imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This makes no sense. I've never been anything but hostile to you.

TM

And, come to think of it, on the whole I'm not usually overtly hostile to her -- but have been teh last couple days because of the refuckulous "test" posting crap.

Weird.

I think she's flirting with you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: my girlfriend has humungous, orange halve-shaped, natural tits on her skinny frame. Too bad she wont let me touch em.

Congratulations. This is the dumbest post I've seen since SS alerted us to NFH's song parody.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My personal experience is that I can lose or gain weight without a corresponding change in my breast size. As a matter of fact, my breasts have been pretty much the same size since puberty, except while I was pregnant, no matter how much I weigh.

YMMV, of course.

I'm sporting a variety pack (left is bigger than the right by about half a cup size for those keeping track of the database), and the difference is less noticable when I'm smaller. I don't notice much of a difference when I'm losing or gaining weight, BUT I do grow and shrink depending on the time of the month.

I've not been below a D cup in over 15 years.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My personal experience is that I can lose or gain weight without a corresponding change in my breast size. As a matter of fact, my breasts have been pretty much the same size since puberty, except while I was pregnant, no matter how much I weigh.

YMMV, of course.

If you're Jessica Simpson, I call getting to screw you first.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

I've not been below a D cup in over 15 years.

Neither has [insert name of married poster here].

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you're Jessica Simpson, I call getting to screw you first.

TM

I was picturing something totally different
but MMVA

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


I've not been below a D cup in over 15 years.

We really need TMBD soon.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My personal experience is that I can lose or gain weight without a corresponding change in my breast size. As a matter of fact, my breasts have been pretty much the same size since puberty, except while I was pregnant, no matter how much I weigh.

YMMV, of course.

2

[Replaced_Texan]

During the elliptical boredom, I went over to craigslist and posted this:

• "Four vibrators?!? Who the fuck needs four vibrators?"
  
  This 31/F is very happy with six of her seven vibrators.
  
  Sometimes a girl needs a little variety
  
  The iRabbit is good for those times where you need all of the bells and whistles going at once. It pivots AND rolls. Oh, and those pearls....
  
  The big chrome one is when you're looking for temperature varations AND size. And man-oh-man, are those D batteries intense.
  
  The skinny blue plastic one is just great on your clit.
  
  The big purple plastic one is a good all purpose vibrator. Good on the inside, good on the outside. Not too big, but it'll fill you up.
  
  The long skinny purple one with the curved head is fantastic for those g-spot orgasms I want from time to time. Nothing else works quite as well.
  
  The skinny pink one with the ridges just feels great inside, especially if you can get it spinning.
  
  The white g-spot silica one is too squishy and a pain in the ass to keep clean, but I was looking for a bit of variety and it looked interesting.
  
  I just saw a $325 waterproof, silent platinum plated vibrator that apparently uses the same technology as those sonicare toothbrushes. I'm salivating over that puppy. One day...
  
  
  this is in or around Erotic Cabaret

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, come to think of it, on the whole I'm not usually overtly hostile to her -- but have been teh last couple days because of the refuckulous "test" posting crap.

Weird.

I think she's flirting with you.

Uh,

a) I was testing something. It was not a pointless experiement. Think of it as a NFH day old news post and scroll by it.

b) You were a little bit defensive about my Houston post, missy. And that was pre-testing.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Congratulations. This is the dumbest post I've seen since SS alerted us to NFH's song parody.

TM

Thank you for the props.And this post is as dumb as NFH's song parody.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My personal experience is that I can lose or gain weight without a corresponding change in my breast size. As a matter of fact, my breasts have been pretty much the same size since puberty, except while I was pregnant, no matter how much I weigh.

YMMV, of course.

Mine have been the same size since I got them as well.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Mine have been the same size since I got them as well.

Oh. For a second I thought you were talking with RT about vibrators.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Neither has [insert name of married poster here].

Oooh Oooh! Dtb!!!

That was a great post, RP. A notch above the anonymous birthday wish.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Oh. For a second I thought you were talking with RT about vibrators.

I have three vibrators. All of them have stayed the same size as well. I find that three is enough for me.