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Old 11-30-2007, 05:21 PM   #4231
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And now thousands of these ignorant fuckers want to execute her. Can we develop a bug that selects for reason, and release it certain parts of the equatorial world. And south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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And now thousands of these ignorant fuckers want to execute her. Can we develop a bug that selects for reason, and release it certain parts of the equatorial world. And south of the Mason-Dixon line.
can you explain what this means?
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:38 PM   #4233
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can you explain what this means?
The Mason-Dixon line is a fictional line that was meant to divide North from South. It runs along the border between Pennsylvania and Delaware on the northern side and Maryland and West Virginia on the southern side.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:40 PM   #4234
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And now thousands of these ignorant fuckers want to execute her. Can we develop a bug that selects for reason, and release it certain parts of the equatorial world. And south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Dude, get with the times. (or should I say, "Times"). Sharia is now the #1 choice of the media elite.

Just look - the NYT today is arguing that being against female genital mutilation is merely another evil Western instance of "cultural imperialism"

http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/...-circumcision/
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:44 PM   #4235
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It means that if Less had a rocket launcher, all of Washington, DC would die.

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Old 11-30-2007, 05:45 PM   #4236
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can you explain what this means?
"Reason" means not wanting to kill a teacher because her students named a teddy bear "Muhammed."
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:51 PM   #4237
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"Reason" means not wanting to kill a teacher because her students named a teddy bear "Muhammed."
I just didn't know if you knew the "Jesus the Pooh" thing was satire. I apologize but the average IQ level here is pretty fucking low, and even the ones who do have 3 digits in their IQs whiff like motherfuckers.
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The Mason-Dixon line is a fictional line.
Are you unable to distinguish between reality and the novels of Thomas Pynchon?
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"Reason" means not wanting to kill a teacher because her students named a teddy bear "Muhammed."
I would like to know whether the students were Muslims. Are they all going to Hell for suggesting that name? What's their jail sentence going to be?

Although, as a prank for getting back at a teacher, this is going to be hard to top.
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Are you unable to distinguish between reality and the novels of Thomas Pynchon?
So you don't think his novels actually exist?
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:20 PM   #4243
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I would like to know whether the students were Muslims.
It's the Sudan, they are 7 years old, and they came up with the name "Muhammed." What do you think?

We would all be better off if the kids and their parents were executed.
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It's the Sudan, they are 7 years old, and they came up with the name "Muhammed." What do you think?
Maybe they were Christian but had been raised to know about "the enemy" from a very young age by their parents? I had to pretend not to be shocked when Hank's mom told me about how he could quote from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion when he was still in pre-school. She was so proud.
 
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Maybe they were Christian but had been raised to know about "the enemy" from a very young age by their parents? I had to pretend not to be shocked when Hank's mom told me about how he could quote from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion when he was still in pre-school. She was so proud.
True, but nothing tops the 53 year-old prophet Muhammed fucking his 9 year-old wife Aisha. Precocious little harlot her.
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