Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
yeahyeahyeah. what time on Sunday do they start the actual game?

About 5:20, Central time.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Dissent. Reality tv sucks ass. I have a newfound respect for Mandy Moore. She doesn't need to submit to humiliation and loss of personal respect for her 15 minutes of fame.

You know not of what you speak. Thats like saying drugs are bad.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I know, but...

To the women I saw when going out for samosas at lunch:


[Rant]When you and your 400 lbs. orca of a twin sister go for a walk, DO NOT waddle side by side down the sidewalk. You block traffic!!! [/Rant]

And here's a fashion tip - Bag the overstuffed North face arctic jacket. It makes you look like you just stepped out of a Botero. No matter how well it may translate in the hood, the Michellin Woman look ain't sexy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
About 5:20, Central time.

Thank you! You are a real man.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know not of what you speak. Thats like saying drugs are bad.

Compromise?
They can both be real good, but they can both make your head hurt bad.

[NW Native]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you're trying to decide which to go for, keep this in mind:
Pink, on Howard Stern was bragging about having dated her current boyfriend for, at that time, 5 months w/o giving up the pink, as it were.

No distinction. Beyonce only sings about how licious the booty is. She claims to not give it up.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thank you! You are a real man.

A real man does not have to know. He just wakes up early Sunday and turns on the tv.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
smeller's the fellar!

My husband grew up in a non-English-speaking country, and though he attended an English-speaking school, when on the playground (metaphorically and literally), would speak to his buddies in their native language. As a result, though he speaks perfect English, he is unfamiliar with well-known infantile taunts and phrases.

Thus, when I say things like "the smeller is the feller..." or "he who smelt it, dealt it" and similar, he thinks I am a comic genius. (I'm lucky that way.)


[Better not be anyone disabusing him of my comic geniosity, or, or.... well, I'll send some clowns I know after you!]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And here's a fashion tip - Bag the overstuffed North face arctic jacket. It makes you look like you just stepped out of a Botero. No matter how well it may translate in the hood, the Michellin Woman look ain't sexy.

SEbby, this may never have occurred to you but my goal in life is not to arouse you.

now could someone respond to my AI thoughts of this mroning? where are the reality tv people?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A real man does not have to know. He just wakes up early Sunday and turns on the tv.

Like you would know, reptile.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
Thus, when I say things like "the smeller is the feller..." or "he who smelt it, dealt it" and similar, he thinks I am a comic genius. (I'm lucky that way.)

[Better not be anyone disabusing him of my comic geniosity

I bet when you wear that sweater tied around your neck, he thinks you're a fashionista, too. Poor sap has all kinds of problems.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SEbby, this may never have occurred to you but my goal in life is not to arouse you.

now could someone respond to my AI thoughts of this mroning? where are the reality tv people?

I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the Nell Carter and Mama Cass Eliot couple taking up half the sidewalk on Mkt Street.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

now could someone respond to my AI thoughts of this mroning? where are the reality tv people?

We're here. You're just ignoring us you bitch. [I love IL]

Anyway, for everyone else, Sonny got in because he had a LOT of personality - a lot more than the ukulele woman. She was good, but didn't have the Ruben quality that I think they were looking for.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
We're here. You're just ignoring us you bitch. [I love IL]

Anyway, for everyone else, Sonny got in because he had a LOT of personality - a lot more than the ukulele woman. She was good, but didn't have the Ruben quality that I think they were looking for.

And that quality would be what, a penis?

ETA: Sonny reminded me of a heavier version of the guy in the Chili's commercial.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the Nell Carter and Mama Cass Eliot couple taking up half the sidewalk on Mkt Street.

Ahh, but were they carrying umbrellas at eye-level? 'Cause that would be annoying.