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08-08-2005, 01:21 PM
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#4276
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
now there's a thought.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
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08-08-2005, 01:22 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
now there's a thought.
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Um, it's not my birthday . . .
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-08-2005, 01:23 PM
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#4278
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by dtb
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I mean, hoo boy! I can't believe I'm turning 30.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-08-2005, 01:24 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I mean, hoo boy! I can't believe I'm turning 30.
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So back to my original question - now that we have the photogenic copyeditor on board, who shall I be? |
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08-08-2005, 01:26 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You know that I love you both like the sort of brothers and sisters I never had whom I'd talk to on the internet all the time without ever actually meeting them, but you guys are either going to have to talk more about the sex or less. Take your pick.
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Sheesh. I jumped him at the airport, draged him home, had sex with him (him on top, I think), fed him, had more sex with him (me on top, mostly), sort of fell asleep, woke up delighted to find him fucking me at some point in the middle of the night, dozed some more, woke up and blew him, lounged in bed some more, experimented with a side position that worked rather well, rolled out of bed and took him for food, showed him my favorite piece of art in Houston, took him home and fucked him, sat around the living room listening to music, and went back to bed for more sex. That was the first 24 hours.
Coltrane was right about setting records. My inner thighs are sore, his abs are sore, but we're not as old as we thought we were.
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08-08-2005, 01:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We have done the french maid and the catholic schoolgirl and the sexy librarian. We have not done the nurse one yet. Should I repeat one of the old favorites, or do something new?
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No. It looks like you need to move up a level. Whips, chains and ballcocks.
ETA: ballcocks? Am I having him dress up as a plumber? I meant ball gag.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-08-2005, 01:27 PM
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#4282
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So back to my original question - now that we have the photogenic copyeditor on board, who shall I be?
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Not Gwen Stefani, that bitch.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-08-2005, 01:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, on Wednesday night/Thurs morning I did that thing where I slept on my neck wrong, and it made my shoulder/neck hurt. Normally this goes away after a day or so. It's now Monday, and I'm in sooooooo much pain.
Advice?
PS when did we change the name of the thread?
PPS I feel older than gwinky's boyfriend with this neck thing. my coworkers are mocking me and offering me walkers.
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A massage is about the only thing that can cure that. And drinks. I haven't done that in years, but I used to do it a good bit in college (sleeping on shitty beds) and recall the kink in the neck would stick with me for about a week sometimes.
If you belong to a gym, try lifting some weights with the affected muscles/ligaments. That seems to help me sometimes when I get stiffness in a joint.
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08-08-2005, 01:31 PM
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#4284
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So back to my original question - now that we have the photogenic copyeditor on board, who shall I be?
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The extremely hot but grammatically challenged writer? |
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08-08-2005, 01:32 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you belong to a gym, try lifting some weights with the affected muscles/ligaments. That seems to help me sometimes when I get stiffness in a joint.
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I'm trying to visualize Fringey performing weight exercises with her neck.
Not free weights, I would hope.
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08-08-2005, 01:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm trying to visualize Fringey performing weight exercises with her neck.
Not free weights, I would hope.
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It's kind of in my shoulder. Or where my neck hits my shoulder. Waaaaaaaaah. I can't turn my head (well, I can, but it hurts). I can't drink out of a can like a normal human -- I have to use a STRAW.
Oh the humanity, etc.
I suggest everyone buy stock in ibuprofen. |
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08-08-2005, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's kind of in my shoulder. Or where my neck hits my shoulder. Waaaaaaaaah.
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In lieu of alcohol before lunch, try a handful of motrin.
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08-08-2005, 01:37 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
In lieu of alcohol before lunch, try a handful of motrin.
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I've had about 10 since 3 am. |
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08-08-2005, 01:39 PM
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#4289
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I've had about 10 since 3 am.
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Do you have a warm compress?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-08-2005, 01:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Any advice?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you have a warm compress?
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Good suggestion. Or can you go to the drugstore and get either a regular heating pad or those therma-pad things? I get this a lot, and I think in my case it's a pinched nerve. The best remedy is heat + mild muscle relaxant + time. |
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