Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 285

tmdiva · 08-29-2006, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I happened to read an article about "Flavor of Love" and it talked about how some of the women are "professionals" and mentioned that one Toastee, when she's not busy getting crunk, is partaking online in a porn fetish called "scissoring."

Urban dictionary offers this definition of scissoring.

But then there's this definition of "scissor sex."

Which is Flav's girl doing?

Heaven help me, I happened to watch part of an episode last night (after my airport meeting with Flav, I kind of felt obligated). The whole affair is definitely train-wreck sad. I seem to recall that in the gossip that was going around in last night's episode about Toastee, something was mentioned about girl-on-girl, so I think the second definition probably would apply. That's if she does/did porn, which she apparently denies (though I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone with a viable career would ever appear on this show).

tm

Spanky · 08-29-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I don't make deals with men who bring home strippers. just a personal quirk of mine.

This isn't a deal with just me. It is a deal with the whole board, and I believe everyone on the board would like you to make it. If anyone doesn't want you to make the deal, they can object, but I don't think they will. So if no one will object, will you make the deal?

LessinSF · 08-29-2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We're going to Ibiza
back to the Island
We're gonna have a party
in the Mediterranean sea

So is this the final blowout? The last coke-fueled underage-girl-chasing orgy/fest before you slink home?

It is the penultimate blowout. The final is Tomatina tomorrow. Interestingly, Ibiza was older than I thought - more late 20s to early 40s. Also the club scene is more Extasy fueled than coke. And, God, it sucks. I went to one club - Space - that has a 22-hour long party going from 8 a.m. sunday morning to 6 a.m. Monday morning. 3000 people (or something) zoned out to trance for a day. I lasted about 3 hours before I had to flee.

LessinValencia

LessinSF · 08-29-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I am trying to keep up with this board, but it is proving very difficult. It moves very fast.

It helps if you put people on ignore. Since I have at times had Patent Para, Penske, NotFromHere, and LTL/FB on ignore, it removes a lot of the blather without losing much substance.

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
This isn't a deal with just me. It is a deal with the whole board, and I believe everyone on the board would like you to make it. If anyone doesn't want you to make the deal, they can object, but I don't think they will. So if no one will object, will you make the deal?

You know, Spanky I was thinking about it on the train. I volunteered for the wacky experiment, true but ever since I have been denigrated and mercilessly ridiculed by smug persons who may or may not be good looking themselves. THEY won't let it go so why don't you ask the frickin' pile ons to stop baiting me and you will have the battle won. Otherwise, put me on ignore and that is the end of it. or scroll. I'm willing to let it go but each day everyone piles on with quotes or the straw or the chubby/floppy shit and its getting old. And half the people that are doing it are typically unattractive themselves so it really is pot kettle. I'm sick of being asked to be mature when everyone else acts like they are 2.

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 10:31 AM

Spree:

Her new ad campaign for Shisheido. I used to wear Shisheido back in the day they have pretty decent formulations and I hear the lip gloss is pretty good. The headline is "Can you say flawless?" she is amazing looking.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/08/29/...r_shiseido.php

barely_legal · 08-29-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know how people say that if you've been drinking that when you fall and hit the ground you tend to be injured less than if sober? does that apply to snake bites? cuz I just saw SOAP and I likely would be 3 drinks into the flight when the snakes get out, and that would slow my ability to fight them, but maybe I could survive a bit better if I'd been drinking?

I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.

taxwonk · 08-29-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I didn't say there weren't any, I said I didn't recall any.

I thought Hank was a litigator. That sort of distinction should not have eluded his grasp. Are you as concerned as I am?

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-29-2006, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I've never been to the Minnesota State Fair, but I have been to the Wisconsin State Fair and I read a David Foster Wallace essay about the Iowa State Fair.

I have never been to a state fair ever. I wanted my bf to take me to the CT state fair, but then I got busy. Someday. On the other hand, I used to ride in the Royal Winter Fair, so I guess I have been to some kind of fair.

My parents constantly bicker as well. My dad has fairly well-progressed Parkinsons and while I feel a great deal of sympathy for his condition, I don't think it makes him quite as helpless as he makes himself out to be. But then he bickers with my mother all the time about her micromanagement (which is something to behold, but really, he is just goading her into it). It's fucked up. Makes me think that marriages, no matter how well they start, ultimately turn toxic and very little can be done to prevent that.

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.

Are you ALL white trash? seriously?

Shape Shifter · 08-29-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
It helps if you put people on ignore. Since I have at times had Patent Para, Penske, NotFromHere, and LTL/FB on ignore, it removes a lot of the blather without losing much substance.

Heh. Substance. Good one.

Hank Chinaski · 08-29-2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.

beyond not being so bothered by life, there are so many benefits to severe drunks. Why doesn't the alcohol industry take better of advantage of promoting the benefits through ad campaigns?

spoiler

"Drink Alcohol drinks! If the honeymoon couple on SOAP had been drinking, like normal people, they'd have survived!"

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought Hank was a litigator. That sort of distinction should not have eluded his grasp. Are you as concerned as I am?

I thought he was a patent atty. A prosecution patent atty actually.

ltl/fb · 08-29-2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought Hank was a litigator. That sort of distinction should not have eluded his grasp. Are you as concerned as I am?

As far as I know, I'm not a client -- so he's working for the opposition. No.

taxwonk · 08-29-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My parents constantly bicker as well. My dad has fairly well-progressed Parkinsons and while I feel a great deal of sympathy for his condition, I don't think it makes him quite as helpless as he makes himself out to be. But then he bickers with my mother all the time about her micromanagement (which, is something to behold, but really, he is just goading her into it). It's fucked up. Makes me think that marriages, no matter how well they start, ultimately turn toxic and very little can be done to prevent that.

My parents don't bicker a lot. Really, they only seem to bicker about two things: the fact that my mother always cooks meat rare and he likes it medium; and the fact that he retired 18 months ago and since then he seems to equate retirement with naps all afternoon every day.

But then, they've managed to alienate every good friend they've ever had, except for one woman my Mom sees once every ten years. So maybe they've adapted to presenrve their mariage by bickering with everyone else. Or maybe it's just that they're each the only person on Earth who can stand the other.