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Replaced_Texan · 05-02-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tom Cruise’s new lady love has reportedly said that she wants to remain a virgin until she gets married.

I've heard that dating Tom Cruise is not incompatable with maintaining celibacy.

That said, what the fuck were Josh Jackson and Chris Kline thinking.

Editor's note: RT may have once been a Dawson's Creek viewer. RT may have once been a Pacey fan.

NotFromHere · 05-02-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've heard that dating Tom Cruise is not incompatable with maintaining celibacy.

That said, what the fuck were Josh Jackson and Chris Kline thinking.

Editor's note: RT may have once been a Dawson's Creek viewer. RT may have once been a Pacey fan.

Do you think she realized that, or is she just proud of his restraint?

I do not know who Josh Jackson is or Chris Kline. Do you mean Chris Klein?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-02-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've heard that dating Tom Cruise is not incompatable with maintaining celibacy.

On the other hand, if it's not, the odds on chastity pledges are in his favor. If nothing else, he gets some nice slot B and/or C action. And maybe the latter is the point anyway.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-02-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tom Cruise’s new lady love has reportedly said that she wants to remain a virgin until she gets married.

A 2003 profile of Katie Holmes in the Sunday Mirror of London discusses how “she went to cheerleading practice, got straight A grades, and made a pledge that she would remain a virgin until marriage.” That was 2 years ago. This is now.

Actually, that interview was two years ago, but seems to be talking about her life prior to becoming an actor (like when she was a middle schooler or high schooler), so I doubt she's a virgin now. Plus, I've seen her boobies (hi RT!), so how much of a virgin can she really be?

Flinty_McFlint · 05-02-2005, 03:45 PM

sunnybunny · 05-02-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/issues/20...pinions/693169

Spree: Article titled "Small-chested women: unite and be proud"

"Sixteen years old and insecure in my 36B, I loudly began hypothesizing about how great it would be if I only had bigger hoo- ... when my friend's grandfather shuffled into the living room.

Dipping a cookie in a glass of milk he remarked: "Oh honey, I've been around for quite some time now; I've met my share of breasts. And I can promise you that the least you need is a mouthful, the most you need is a handful.""

As I was hanging out in a bar with some ridiculously too young hotties that a friend of mine brought out, I got stopped in transit by some fatass guys and then one of htem told me I had ridiculously small TITs. I had no idea that Paigow is acutally a fat fraternity brother at George Washington University....it was nice though because all the hot underage boys who look good nekkid spent the rest of the night consoling me and my ridiculously small boobs.

Anne Elk · 05-02-2005, 03:46 PM

So I'm sitting in our NY office in midtown and for the last few minutes I've been hearing what sound a lot like fog horns taht I would hear on Nantucket. There is no fog. Is this normal? Should I be concerned? Should I use this as an excuse to take the rest of the day off?

For those who miss the Terry Schiavo blog, check out the new Pope's blog.

Has anyone checked with the wingnuts in the rainbow wigs or Nostradamus?

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

LessinSF · 05-02-2005, 03:46 PM

"So Long and Thanks For All the Fish"

NotFromHere · 05-02-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
As I was hanging out in a bar with some ridiculously too young hotties that a friend of mine brought out, I got stopped in transit by some fatass guys and then one of htem told me I had ridiculously small TITs. I had no idea that Paigow is acutally a fat fraternity brother at George Washington University....it was nice though because all the hot underage boys who look good nekkid spent the rest of the night consoling me and my ridiculously small boobs.

For future reference, maybe you should refrain from showing your tits to frat guys in bars.

sunnybunny · 05-02-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For future reference, maybe you should refrain from showing your tits to frat guys in bars.

I wasn't.

I guess i just didn't have on a big enough padded bra. Of course, they did recognize me as female, so that's a start

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-02-2005, 03:54 PM

I liked what Keith Olbermann had to say about the eyes of the "runaway bride", but I would have gone further and mentioned that she looked like a complete nutcase in all those photos. Freaky eyes.

"Occasionally, a particular photograph a family releases of a missing relative will not be especially flattering. But all the images of this woman were identical: her eyes were so impossibly wide open that in each, it looked like she was either headed to, or just back from, extreme electrolysis. I said it to my staffers. I said it on the air: This woman looks like she’s about to flee, run, book, or start screaming hysterically. This is somebody on the verge of something in which she exits, stage left"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/

tmdiva · 05-02-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I liked what Keith Olbermann had to say about the eyes of the "runaway bride", but I would have gone further and mentioned that she looked like a complete nutcase in all those photos. Freaky eyes.

"Occasionally, a particular photograph a family releases of a missing relative will not be especially flattering. But all the images of this woman were identical: her eyes were so impossibly wide open that in each, it looked like she was either headed to, or just back from, extreme electrolysis. I said it to my staffers. I said it on the air: This woman looks like she’s about to flee, run, book, or start screaming hysterically. This is somebody on the verge of something in which she exits, stage left"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/

Huh. To me she just looked like an exercise anorexic, with the possible bonus of a thyroid disorder.

tm

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-02-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
consoling me and my ridiculously small boobs.

what kind of consolation did they provide to your boobies--mouth or hand?

Flinty_McFlint · 05-02-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I liked what Keith Olbermann had to say about the eyes of the "runaway bride", but I would have gone further and mentioned that she looked like a complete nutcase in all those photos. Freaky eyes.

"Occasionally, a particular photograph a family releases of a missing relative will not be especially flattering. But all the images of this woman were identical: her eyes were so impossibly wide open that in each, it looked like she was either headed to, or just back from, extreme electrolysis. I said it to my staffers. I said it on the air: This woman looks like she’s about to flee, run, book, or start screaming hysterically. This is somebody on the verge of something in which she exits, stage left"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/

Funny, I thought the same thing when she was missing and I saw her pics on CNN.

Flinty to self: "She gots them crazy eyes."

Then I beat myself up because I was making judgments on a poor missing woman who was just about to get married.

Ah, redemption is mine!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-02-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
"So Long and Thanks For All the Fish"

That part was pretty good. Too bad the movie was much more cartoonish than I expected. It was alright, I guess, but I am now concluding that the HHGG wasn't meant for the big screen. It just doesn't translate.

My buddy (another big fan) was just as shocked as I was when the theatre gave the movie an ovation. It is not ovation worthy.