
pepsi sucks anyway

I am not on speaking terms with either Pink or Beyonce, but now I'm wondering if I can use this rift between them to get on speaking terms with one of them.

[Alex_de_Large]

Today's Sports Guy blog entry makes a crack about getting splattered by Light Rail in Houston. I thought of you, of course.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I am not on speaking terms with either Pink or Beyonce, but now I'm wondering if I can use this rift between them to get on speaking terms with one of them.

When you're trying to decide which to go for, keep this in mind:
Pink, on Howard Stern was bragging about having dated her current boyfriend for, at that time, 5 months w/o giving up the pink, as it were.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"A sperm whale left to wait will explode."

I have no idea what this means either, but I have found a picture to illustrate:

I heard about this too.

Just goes to show that if you play around with your sperm (whale) you might get a 50 ton explosion of sperm (whale) all over everybody. And a lot of ladies don't like to get a big old shot of sperm (whale) in the face because the sperm (whale) gets in their eyes and stings. And good luck getting her to swallow your sperm (whale) after that, I tell you!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Today's Sports Guy blog entry makes a crack about getting splattered by Light Rail in Houston. I thought of you, of course.

I sadly note that it was the light rail, and not the description of the women of Houston that reminded you of me...

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Sperm Whale Explosion Story and Photo