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Old 01-29-2004, 03:23 PM   #4231
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I am recommending this for siblings of new brothers and sisters these days. It really helps the little beggars get used to the new addition.

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Old 01-29-2004, 03:24 PM   #4232
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Sperm Whale Explosion Story and Photo
This happens every time people try to fuck around with dead whales: whale parts end up all over the place. Do the people of Taiwan not read
Dave Berry?
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:25 PM   #4233
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Marquis de Sade. . . could not get himself off without the aid of an 8-inch diameter dildo inserted in his ass.
Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:29 PM   #4234
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Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking that if it hasn't happened already, there will soon be a porn film entitled Weapons of Ass Destruction
There already is, and a sequel too.
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:31 PM   #4235
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I sadly note that it was the light rail, and not the description of the women of Houston that reminded you of me...
Unless you can confirm that you were one of the lovlies who revealed herself on Breasticle day, that's all I have to go by, darling.
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:34 PM   #4236
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There already is, and a sequel too.
Wow. Who would have guessed someone from this board would know that?
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:36 PM   #4237
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Sweetums, I thought that you weren't going to discuss our ltl pegging episodes in public anymore. You know how shy I am.

And moving to a new board without telling me? Is this [sniff] your way of telling me it's over? Sigh. No matter what, we'll always have Paris (Texas) ... or was it Midland? Plano? Lubbock?
Waco, clown boy. Bend over.
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:46 PM   #4238
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You are just jealous that I can please a man simply by recounting experiences of my friends
Isn't that really the only way you'll be pleasing anybody?

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Old 01-29-2004, 03:53 PM   #4239
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If your grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.

My grandfather used to say this. I still ahve no idea what he meant.
Either:

1. She's really fucking fat.

or

2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.

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Old 01-29-2004, 03:56 PM   #4240
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It's the 29th.

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Old 01-29-2004, 04:00 PM   #4241
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Either:

1. She's really fucking fat.

or

2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.

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Old 01-29-2004, 04:00 PM   #4242
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2. Anyone can have a ride for a buck fifty.

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please pay the $1.50, get on, have at it and stop wank(er)ing around here. jesus. but nice one on leagl.
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:04 PM   #4243
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bowling for super

what time does the super bowl start?
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:05 PM   #4244
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what time does the super bowl start?
Around here, it started last weekend.
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:06 PM   #4245
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Around here, it started last weekend.
yeahyeahyeah. what time on Sunday do they start the actual game?
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