The New And Improved Fashion Board

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by ironweed
No. I hate fucking Aunt Jemima. What's your point?

Don't fuck fat, old ladies.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Nothing rhymes with "sanctimony"?

Saving that one for the PB. I'll name names.

[Tables R Us]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Better late than never. Here it is: http://thesuperficial.com/2006/12/pa...ocked_out.html

I'm not sure I'd call it funny, but to each his/her own.

Anybody got a link to the video of Kurt Cobain crowd surfing, intentionally wacking a bouncer on the head with his guitar, and then getting his ass kicked by said bouncer?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have never dropped a set of keys down an elevator shaft (mmm, shaft). I have, however, dropped two sets of keys, on two different occasions, down a garbage chute.

And I have had a set of keys fall out of my pocket and into a toilet. Good times.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What drives me nuts is when a lawyer tells you someone "doesn't know how to write." What he means most often is that person doesn't know how to write like him, or write as lawyers are expected to write (dry, dull, not using any language that might challenge the mental thesaurus of a dim little clerk).

In two sentences, you perfectly summed up the partner at my last firm who was the firm's best writer. He was the best writer the same way that Michael Jackson is the King of Pop.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Beggar's Banquet is better than Exile.

I love Beggar's. Loved it before I loved Exile. Like it better than Sticky Fingers or Let it Bleed. Stray Cat Blues is rEdiculous.

But no.

[SlaveNoMore]

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I love Beggar's. Loved it before I loved Exile. Like it better than Sticky Fingers or Let it Bleed. Stray Cat Blues is rEdiculous.

But no.

"Stray Cat" is the meanest Stones song there is. Bar none.

"Sympathy for the Devil" - 'nuff said. One of the ten best rock and roll songs of all time ("Brown Sugar" being the best*)

"Street Fighting Man"? "Factory Girl"? "Salt of the Earth"?

Fuck, it's Brian Jones.

Exile is a phenom. Hell, Liz's response is a classic. But no way does it touch the earlier work. It's the least of the canon (i.e., the 4 albums that everyone cares about).

*My fave Stones tune is "moonlight mile", but that doesn't change my opinion that "Brown Sugar" is the best RnR song of all time.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it was a song parody about being nice. Being nice is nice.

Oh. Huh.

Well then, I guess that I had better cancel the Flower consultation. For me, being wrong is neither ironic nor the other thing

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
"Stray Cat" is the meanest Stones song there is. Bar none.

"Sympathy for the Devil" - 'nuff said. One of the ten best rock and roll songs of all time ("Brown Sugar" being the best*)

"Street Fighting Man"? "Factory Girl"? "Salt of the Earth"?

Fuck, it's Brian Jones.

Exile is a phenom. Hell, Liz's response is a classic. But no way does it touch the earlier work. It's the least of the canon (i.e., the 4 albums that everyone cares about).

*My fave Stones tune is "moonlight mile", but that doesn't change my opinion that "Brown Sugar" is the best RnR song of all time.

Satistaction isn't the best R&R song ever? huh?

[patentparanyc]

http://socialitelife.com/2006/12/13/..._that_shit.php

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
http://socialitelife.com/2006/12/13/..._that_shit.php

Prediction for 2007- ncs changes her avatar.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Prediction for 2007- ncs changes her avatar.

I always thought it looked like a TGIFriday's waitress...is that what it is? with all the buttons on the suspenders...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I always thought it looked like a TGIFriday's waitress...is that what it is? with all the buttons on the suspenders...

I think it is a Tchotchke's uniform. When I was working at Initech, I drank too much coffee at Tchotchke's with my pals Peter, Michael and that Indian dude.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think it is a Tchotchke's uniform. When I was working at Initech, I drank too much coffee at Tchotchke's with my pals Peter, Michael and that Indian dude.

What is Tchotchke's?

I will google this in about 2 seconds....

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
What is Tchotchke's?

I will google this in about 2 seconds....

Proposed New Year's Resolution for ppnyc...

Google first. Ask stupid questions second.