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ltl/fb · 06-06-2005, 06:12 PM

Suicide Attempts Linked to Weight Perception

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050606/..._suicide_risks

notcasesensitive · 06-06-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
So, Friday night I get together with some sorority sisters and eventually we hook up with Commando Boy and some of his friends at a local bar that I have been to all of once before. Guess who else is at the bar: the ex Mr. Kiss. Nice. Truly fantastic. Of all the bars, why did you have to walk into mine.

Yada, yada, yada I proceed to become severely intoxicated and invite people over for an afterbar. Guess what I forgot? My keys. What to do, what to do. I KNOW!!!!! I will ask Commando Boy to break in! So he does!!!! Then we have a loud afterbar! It takes until 7 p.m. the next day to get the door fixed!!!!

My neighbors really hate me. They really, really hate me.

I. AM. AWESOME.

Dear Ms. ABBA Kiss,

I am not sure if you are aware of the fact that our walls are quite thin. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts to keep your pre-dawn social gathering quiet, I'm afraid that I heard every word (and, shockingly, even the piano playing) through the thin walls and your (broken) open door. I know that you do not wish to be rude, Ms. Kiss and I am just as surprised as you are that those sounds would carry. I guess that quality workmanship is a thing of the past.

All that I request of you in the future is that you keep in mind the fact that some of us have to work for a living. As much as I would like to lead the carefree lifestyle of a bar-hopping, party girl, I fear that I lack your endurance. And that 7:00 alarm clock is a bit hard to deal with after a night of tossing and turning to the sounds of other people having a good time (that one woman, the one who kept moaning, seemed to be having a particularly good time - great for her!). As soon as I win the lottery, I would be happy to join in and party with you and your crazy friends (assuming that I would be invited). Until that time, please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Miss Mousey

SlaveNoMore · 06-06-2005, 06:13 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
Why did ZZ Top use all those computer sounds in their music? I never understood that. Have you ever heard anyone say "I really dig the senthesized metallic shifting sounds in those ZZ Top tunes?" What was that shit about?

Because it was the 80's.

Do you bitch about the 70's "Disco Stones" such the stuff on Some Girls?

Tyrone Slothrop · 06-06-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is it okay if I don't go commando?

I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.

Shape Shifter · 06-06-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can we not discuss ShapeShifter's splooge and its nutiritional benefits, such as they may or may not be. Its very moist cat food.

Not all cat food is the same. Some people make their own.

http://www.blakkatz.com/recipes.pdf

(spree: recipe)

SlaveNoMore · 06-06-2005, 06:14 PM

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ABBAKiss
So, Friday night I get together with some sorority sisters and eventually we hook up with Commando Boy and some of his friends at a local bar that I have been to all of once before. Guess who else is at the bar: the ex Mr. Kiss. Nice. Truly fantastic. Of all the bars, why did you have to walk into mine.

Yada, yada, yada I proceed to become severely intoxicated and invite people over for an afterbar. Guess what I forgot? My keys. What to do, what to do. I KNOW!!!!! I will ask Commando Boy to break in! So he does!!!! Then we have a loud afterbar! It takes until 7 p.m. the next day to get the door fixed!!!!

My neighbors really hate me. They really, really hate me.

I. AM. AWESOME.

It would have been even funnier had he first kicked in the neighbor's door by mistake.

Shape Shifter · 06-06-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You want me to blow you over your underpants? How will I get enough protien?

You may remove the underpants to blow me. They're yours, anyway.

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-06-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Because it was the 80's.

Do you bitch about the 70's "Disco Stones" such the stuff on Some Girls?

1. You mean Emotional Rescue, which is awful.

2. I don't bitch about 80s ZZ Top. I never expected anything good from them.

06-06-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. You mean Emotional Rescue, which is awful.

2. I don't bitch about 80s ZZ Top. I never expected anything good from them.

Do you enjoy the song "Mr. Jones and Me"?

ltl/fb · 06-06-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You may remove the underpants to blow me. They're yours, anyway.

Hot is now gone. Cold cold cold.

robustpuppy · 06-06-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.

She's still recovering from dealing with the kid who taught the Brazenette to say "Cocksucker! Cocksucker! Cocksucker!"

(The other day the guy at the grill of the golf course said Cheeseburger three times within a short time frame, but not successively. I thought simultaneously of both Belushi and the Brazenette, and then shuddered in fear of the thoughts that will dominate my mind in the nursing home in Branson.)

Shape Shifter · 06-06-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hot is now gone. Cold cold cold.

I like the silky feel of them. And they make my penis look big. But I need to do something about that thong running up my crack.

06-06-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's still recovering from dealing with the kid who taught the Brazenette to say "Cocksucker! Cocksucker! Cocksucker!"

(The other day the guy at the grill of the golf course said Cheeseburger three times within a short time frame, but not successively. I thought simultaneously of both Belushi and the Brazenette, and then shuddered in fear of the thoughts that will dominate my mind in the nursing home in Branson.)

Its a retirement community.

ABBAKiss · 06-06-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dear Ms. ABBA Kiss,

I am not sure if you are aware of the fact that our walls are quite thin. Unfortunately, despite your best efforts to keep your pre-dawn social gathering quiet, I'm afraid that I heard every word (and, shockingly, even the piano playing) through the thin walls and your (broken) open door. I know that you do not wish to be rude, Ms. Kiss and I am just as surprised as you are that those sounds would carry. I guess that quality workmanship is a thing of the past.

All that I request of you in the future is that you keep in mind the fact that some of us have to work for a living. As much as I would like to lead the carefree lifestyle of a bar-hopping, party girl, I fear that I lack your endurance. And that 7:00 alarm clock is a bit hard to deal with after a night of tossing and turning to the sounds of other people having a good time (that one woman, the one who kept moaning, seemed to be having a particularly good time - great for her!). As soon as I win the lottery, I would be happy to join in and party with you and your crazy friends (assuming that I would be invited). Until that time, please shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Miss Mousey

I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.

robustpuppy · 06-06-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not all cat food is the same. Some people make their own.

http://www.blakkatz.com/recipes.pdf

(spree: recipe)

Hmmm. And here I felt indulgent because my cat is getting homemade chicken and rice, having decided about a month ago ithat moist cat food was too moist cat food, even for a cat.