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greatwhitenorthchick · 08-08-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fuck him until he is able to fuck no more. Then demand more. That will make him feel old.

done and done. thx, shifty!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-08-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Tell me, does anyone here ever repeat the instructions and definitions in written discovery responses?

Why would you repeat them when you're objecting to all of them anyway, on every possible ground?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-08-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You know that I love you both like the sort of brothers and sisters I never had whom I'd talk to on the internet all the time without ever actually meeting them, but you guys are either going to have to talk more about the sex or less. Take your pick.

2 on the second clause.

But, Ty, what's with the no sisters stuff? Weren't we reading about her sexual peccadilloes on the pages of McSweeney's just a few months ago?

ltl/fb · 08-08-2005, 01:09 PM

So, on Wednesday night/Thurs morning I did that thing where I slept on my neck wrong, and it made my shoulder/neck hurt. Normally this goes away after a day or so. It's now Monday, and I'm in sooooooo much pain.

Advice?

PS when did we change the name of the thread?

PPS I feel older than gwinky's boyfriend with this neck thing. my coworkers are mocking me and offering me walkers.

baltassoc · 08-08-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
done and done. thx, shifty!

That was a little quick. Perhaps you should explore other options.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-08-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The 30th birthday BJ needs to be a memorable one. Dress up like a French Maid.

We have done the french maid and the catholic schoolgirl and the sexy librarian. We have not done the nurse one yet. Should I repeat one of the old favorites, or do something new?

Not Bob · 08-08-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Tell me, does anyone here ever repeat the instructions and definitions in written discovery responses?

Nah. I merely object to them to the extent that they purport to expand the scope of the rules. And they always do, it seems -- typically they ask for a DNA sample of the poor paralegal preparing the response, or an affirmation by the Pope that that he's really a dude.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-08-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
But you're only a few months older! Sheesh, woman. Get some perspective! Being a little older is a good thing.

good point. Wisdom and all that. thx!

Not Bob · 08-08-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We have done the french maid and the catholic schoolgirl and the sexy librarian. We have not done the nurse one yet. Should I repeat one of the old favorites, or do something new?

You did the catholic schoolgirl? How does he look in the plaid skirt?

pony_trekker · 08-08-2005, 01:13 PM

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QUESTION:Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why would you repeat them when you're objecting to all of them anyway, on every possible ground?

ANSWER: BECAUSE I WORK AT THE NERVOUS HOSPITAL, UH HUM.

Seriously, I have tried explaining it in a way someone with a fourth-grade education would understand: These are questions. They have instructions. These are answers. We object to the instructions and give answers that are always the truth but are phrased in a way that helps us a lot and/or hurts us a little.

But, I just picked up someone else's responses and it was like . . . oh, fuck it that's not what this board is for . . .

Do the French Maid. Again and again. And for something special let mee watch through the peep hole.

Shape Shifter · 08-08-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We have done the french maid and the catholic schoolgirl and the sexy librarian. We have not done the nurse one yet. Should I repeat one of the old favorites, or do something new?

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