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08-17-2004, 05:38 PM
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#4261
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can't have none cause your mom's on welfare and you can't afford it.
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wrong.
When SS's "uncles" come to see his mom, they almost always give him a dollar to go get him some.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-17-2004, 05:40 PM
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#4262
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can't have none cause your mom's on welfare and you can't afford it.
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Take it to the Politics Board, where someone will be offended by it and require you to change it so the FBI doesn't send black helicopters against us all.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-17-2004, 05:42 PM
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#4263
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
By that rationale, you don't eat hamburger, hot dogs, sausage or any fast food. Eat the pie. Don't be a fool.
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I do not eat fast food. The smart anti-pie set recognizes fast food places as the pie of the restaurant universe. Stupid simple food for stupid simple people.
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Lies! I don't drink coffee or lattes or expresso (ha), but if I did, I wouldn't sprinkle it with nutmeg, unless that nutmeg could be tasted from the ground up remnants of your bruised and bloody corpse after I forced three (3) extra-large pieces of pumpkin pie down your reptilian throat. Now eat the pie.
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Nicely done. You have revealed yourself to be a simpering coffeephobic fuck who protests his affinity for nutmeg a bit too much. And I prefer my throat be referred to as a gullet. Enjoy your pie. I'm sure it helps your ratios.
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08-17-2004, 05:45 PM
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#4264
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Originally posted by taxwonk
so the FBI doesn't send black helicopters against us all.
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What, they haven't got you yet?
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08-17-2004, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I do not eat fast food.
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then why is yo' baby mama still working at the Burger King? |
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08-17-2004, 05:50 PM
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#4266
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
then why is yo' baby mama still working at the Burger King?
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Okay, I'll admit that I like the fries.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:00 PM
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#4267
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why is she penetrating you? Wouldn't it be ironic if it was with the Shape Shafter?
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Is this from SNL? I don't get it - are you telling me to fuck myself?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:02 PM
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#4268
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this from SNL? I don't get it - are you telling me to fuck myself?
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Paigow said: "How can I say this so it will penetrate your obliqueness?"
I'm no englishamatician, but I know a metaphor when I see one.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-17-2004, 06:08 PM
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#4269
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Paigow said: "How can I say this so it will penetrate your obliqueness?"
I'm no englishamatician, but I know a metaphor when I see one.
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Sometimes a pie is just a pie. How's your writing sample?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:10 PM
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sometimes a pie is just a pie. How's your writing sample?
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Crusty but delicious!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-17-2004, 06:14 PM
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I do not eat fast food. The smart anti-pie set recognizes fast food places as the pie of the restaurant universe. Stupid simple food for stupid simple people.
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What's your point?
[And as an aside, what does that make McDonalds' pie?]
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Enjoy your pie. I'm sure it helps your ratios.
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It does. Unfortunately, it does nothing for my sequels.
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08-17-2004, 06:17 PM
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#4272
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crusty but delicious!
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I'm sure you'll get to the filling sooner or later.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:21 PM
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#4273
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's your point?
[And as an aside, what does that make McDonalds' pie?]
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I realize you're no englishamatician, but don't you know a metaphor when you see one?
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It does. Unfortunately, it does nothing for my sequels.
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Hint: cobbler.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:23 PM
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#4274
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm sure you'll get to the filling sooner or later.
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Fuck you Mr. Writing Sample Expert. Ooooooh you're so well respected on the writing sample forum. I'm not afraid of you like everyone else is, you bully. Always pushing people around about writing sample this and writing sample that. Enough already.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-17-2004, 06:27 PM
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#4275
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crusty but delicious!
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Waitaminute, I am connecting the dots here. YOu had to do a writing sample so you could get a job that paid better than the crap gig you took out of your second tier law school so you could afford the sequel to Sequels (I told you she was gonna pull that shit didnt I? thirty was around the corner and you were happily sprawled on the couch wathcing sportscenter with the roomie and grooving on the status quo), which is also why you no longer live with the roomie? Or were you just trying to buy your very own gigantic television?
Try and get the wedding date in the first trimester if at all possible. That's what Bilmore did and he hasnt watched tv since. |
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