Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Adder]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I bet there are some from Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming, too.

But maybe some are not from top firms.

Have you learned nothing from Fugee? Not Minnesota.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is so hard to understand what you are saying when you have Ironweak's cock in your mouth. He came hard after your first post about the greatness of the NYC bar, and I doubt there is even the smallest drop of ejaculate left for you to suck out at this point, so you can probably disengage and get on with your life now.

I've found NYC lawyers of all stripes to very practical, smart and direct, and I've found NYC lawyers of all stripes to be moronic, self-important, delusional jackasses. Just like lawyers everywhere else.

He's got a slow prostate. It's like squeezing a caulk gun.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Adder
* Well, others might call this firm a top firm, I happen to think they are decidely second rate.

Just when I think I can make this line work in a couplet that ends "When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate," I get stuck on the first line for the couplet that ends "Good lord, you sound like a dweeb who calls himself a 'rising 3L'."

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've found NY lawyers of all stripes to be very practical, smart and direct. That includes white shoe power players and little solos I've dealt with. I think in a town with that much going on, you don't have the time or energy to be a pain in the ass.

because it is survival of the fittest. If you are not what you stated, then you get tossed out on your ass. no joke.

come to NY sebby, I'll submit your resume. for real.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Spoken like a true Jets fan.*

*Purely conjecture. What is your NFL team?

I am an anomaly when it comes to football. I love football and can watch any game at any time. I have the hd Sunday Ticket and get a lot of use out of it. But I'm not a hardcore fan of any team. I like to see the Jets do well. But I really chose them by default. When I was little and I moved here, everyone had a team. So I chose the Cardinals (Roy Green, Neil Lomax, baby!), but they moved and I never really liked the Rams and never considered rooting for Arizona.

I actually liked the Giants until Parcells left (back when he was almost likeable) and started rooting for the Jets when he got there (mostly because they sucked and I thought he would turn them around). So, I guess I'm a Jets fan, although I'm not so sure now that Herm Edwards left (and, let me add, screwed our lottery chances by winning a game we didn't need to win late last year). But I'll go with the Jets, even though I never met a Jets fan I liked, since I've been rooting for them for quite a few years now. Uh...J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets?*

TM

*I know this whole explanation is beyond pathetic, but what can I say? I have no excuse.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've found NY lawyers of all stripes to be very practical, smart and direct. That includes white shoe power players and little solos I've dealt with. I think in a town with that much going on, you don't have the time or energy to be a pain in the ass.

Ah, Sebby, how this made me laugh. You lead me to believe you've never spoken to a NY transactional attorney. All stripes but one?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
because it is survival of the fittest. If you are not what you stated, then you get tossed out on your ass. no joke.

come to NY sebby, I'll submit your resume. for real.

But then is it any surprise that some NYC lawyers are delusional and self-important when they are surrounded by fawning little paralegals who lick the lawyers' asses 70 hours a week in the hope of another $250 Xmas bonus?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
But then is it any surprise that some NYC lawyers are delusional and self-important when they are surrounded by fawning little paralegals who lick the lawyers' asses 70 hours a week in the hope of another $250 Xmas bonus?

And I am paid top dollar, baby doll to do that as well. hmmph.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And I am paid top dollar, baby doll to do that as well. hmmph.

If you had any pride, you would at least publicly pretend that the constant probing of attorney sphincter with your tongue was done for the love of it rather than for the cash. Now you just look like a rim job whore.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am an anomaly when it comes to football. I love football and can watch any game at any time. I have the hd Sunday Ticket and get a lot of use out of it. But I'm not a hardcore fan of any team. I like to see the Jets do well. But I really chose them by default. When I was little and I moved here, everyone had a team. So I chose the Cardinals (Roy Green, Neil Lomax, baby!), but they moved and I never really liked the Rams and never considered rooting for Arizona.

I actually liked the Giants until Parcells left (back when he was almost likeable) and started rooting for the Jets when he got there (mostly because they sucked and I thought he would turn them around). So, I guess I'm a Jets fan, although I'm not so sure now that Herm Edwards left (and, let me add, screwed our lottery chances by winning a game we didn't need to win late last year). But I'll go with the Jets, even though I never met a Jets fan I liked, since I've been rooting for them for quite a few years now. Uh...J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets?*

TM

*I know this whole explanation is beyond pathetic, but what can I say? I have no excuse.

I am a pseudo Jets fan. As much as any Giants fan can be a Jets fan, that is (it is easier to be both when you don't live in NYC). I started rooting for them during the 1-15 years. They just seemed like they needed some support.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jesus Christ. Talking to you is tedious.

The Yankees had a 15 year run when we weren't really winning much of anything. I still had a great time cheering for them and I didn't sit around wondering if their record would be good enough for me to cheer for them starting the last month of the season.

I'm not comparing the Yankees to Detroit or Chicago, knucklehead. I'm wondering why you can't be a fan of your local team even if they aren't going to the playoffs. Besides, I don't want to hear people whining about the Tigers or the Cubs because those fans got to experience the Pistons and the Bulls. If you can only cheer for the team in your city that is currently winning, you're not really worth much as a sports fan.

TM

What if you can't cheer for any of the teams in your city. Everything here in Los Angeles is loathsome. Except possibly the Clippers. And possibly Los Dajers, now that they have Senor Maddux. But they're still a boring ass weak NL team.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you had any pride, you would at least publicly pretend that the constant probing of attorney sphincter with your tongue was done for the love of it rather than for the cash. Now you just look like a rim job whore.

I take pride in my job and consistently go above and beyond. hmmphf

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I take pride in my job and consistently go above and beyond. hmmphf

You go for the colon?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I take pride in my job and consistently go above and beyond. hmmphf

Ah, the answer to my previous query at last ... that is the sound of you sticking your face in someone's ass.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I take pride in my job and consistently go above and beyond. hmmphf

Are balls above the sphincter? If so, would beyond mean to a blow job?

Because I kind of assumed that if you were rimming, you'd already been doing the other stuff.