Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by William Sockspeare
You looking for a sockspeare hate song, too?

Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear?

Bringeth it.

Attached is a selection from the worstoftheweb archives. The attached website enables the user to create an e-fart, using selections from several drop-down menus (length of sound, composition and quality of sound, etc.)

http://www.createafart.com/index.asp

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[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
Attached is a selection from the worstoftheweb archives. The attached website enables the user to create an e-fart, using selections from several drop-down menus (length of sound, composition and quality of sound, etc.)

http://www.createafart.com/index.asp

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That is hilarious. Potty humour always makes me laugh. Try the embarrASSingly long SBD or Wet Fart.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by kafka_esquire
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And to think that we were here, witnessing personally one more gigantic leap of mankind made possible by the melding of intellect, desire, ambition and methane.

It is staggering.

Anything by Jimmy Buffet.

Thanks to all for the toothpaste insight. I normally like Crest, but I normally like chocolate as well - things just aren't tasting right. I may try the Tom's or one of your other suggestions.

-T(I've been drinking a whole lot of that minute maid lemonade in the carton - can't get enough of it!)L

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
'Fie, lifeless picture, cold and senseless stone,
Well-painted idol, image dun and dead,
Statue contenting but the eye alone,
Thing like a man, but of no woman bred!
Thou art no man, though of a man's complexion,
For men will kiss even by their own direction.'

Venus and Adonis, stanza 34.

TIme for a good laugh.

We have a client who was busted for PCP possession recently. Pardon my lack of knowledge, but I thought that stuff fell out of vogue in the dark ages? Is it making a comeback or is this client just woefully behind the times?

-T(having flashbacks of those ultra-lame (reel-to-reel) anti-drug movies we saw in 6th grade that were made in the 60s/early70's warning of the evils of PCP, etc.)L

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey, not all of us are "classy."

I know. I'm sure not (now I'M confused as to how I'M using it)...

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TIme for a good laugh. [evil image removed]

Like I don't feel like puking most of the day and I have to keep looking at that picture? Thanks.

-T(at least it's friday.)L

[bilmore]

Originally posted by TexLex
We have a client who was busted for PCP possession recently.

It's back. They call them dippers now.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by TexLex
We have a client who was busted for PCP possession recently. Pardon my lack of knowledge, but I thought that stuff fell out of vogue in the dark ages? Is it making a comeback or is this client just woefully behind the times?

-T(having flashbacks of those ultra-lame (reel-to-reel) anti-drug movies we saw in 6th grade that were made in the 60s/early70's warning of the evils of PCP, etc.)L

Wasn't it PCP that made Helen Hunt jump out the third floor school window in that After School Special?

That scene is what has kept me off the drugs.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by former gov't
Anything by Jimmy Buffet.

I agree. Also anything by a band out of New Orleans that used to be on Buffett's label... The Iguanas. They play in Chicago around Mardi Gras every year and at a couple summer festivals... Very laid back New Orleans/Tex-Mex sound. Great live.

So I was scanning old messages on the board in vain to find the original post to the re line "Britney Pic." Alas, all I saw was about 30 pictures of Justin Guarini. No Britney.

No wonder I don't come around here very often anymore.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
When I think of fun in the sun I often flash back to a Spring Break spent in Daytona the year "Informer" sung by ??? was all over the place (this was the one about licking your boom boom down). One could not get away from that horrible song, although I think I enjoyed it at the time.

I also think of "Short Dick Man" for the same reasons. I even had a hilarious Spanish version until I lost that CD.

MC Snow, like myself, he's str8 outta the bad streets of Toronto.

Informer, me no say daddy me snow me na gonna blame,
Me licky boom boom down
Detective Man said daddy me snow he saw me somewhere down the lane
Me licky boom boom down
Detective man come and blow down me door
something-something through my window
blah blah blah I don't remember any more

I always think back to a summer I spent on the gov'ts dime in Trois Pistoles, Quebec, where the local bar would play "O Carolina" about 5 times a night as I danced with the comely french lasses. Not bad times at all.

Off to Vegas,
str8