Waiting for Fitzgerald - Page 285

Sexual Harassment Panda · 10-31-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What, pray tell, would we need to "save" oil for? Its got no use other than what its being used for.

I have just one word for you, young man - plastics.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There is now some Land Rover called the LR3. I drove behind one today. I wondered if they came up with the LR3 thing after Hummer announced the H3. In any event, they advertise less than Hummer, so I'm thinking I won't be the only person who thinks that when they see one of those.

It was the SUV of the Year last year. It came before the H3

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

I hate SUV's. Period.

babyjesuschristsuperstar hates the hate and the bias.

Diane_Keaton · 10-31-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
uber-anything political people are awful in bed because they are too focused on politics and, nearly always, there's a "how sex should be" element to their politicosity.

Not necessarily. The "very political" can be fun if there is a role change. A certain man fka as DK's lover was a massive massive Kumbaya liberal (borderline socialist) who talked liberal politics around the clock, bragged how he was a feminist and acted like a wimpy SNAG (Spiritual New Age Guy -- NTTAWWT) and so I quickly dismissed him as a wimp. Until, that is, he threw me up against the kitchen wall, kissed me hard, and then for the next 4 hours ravaged me skillfully but forcefully. It's the old role reversal thing (the classic: Wall Street guys wanting diapering and spanking during lunchtime). Liberal men can be a nice surprise, especially super political ones.

ltl/fb · 10-31-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Not necessarily. The "very political" can be fun if there is a role change. A certain man fka as DK's lover was a massive massive Kumbaya liberal (borderline socialist) who talked liberal politics around the clock, bragged how he was a feminist and acted like a wimpy SNAG (Spiritual New Age Guy -- NTTAWWT) and so I quickly dismissed him as a wimp. Until, that is, he threw me up against the kitchen wall, kissed me hard, and then for the next 4 hours ravaged me skillfully but forcefully. It's the old role reversal thing (the classic: Wall Street guys wanting diapering and spanking during lunchtime). Liberal men can be a nice surprise, especially super political ones.

i was talking out of my ass, but I like your story. Except for the part where you call him your lover.

notcasesensitive · 10-31-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It was the SUV of the Year last year. It came before the H3

Hmm. Good to know. The one in front of me said something like "The New LR3" on the back, so I thought it was, like, new or something.

I live with someone who drives a SUV, so ya know - love the SUV driver, hate the SUV. I think Jesus would get behind my hatred of material things, but maybe you know a different Jesus than I do.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
i was talking out of my ass.......

Literally.

Sexual Harassment Panda · 10-31-2005, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
babyjesuschristsuperstar hates the hate and the bias.

Plus, He really needed that full size third row of seats. Even if generally not well fed, 12 disciples still take up a heck of a lot of room.

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. Good to know. The one in front of me said something like "The New LR3" on the back, so I thought it was, like, new or something.

It is relatively new. 2005 model, which came out like a year ago.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I live with someone who drives a SUV, so ya know - love the SUV driver, hate the SUV. I think Jesus would get behind my hatred of material things, but maybe you know a different Jesus than I do.

I know the babyjesus of tolerance. Even of the materialistic world.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
The part you are missing is that once you have more then a couple of kids you need three rows and the SUVs (assuming you don't want a mini van) that have real third rows (not the faux third rows) are not many. Yukons, Suburbans, Hummers, Land Cruisers, Trailblazer Extended version et al.

The part you're missing is the section of the brain responsible for reading comprehension. And you're hearing this from ME - thus, you are terminal.

I said buying a Suburban is fine, buying an LC is fine, but buying a Hummer is not. Buying a Hummer is being not just a douchebag, but a dumb one.

The other part you are missing is that I will be having no more than two children. If I wind up with triplets, we'll roll dice to see which one is sold to the Russian mob.

SlaveNoMore · 10-31-2005, 06:38 PM

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Diane_Keaton
Not necessarily. The "very political" can be fun if there is a role change. A certain man fka as DK's lover was a massive massive Kumbaya liberal (borderline socialist) who talked liberal politics around the clock, bragged how he was a feminist and acted like a wimpy SNAG (Spiritual New Age Guy -- NTTAWWT) and so I quickly dismissed him as a wimp.

You dated Ironweed?

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-31-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Sexual Harassment Panda
I have just one word for you, young man - plastics.

Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

Penske_Account · 10-31-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The part you're missing is the section of the brain responsible for reading comprehension. And you're hearing this from ME - thus, you are terminal.

I said buying a Suburban is fine, buying an LC is fine, but buying a Hummer is not. Buying a Hummer is being not just a douchebag, but a dumb one.

I didn't say I owned one, but I could see something amusing about owning one, i.e. pissing liberals off and perhaps scaring pedestrians.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The other part you are missing is that I will be having no more than two children. If I wind up with triplets, we'll roll dice to see which one is sold to the Russian mob.

Even two gets crowded. You have the nanny. The dogs. The kayak. Cooler for beer and wine. Mid-size SUVs are for midgets or singletons. Or dinks. No offence.

nononono · 10-31-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

Recycled, and biodegradable, I'm guessing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-31-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

Whole Foods uses recycled paper bags, correct? Plus, they decompose in landfills.

notcasesensitive · 10-31-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?

The granola people bring their own sacks to the market. Any granola people who use the bags provided by the store are faux-granola wannabes.