The New And Improved Fashion Board

Just like it says.

I recommend "Power Date I" to start with.

[crumpin' 2 da oldskool]

Originally posted by ironweed
Poll?

Hank, what was yours?

Bboy KFlex.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
They will not get it into their heads that these posts were created in all seriousness and in suffering, that they are the products of sleepless nights, that they have cost me blood and weakened my nerves.

Do you eat a lot of tofu? "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ironweed
Just like it says.

I recommend "Power Date I" to start with.

I like.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Before I had lasik I wore hard lenses. In college I was living in this very pitty house. The bathroom sink was semi-clogged all the time. One night we're getting ready for a party and my only right lens goes down the drain- like a half hour before the party. I couldn't see w/o it, and it was going to be a very good party.

I figured there was a good chance it caught in gunk, but the only wrench we had wouldn't open the trap- in fact the pipes almost seemed to break, and then we'd have a water hazard instead of a party.

I snaked a coat hanger down an speared the lens and was able to pull it out. Needle in a haystack. It was from Ripley's.

One day my freshman year of college, I had a really shitty day (mostly likely because I didn't do the assigned reading and a professor railed me for it) and rode my bike all the way back across campus to my dorm room, which was locked. I didn't have my key. I was pissed off and went down to the hot girl's room on the second floor who I wanted to bone, but couldn't get a read on (friends, potential gf, who knew?).

She said, let's go for a walk. We went for a walk and I told her about the fucked up day and how I must have lost my keys at some point. We were standing in the middle of this huge field. Right when I said I had lost my fucking keys, she said, "We're going to find them." And she said it with such feeling, I knew I'd be having sex with her at some point. She looked down, bent over and picked them up. She had no clue which route I had taken back and wasn't looking for them before I told her I lost them. It was amazing.*

TM

*And so was the sex.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
One day my freshman year of college, I had a really shitty day (mostly likely because I didn't do the assigned reading and a professor railed me for it) and rode my bike all the way back across campus to my dorm room, which was locked. I didn't have my key. I was pissed off and went down to the hot girl's room on the second floor who I wanted to bone, but couldn't get a read on (friends, potential gf, who knew?).

She said, let's go for a walk. We went for a walk and I told her about the fucked up day and how I must have lost my keys at some point. We were standing in the middle of this huge field. Right when I said I had lost my fucking keys, she said, "We're going to find them." And she said it with such feeling, I knew I'd be having sex with her at some point. She looked down, bent over and picked them up. She had no clue which route I had taken back and wasn't looking for them before I told her I lost them. It was amazing.*

TM

*And so was the sex.

With the girl, or the professor that "railed" you?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
One day my freshman year of college, I had a really shitty day (mostly likely because I didn't do the assigned reading and a professor railed me for it) and rode my bike all the way back across campus to my dorm room, which was locked. I didn't have my key. I was pissed off and went down to the hot girl's room on the second floor who I wanted to bone, but couldn't get a read on (friends, potential gf, who knew?).

She said, let's go for a walk. We went for a walk and I told her about the fucked up day and how I must have lost my keys at some point. We were standing in the middle of this huge field. Right when I said I had lost my fucking keys, she said, "We're going to find them." And she said it with such feeling, I knew I'd be having sex with her at some point. She looked down, bent over and picked them up. She had no clue which route I had taken back and wasn't looking for them before I told her I lost them. It was amazing.*

TM

*And so was the sex.

You go through a lot of trouble to get laid. I just said "Hey, you wanna?" and they complied.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You go through a lot of trouble to get laid. I just said "Hey, you wanna?" and they complied.

Roofies?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You go through a lot of trouble to get laid. I just said "Hey, you wanna?" and they complied.

Good for you. But freshman year T didn't have $20 to spend like that, so he had to work on it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
With the girl, or the professor that "railed" you?

That particular professor gave out As to some of the boys he railed, but I wasn't one of them.*

TM

*Wasn't one of the boys he railed or gave an A.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You go through a lot of trouble to get laid. I just said "Hey, you wanna?" and they complied.

I said this girl was hot. I wasn't talking about your girls.

And back then, I went through all kinds of shit to get laid.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

It's Christmastime,
there's no need to be so mean
At Christmastime,
newbers post and we remain obscene
And in our world of fashion
we can post a little joy
Throw your arms around the board
at Christmastime

So make a post,
post for your sanity
At Christmastime it's hard,
when you're reviewing docs
There's a world outside your office,
and it's a world of happiness
Where the only people bitching
Have not met with such success
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the ringing chimes of glee
Well tonight post something nice instead of cruel

There should be more joy on the Fashion Board this Christmastime
The greatest posts you’ll make this year are kind(Oooh)
Where jokes are never new
Even in the land of Fu
Don’t you know it's Christmas after all?

Here’s to you; make a post for everyone
Here's to them; make the fashion board more fun
Don’t you know it’s Christmas after all?

Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Remember that it’s Christmastime

Post here nicely
Remember that it’s Christmastime

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's Christmastime,
there's no need to be so mean
At Christmastime,
newbers post and we remain obscene
And in our world of fashion
we can post a little joy
Throw your arms around the board
at Christmastime

So make a post,
post for your sanity
At Christmastime it's hard,
when you're reviewing docs
There's a world outside your office,
and it's a world of happiness
Where the only people bitching
Have not met with such success
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the ringing chimes of glee
Well tonight post something nice instead of cruel

There should be more joy on the Fashion Board this Christmastime
The greatest posts you�ll make this year are kind(Oooh)
Where jokes are never new
Even in the land of Fu
Don�t you know it's Christmas after all?

Here�s to you; make a post for everyone
Here's to them; make the fashion board more fun
Don�t you know it�s Christmas after all?

Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Remember that it�s Christmastime

Post here nicely
Remember that it�s Christmastime

You are soooo gonna get it!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It's Christmastime,
there's no need to be so mean
At Christmastime,
newbers post and we remain obscene
And in our world of fashion
we can post a little joy
Throw your arms around the board
at Christmastime

So make a post,
post for your sanity
At Christmastime it's hard,
when you're reviewing docs
There's a world outside your office,
and it's a world of happiness
Where the only people bitching
Have not met with such success
And the Christmas bells that ring there
are the ringing chimes of glee
Well tonight post something nice instead of cruel

There should be more joy on the Fashion Board this Christmastime
The greatest posts you’ll make this year are kind(Oooh)
Where jokes are never new
Even in the land of Fu
Don’t you know it's Christmas after all?

Here’s to you; make a post for everyone
Here's to them; make the fashion board more fun
Don’t you know it’s Christmas after all?

Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Post here nicely
Remember that it’s Christmastime

Post here nicely
Remember that it’s Christmastime

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
That is the stupidest fucking Christmas song parody I've heard in my life.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
You are soooo gonna get it!

Off my corner, ho.

I know it's hard, he's so crushable. But he's MINE.