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01-29-2004, 03:23 PM
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#4231
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I am recommending this for siblings of new brothers and sisters these days. It really helps the little beggars get used to the new addition.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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01-29-2004, 03:24 PM
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#4232
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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This happens every time people try to fuck around with dead whales: whale parts end up all over the place. Do the people of Taiwan not read
Dave Berry?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-29-2004, 03:25 PM
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#4233
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
re: ass thrusting,
Marquis de Sade. . . could not get himself off without the aid of an 8-inch diameter dildo inserted in his ass.
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Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-29-2004, 03:29 PM
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#4234
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction
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There already is, and a sequel too.
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01-29-2004, 03:31 PM
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#4235
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Paging RT
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I sadly note that it was the light rail, and not the description of the women of Houston that reminded you of me...
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Unless you can confirm that you were one of the lovlies who revealed herself on Breasticle day, that's all I have to go by, darling.
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01-29-2004, 03:34 PM
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#4236
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Fashion news
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
There already is, and a sequel too.
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Wow. Who would have guessed someone from this board would know that?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-29-2004, 03:36 PM
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#4237
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Fashion news
Quote:
Originally posted by Anything That Moves
Sweetums, I thought that you weren't going to discuss our ltl pegging episodes in public anymore. You know how shy I am.
And moving to a new board without telling me? Is this [sniff] your way of telling me it's over? Sigh. No matter what, we'll always have Paris (Texas) ... or was it Midland? Plano? Lubbock?
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Waco, clown boy. Bend over.
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01-29-2004, 03:46 PM
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#4238
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Hey Fringie
Quote:
Originally posted by leagleaze
You are just jealous that I can please a man simply by recounting experiences of my friends
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Isn't that really the only way you'll be pleasing anybody?
TM
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01-29-2004, 03:53 PM
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#4239
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Folk Wisdom
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.
My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.
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Either:
1. She's really fucking fat.
or
2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.
TM
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01-29-2004, 03:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Rant: My least favorite thing about the laws
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
POTM, early candidate
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It's the 29th.
TM
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01-29-2004, 04:00 PM
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#4241
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Folk Wisdom
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Either:
1. She's really fucking fat.
or
2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.
TM
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You can Get on in front, and get off in the rear?
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01-29-2004, 04:00 PM
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#4242
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Folk Wisdom
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.
TM
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please pay the $1.50, get on, have at it and stop wank(er)ing around here. jesus. but nice one on leagl.
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01-29-2004, 04:04 PM
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#4243
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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bowling for super
what time does the super bowl start?
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01-29-2004, 04:05 PM
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#4244
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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bowling for super
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
what time does the super bowl start?
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Around here, it started last weekend.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-29-2004, 04:06 PM
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#4245
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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bowling for super
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Around here, it started last weekend.
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yeahyeahyeah. what time on Sunday do they start the actual game?
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