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01-11-2005, 07:05 PM
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#4261
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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The world is a weird place
I feel the need to boycott Sephora.
Ollie, Flower, and Ironweed: Please get a room. You may douse yourselves in "Hummer: The Fragrance" if you wish. Please film the many varied erotic encounters in your room, and I will base my "why I love gay porn" on your film when talking to that guy at Savage Love.
ETA, we may want to get the rimming and blowing advice reposted so you can refer to it during your special alone time. |
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01-11-2005, 07:19 PM
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#4262
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we recruit some new single people please?
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Isn't recruiting single people Less's job? |
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01-11-2005, 07:22 PM
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#4263
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had sex outside, in broad daylight. Nothing fancy. Standard missionary. But it was 7 am, and people were getting up.
I had no idea what planet I was on at the time and really couldn't have cared if we were caught. She was a really crazy chick, so I think the danger factor juiced her up pretty well.
I recommend it, and I don't just mean fucking in a parked car or screwing on the beach (an atrocious idea - sand is bad for the sex). I mean fucking outdoors in plain view. Where people you know might catch you.
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Sebby, you're one of the old married guys Paigow is tired of. Sorry to break the news. |
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01-11-2005, 07:26 PM
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#4264
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we recruit some new single people please?
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You know what sucks is that, had I been single, I would have fucked you a long time ago.
But not long enough ago where people would be sick of talking about it now.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-11-2005, 07:27 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Sebby, you're one of the old married guys Paigow is tired of. Sorry to break the news.
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Well, she didn't complain about the old married girls. I got laid last night.
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- Life is too short to wear cheap shoes.
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01-11-2005, 07:28 PM
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#4266
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Location: Flyover land
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Well, she didn't complain about the old married girls. I got laid last night.
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This is your version of something crazy you did sexually? |
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01-11-2005, 07:29 PM
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#4267
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Well, she didn't complain about the old married girls. I got laid last night.
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You're welcome. It wasn't that awful, now was it?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-11-2005, 07:29 PM
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#4268
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we recruit some new single people please?
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I've already suggested that we try this, although you may be more interested in changing the calendar's features to draw your desired demographic.
Of course, this also suggests that you need to pony up first.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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01-11-2005, 07:31 PM
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#4269
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You're welcome. It wasn't that awful, now was it?
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Ooooh, it was with the monkey. I'd classify that more as "degrading" than "crazy" but horses courses. |
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01-11-2005, 07:34 PM
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#4270
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ooooh, it was with the monkey. I'd classify that more as "degrading" than "crazy" but horses courses.
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That's what makes it so sexy.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-11-2005, 07:36 PM
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#4272
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Kisses that make your toes curl
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ooooh, it was with the monkey. I'd classify that more as "degrading" than "crazy" but horses courses.
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This horse?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-11-2005, 07:37 PM
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#4273
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Schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know what sucks is that, had I been single, I would have fucked you a long time ago.
But not long enough ago where people would be sick of talking about it now.
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I am not sure if this is a compliment or an insult. |
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01-11-2005, 07:38 PM
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#4274
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not sure if this is a compliment or an insult.
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Me neither. We can only speculate.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-11-2005, 07:39 PM
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#4275
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Kisses that make your toes curl
*sniff* I miss those boots. |
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