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05-12-2004, 10:34 PM
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#4246
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Who is John Kerry?
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
A mighty close pee pee. How big can it be?
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You are not keeping up with things. Extensive studies showing flaccid length/girth has very little correlation to erect length/girth.
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05-12-2004, 10:42 PM
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#4247
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Who is John Kerry?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are not keeping up with things. Extensive studies showing flaccid length/girth has very little correlation to erect length/girth.
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at my college there was a jewish guy who could knock over a bottle of slivovitz with his schwantz. |
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05-12-2004, 10:45 PM
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#4248
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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I go drinking for a couple of hours and rampant stupidity breaks out. Do stupid conservative socks signal a desperate need to talk about something other than the news? Kerry leads Bush by 6% among registered voters.
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的t was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-12-2004, 10:50 PM
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#4249
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I Kerry leads Bush by 6% among registered voters.
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Ty, lets make a bet. loser pays for board for Dec. (2nd offer)
oh. warn your bitch balt that i will absolutely gilligan on his ass if he ever fucks with me again.... |
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05-12-2004, 11:01 PM
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#4250
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ty, lets make a bet. loser pays for board for Dec. (2nd offer)
oh. warn your bitch balt that i will absolutely gilligan on his ass if he ever fucks with me again....
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As the new admin of the board, I have nothing but wholehearted endorsement of this type of bet. In fact, I encourage more of them.
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05-12-2004, 11:04 PM
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#4251
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Who is John Kerry?
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
The insight is that it if he's really Jewish then it aint really big.
Carry on.
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I disagree. The jews I have been with have had nice size kielbasas. I think this is the first time I have agreed with Fringey.
It is the Irish who are cursed.
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05-12-2004, 11:07 PM
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#4252
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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All expenses paid
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Originally posted by Gin Rummy
You are both idiots. Shut the fuck up or take it to the juvenilepunks board!
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Why, is the juvenilepunks board in need of a Queen?
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05-12-2004, 11:47 PM
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#4253
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ty, lets make a bet. loser pays for board for Dec. (2nd offer)
oh. warn your bitch balt that i will absolutely gilligan on his ass if he ever fucks with me again....
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I really hate betting on shit like this, but OK. Bush wins, I pay for December. Kerry wins, you pay for December. Nader wins, the board shuts down and baltassoc pays for all three of us to go to Maui.
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的t was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-13-2004, 12:23 AM
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#4254
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I really hate betting on shit like this, but OK.
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You didn't hate betting with me about Gorelick. I think you only hate betting when you are unsure of whether you are going to win or not.
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05-13-2004, 12:32 AM
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Serenity Now
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Survivor Island
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All expenses paid
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Even though your proposal is only four words long, Occam's Razor disfavors it. Indeed, I get cognitive dissonance from the idea of putting "Drudge" and "great" in the same sentence.
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The simple answer is they don't, your premise is just wrong. |
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05-13-2004, 12:42 AM
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#4256
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by Not Me
You didn't hate betting with me about Gorelick. I think you only hate betting when you are unsure of whether you are going to win or not.
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I don't like betting money.
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的t was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-13-2004, 12:47 AM
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#4257
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I don't like betting money.
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Ah, you are cheap. That explains so much.
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05-13-2004, 12:51 AM
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#4258
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by Not Me
Ah, you are cheap. That explains so much.
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Like what?
And I'm not cheap so much as risk-averse.
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的t was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-13-2004, 12:58 AM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Like what?
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Hi Mr. Literal.
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
And I'm not cheap so much as risk-averse.
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And you litigate?
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05-13-2004, 01:02 AM
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#4260
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by Not Me
Hi Mr. Literal.
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You've been waiting how long to say that back to me? I guess I hit a nerve. And was there some other point to saying "that explains so much"? Irony it's not.
I have been known to litigate. There are other ways to make a living.
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的t was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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