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08-17-2004, 06:30 PM
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#4276
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Waitaminute, I am connecting the dots here. YOu had to do a writing sample so you could get a job that paid better than the crap gig you took out of your second tier law school so you could afford the sequel to Sequels (I told you she was gonna pull that shit didnt I? thirty was around the corner and you were happily sprawled on the couch wathcing sportscenter with the roomie and grooving on the status quo), which is also why you no longer live with the roomie? Or were you just trying to buy your very own gigantic television?
Try and get the wedding date in the first trimester if at all possible. That's what Bilmore did and he hasnt watched tv since.
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No. She's actually pushing forty and refused to get rid of her cats. So I dumped her.
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08-17-2004, 06:35 PM
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#4277
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. She's actually pushing forty and refused to get rid of her cats. So I dumped her.
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Don't worry, Skipper. I am sure there is a woman out there who would choose you over a cat. |
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08-17-2004, 06:37 PM
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#4278
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Game
Since I do not enjoy posts on Olympics or dessert, I have invented a new game. Its called "Guess who sent me this inane PM". Bonus points if you can ascertain why em would send me just a reCOCKulous pm.
" I once wore 2 belts to work. It was noticed."
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08-17-2004, 06:37 PM
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#4279
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Don't worry, Skipper. I am sure there is a woman out there who would choose you over a cat.
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Agreed. Douchbaguettes like you are a dime a dozen.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-17-2004, 06:42 PM
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#4280
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Game
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I do not enjoy posts on Olympics or dessert, I have invented a new game. Its called "Guess who sent me this inane PM". Bonus points if you can ascertain why em would send me just a reCOCKulous pm.
" I once wore 2 belts to work. It was noticed."
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Well well well. Kettle meet pot, pot meet kettle. I thought we were friends, and then you publicly embarass me for your own amusement? And to think I spent 4 hours yesterday researching down sofas for you.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-17-2004, 06:42 PM
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#4281
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Game
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I do not enjoy posts on Olympics or dessert, I have invented a new game. Its called "Guess who sent me this inane PM". Bonus points if you can ascertain why em would send me just a reCOCKulous pm.
" I once wore 2 belts to work. It was noticed."
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I'm not sure what "inane" means, but I'll have to go with wonk. All that pie. And maybe one of the belts covers up the melted ice cream in his pants.
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08-17-2004, 06:43 PM
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#4282
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Game
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I do not enjoy posts on Olympics or dessert, I have invented a new game. Its called "Guess who sent me this inane PM". Bonus points if you can ascertain why em would send me just a reCOCKulous pm.
" I once wore 2 belts to work. It was noticed."
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Dear Paigow,
The P in PM stands for Private. If I had wanted you to post that on the board, I would have sent it to you via IM.
The Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-17-2004, 06:47 PM
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#4283
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Game
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And maybe one of the belts covers up the melted ice cream in his pants.
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This is so hot. |
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08-17-2004, 06:52 PM
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#4284
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Game within a game
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Paigow,
The P in PM stands for Private. If I had wanted you to post that on the board, I would have sent it to you via IM.
The Flower
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This is not unlike the game To Tell the Truth. Which is ironic bc my image of you is not unlike that of its host  |
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08-17-2004, 06:57 PM
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#4285
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Game within a game
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is not unlike the game To Tell the Truth. Which is ironic bc my image of you is not unlike that of its host
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He'd look good in a hat.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-17-2004, 06:59 PM
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#4286
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, I just hate pie. Pie sucks. Down with pie!
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Maybe you've not ever had pie done right? Every pie I ever had was right there.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-17-2004 at 07:01 PM..
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08-17-2004, 07:15 PM
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#4287
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you've not ever had pie done right? Every pie I ever had was right there.
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A little credit, please, Hank. I am a Being of the World. I have traveled hither and yon and sampled more varieties of pie than the Olympics has useless, repetitive, boring events. Never have I encountered pie suitable for my cultured palate. Thank you for your concern, however. I appreciate your comments.
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08-17-2004, 07:22 PM
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#4288
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Game within a game
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He'd look good in a hat.
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Yes. An urban sombrero. |
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08-17-2004, 07:38 PM
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#4289
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Game
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Since I do not enjoy posts on Olympics or dessert, I have invented a new game. Its called "Guess who sent me this inane PM". Bonus points if you can ascertain why em would send me just a reCOCKulous pm.
" I once wore 2 belts to work. It was noticed."
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A: RobustPuppy.
Bonus round: because she wanted to evidence to you that she is a fancy dresser.
What do i win?
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08-17-2004, 07:40 PM
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#4290
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Something Not Olympic.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have traveled hither and yon and sampled more varieties of pie than the Olympics has useless, repetitive, boring events.
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And that was all on your first date with Slave at winter formals.
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