The New And Improved Fashion Board

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Proposed New Year's Resolution for ppnyc...

Google first. Ask stupid questions second.

I did google. Didn't find a concrete answer.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I did google. Didn't find a concrete answer.

Before you posted that you were about to google?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In one way or another it must have affected him emotionally, and the viewer must be made to feel the same way. You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it.

Don't marginalize me. My perception of the viewer is as significant as the viewer's perception of the signified. I find your entire construct to be a blatant attempt to exploit me.

Chairist fuck.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Prediction for 2007- ncs changes her avatar.

I hope not -- ncs has one of my favorite avatars.

I also hope that the story ppnyc linked to is Not True. I agree with the author's reaction:

• It's like imagining a poodle having sex with a dirty house slipper it found in the dumpster outside that sort of, in the right light, could resemble a mangy mutt--if the poodle were also drunk at the time and/or blind.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
What is Tchotchke's?

I will google this in about 2 seconds....

Have you seen the movie "Office Space"? Jen plays a waitress who works in a Friday's/Bennigan's/Applebees-type restaurant named Tchotchke's (a Yiddish word meaning junk -- like the stuff on the walls of said restaurants). ncs's avatar is Jen's character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_space

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
Indeed. For some reason, I haven't received any PMs today.

Funny, that.

This is immensely entertaining.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Have you seen the movie "Office Space"? Jen plays a waitress who works in a Friday's/Bennigan's/Applebees-type restaurant named Tchotchke's (a Yiddish word meaning junk -- like the stuff on the walls of said restaurants). ncs's avatar is Jen's character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_space

Wow. Now that you've started this, I suspect you're going to spend a large amount of time and board space explaining things to ppnyc.

The moisture that you feel is called rain. God is neither peeing on us nor crying. Rain comes from clouds. Clouds are the puffy white things you see in the sky. They are not where cotton balls come from. Sometimes they block out direct sunlight. This does not mean the world is ending. Again, let's stay focused. Rain, while sometimes inconvenient, is our friend.

TM

[andViolins]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. Now that you've started this, I suspect you're going to spend a large amount of time and board space explaining things to ppnyc.

The moisture that you feel is called rain. God is neither peeing on us nor crying. Rain comes from clouds. Clouds are the puffy white things you see in the sky. They are not where cotton balls come from. Sometimes they block out direct sunlight. This does not mean the world is ending. Again, let's stay focused. Rain, while sometimes inconvenient, is our friend.

TM

If you tell us next that you really aren't an angry looking white guy with a bad hair cut wearing an olive-colored shirt, then I just don't know what I'm gonna do.

aV

p.s. can I touch your stuff?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. Now that you've started this, I suspect you're going to spend a large amount of time and board space explaining things to ppnyc.

The moisture that you feel is called rain. God is neither peeing on us nor crying. Rain comes from clouds. Clouds are the puffy white things you see in the sky. They are not where cotton balls come from. Sometimes they block out direct sunlight. This does not mean the world is ending. Again, let's stay focused. Rain, while sometimes inconvenient, is our friend.

TM

I am very annoyed it is raining right now. pouring, actually.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am very annoyed it is raining right now. pouring, actually.

We're all here to learn.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We're all here to learn.

No, I will not make out with you. I came here to learn.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
One day my freshman year of college, I had a really shitty day (mostly likely because I didn't do the assigned reading and a professor railed me for it) and rode my bike all the way back across campus to my dorm room, which was locked. I didn't have my key. I was pissed off and went down to the hot girl's room on the second floor who I wanted to bone, but couldn't get a read on (friends, potential gf, who knew?).

She said, let's go for a walk. We went for a walk and I told her about the fucked up day and how I must have lost my keys at some point. We were standing in the middle of this huge field. Right when I said I had lost my fucking keys, she said, "We're going to find them." And she said it with such feeling, I knew I'd be having sex with her at some point. She looked down, bent over and picked them up. She had no clue which route I had taken back and wasn't looking for them before I told her I lost them. It was amazing.*

TM

*And so was the sex.

They had classes in college?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Have you seen the movie "Office Space"? Jen plays a waitress who works in a Friday's/Bennigan's/Applebees-type restaurant named Tchotchke's (a Yiddish word meaning junk -- like the stuff on the walls of said restaurants). ncs's avatar is Jen's character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_space

Why, NotBob? Why?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by andViolins
can I touch your stuff?

Sure. But I'll kill ya.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Satistaction isn't the best R&R song ever? huh?

Brown Sugar kills it. And Jumping Jack Flash improves on it, perfecting the riff.

The best guitar on any Stones tune is the first part of CYHMK.