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dtb · 11-06-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
To be honest, though, at some point in time, your SO may stop waking up at an ungodly hour to come with you to the Start line (since he/she's done that four previous times). Instead, he/she will get up at a reasonable hour, walk 4 blocks east, wave at you at mile 7, and then go back home. Eventually, he/she will make it down to the Finish about three hours after the race started just to tell you how much you smell.

You will have to use the bag check then.

Oh, please. The START LINE? For a Marathon? I don't think so. For some of the shorter races (that start and end in more or less the same place -- or close by), maybe he'd come to the start, but wake up at 4:30? Uh... no.

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Use 4 different kinds of heirloom tomatoes. It involves goat cheese and some other kind of cheese that I haven't been able to identify (not that I'm a cheese expert!) -- possibly, maybe, fresh mozzarella.

And puff pastry. It's a flat one-serving tartlet. It's REALLY good. Ask ncs.

we had a cheese tasting party a few awhile ago. the cheese lady from our chic gourmet market came out and taught us about a half dozen cheeses. and we had wine too.

It was a really nice change, and made us seem very inventive compared to thes eothers with their wine tasting parties.

taxwonk · 11-06-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
wouldn't the content hint a little, "when he finally stuck his dick in chuni...." or "chuni is bleeding again". I guess "chuni got a haircut might work",

How about "Chuni is full of gunk?"

ltl/fb · 11-06-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
we had a cheese tasting party a few awhile ago. the cheese lady from our chic gourmet market came out and taught us about a half dozen cheeses. and we had wine too.

It was a really nice change, and made us seem very inventive compared to thes eothers with their wine tasting parties.

That is so . . . 70s suburbia.

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is so . . . 70s suburbia.

how would you know?

patentparanyc · 11-06-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is so . . . 70s suburbia.

Next, Hank busts out with the fondue set.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-06-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
we had a cheese tasting party a few awhile ago. the cheese lady from our chic gourmet market came out and taught us about a half dozen cheeses. and we had wine too.

It was a really nice change, and made us seem very inventive compared to thes eothers with their wine tasting parties.

Whose key did you pull from the jar?

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Oh, please. The START LINE? For a Marathon? I don't think so. For some of the shorter races (that start and end in more or less the same place -- or close by), maybe he'd come to the start, but wake up at 4:30? Uh... no.

ix-nay on-ay owing-shay oltrane-cay up-ay.

he mainly runs on the internet. shhhhh. has anyone actually ever even spoken to him?

ltl/fb · 11-06-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whose key did you pull from the jar?

I rest my suburban-70s-cliche case.

and I was alive in the 70s.

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Whose key did you pull from the jar?

really? i had never heard of one before, and we had old people there and they said they have never heard of it before, but you know, cave paintings were deriviative, so maybe you guys are right.

what kind of parties do the hip young people have now?

patentparanyc · 11-06-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Thanks, but I am asking about flavored black coffee -- not lattes or coffee plus cream or syrup or sugar.

Pookie Bear, since we drink this at my office, I searched this site. Apparantly, flavored coffees add no extra calories and are considered a guilt-free indulgence. As well, you've helped me with both the walking info/and nutrition so I tried to help.

"Our flavored coffees are likewise free of calories and carbs. Our flavored coffees have no additional nutritional impact. We add no sugars or sweeteners of any kind. So while our flavors may taste indulgent, they're absolutely guilt-free. "

As well, there is a link for Green Mountain:

http://www.greenmountaincoffee.com/C...-And-Nutrition

robustpuppy · 11-06-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
How about "Chuni is full of gunk?"

Are you and Hank borderline retarded? If the joke is that the context in which the woman used the word to refer to her own fancy place would give away the meaning of the word, could you at least pretend to possess a modicum of understanding as to the things a woman would say about her own fancy place or about sex? For example, I don't know a woman who would say such a thing as "when he finally stuck his dick in [it]" or "full of of gunk" about their fancy places, and I can't imagine Atticus does, either.

ltl/fb · 11-06-2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
really? i had never heard of one before, and we had old people there and they said they have never heard of it before, but you know, cave paintings were deriviative, so maybe you guys are right.

what kind of parties do the hip young people have now?

None. But if I did, I wouldn't be worried about whether it was distinguishable (in a miniscule, tame way) from the parties that the other couples on the block throw.

Hank Chinaski · 11-06-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you and Hank borderline retarded? If the joke is that the context in which the woman used the word to refer to her own fancy place would give away the meaning of the word, could you at least pretend to possess a modicum of understanding as to the things a woman would say about her own fancy place or about sex? For example, I don't know a woman who would say such a thing as "when he finally stuck his dick in [it]" or "full of of gunk" about their fancy places, and I can't imagine Atticus does, either.

do real women compare it to flowers?

ltl/fb · 11-06-2007, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you and Hank borderline retarded? If the joke is that the context in which the woman used the word to refer to her own fancy place would give away the meaning of the word, could you at least pretend to possess a modicum of understanding as to the things a woman would say about her own fancy place or about sex? For example, I don't know a woman who would say such a thing as "when he finally stuck his dick in [it]" or "full of of gunk" about their fancy places, and I can't imagine Atticus does, either.

Maybe wanker calls his fancy place "gunk"?