Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by evenodds
I have resigned as FB Moderator and we have appointed three new mods to take my place:

Burger, notcasesensitive, and RobustPuppy.

I am very excited to have them aboard.

Translation: La La. Look at me! (or is that look at us!) I'm sooo important that it takes three to replace me! Bow before my feet!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by evenodds
32 states. 4 countries.

My weakness is the plains states and the pacific northwest. If only I had a reason to visit Seattle . . .

You gotta problem with Portland? Our basketball team has better weed.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
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In January 1989, if someone had told me that in 15 years, a Japanese pitcher under contract with the Indians would be coming under scrutiny by the international media for having done gay porn . . . well let's just say I would've called bullshit.

coincidentially, something similar cost Thurgreed his division 1 scholarship..

[Dave]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Swedes are having more and more animal sex. No really, they are. {spree: news article about a rise in bestiality in Sweden.}

The best part of that article -- It's comforting to know that Sweden actually got around to banning kiddie porn in '99. One less place for Michael Jackson to hang out.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You gotta problem with Portland? Our basketball team has better weed.

Your team has the best weed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by evenodds
From the article:

"The second time I saw him, about a month later," Ginger continues, "he tried to do the Greek thing. And I told him that wasn't gonna happen."

I don't blame her for refusing. Never do Greek with a Dutchman who eats poo. That's what I always say.

And I heart ncs.

eta: Hey! How did that get there?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You gotta problem with Portland? Our basketball team has better weed.

Yes, but sadly, no where to get good munchies at 2 am.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but sadly, no where to get good munchies at 2 am.

You have obviously never visited the Hotcake House. 4 out of 5 recently off-work strippers agree that it rawks.

Not to mention Voodoo Donuts.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You have obviously never visited the Hotcake House. 4 out of 5 recently off-work strippers agree that it rawks.

Not to mention Voodoo Donuts.

You might as well have said Dennys.
But I meant someplace like Dicks or 13 coins.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You might as well have said Dennys.
But I meant someplace like Dicks or 13 coins.

Blasphemy. Hotcake House is to Dennys as Paris is to Pullman.

And Dicks and 13 Coins are both fine establishments. But last I checked, neither of them sold a caffeinated donut.

Ollie (like Leagl, I'm rarely in the mood for Dicks at 2:00 a.m.) Ramone

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Blasphemy. Hotcake House is to Dennys as Paris is to Pullman.

And Dicks and 13 Coins are both fine establishments. But last I checked, neither of them sold a caffeinated donut.

Ollie (like Leagl, I'm rarely in the mood for Dicks at 2:00 a.m.) Ramone

'head, please. Caffeinated donut? How about a Krispy Kreme and a RedBull?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
You gotta problem with Portland? Our basketball team has better weed.

You mean HAD better weed...

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Y'all need to a) play a club sport in college, and b) drive cross country a few times. That'll get you up to 43. A drive from Minneapolis to Seattle would get me to 48 (or 49 if I could hit both Dakotas)

I did play a sport in college (take a guess which one), but all our trips were in the northeast. I hope to tackle part of the cross-country roadtrip this summer. Well,not really cross-country but from Boston to Memphis and back. I'm not an Elvis fan, but feel compelled to do the Graceland roadtrip. I'll bet there will be lots of velour sweatsuits there.

Has anyone been to Graceland? Am I nuts for wanting to go there and laugh at people?

[NW Native]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Y'all need to a...b) drive cross country a few times. A drive from Minneapolis to Seattle would get me to 48 (or 49 if I could hit both Dakotas)

I did the drive from Saginaw, MI to Seattle once and from Boston to Seattle once. Put me down for 43 states and 5 countries.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
You mean HAD better weed...

Damned airport security.