Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
4. Notre Dame fans. See "Duke" above. You morons have forced me to watch your shitty team (albeit I like Ty) for years when NBC should have been broadcasting real games. And year in year out, you get more ranking inflation than UCLA.

Um, thanks, I think.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ouch.

no. that isn't the same as paddling the fanny.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It was actually more than just an intentional-hand-ball comparison. The ref claimed it was a hand ball and the player claimed that the ball just hit his head. The other ref, however, argued that there was not, in fact, a hand ball. I think the first ref just got confused because the player was wearing a wool hat (because it was 35 fucking degrees out) and thought he saw the player's hand.

Anyway, I'm not sure what happened to the player. All I know is that he supposedly cannot make the game this weekend because he is in Cuba.

I miss penske [sniff].

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have to disagree with you there. The guy is just a fucking moron. He is as bad when talking about the Sox. I thought he was outright rooting for them a few times. But I think he's just stupid and has nothing to add. Another sportscaster who thinks people tune in to hear him talk.

Bill Simmons:

• If the Yankees are down by two runs in the ninth inning, and somebody walks -- like Matsui did in Game 6 -- apparently it's as good as a home run. That's how Tim McCarver explained it last night. I'm not sure if just the Yankees are immune to double plays, or if it's everyone in the league. But it's an interesting development.

ESPN.com

[Not Me]

Originally posted by TalkSock
I have never personally liked the music of any of the Judds, or the Dixie Chicks for that matter, but I respect the fact that they can perform for whoever the hell they want to. Why do these people care who she is performing for? Would they kick a lesbian couple out of a "regular" audience?

Have you read the bible? God destroyed an entire city called Sodom for this kind of behavior.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

I bet barely legal isn't the only one who will be drawn to some of these nudie games.

Video Gaming Industry's Hottest New Titles Aim At Generation XXX

Get ready for video games gone wild this fall: Several mainstream game publishers are releasing bawdy games containing nudity and explicit sexual content. "The Guy Game" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" are already out. An adults-only "Singles: Flirt Up Your Life" is being sold online, with a toned-down M-rated version on the way. November will bring "Playboy: The Mansion" and "Rumble Roses," the first all-women's-wrestling game, featuring unquestionably dirty moves.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2004Oct19.html

TM

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter


I miss penske [sniff].

I invented that.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...363#post129363

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I thought a handball in the box gets a penalty kick, not a yellow card.

Depends on whose box the handball occurs in. Agsinst the defense, it should be a PK, against the offense it's a free kick.

Whether or not to blow the whistle in the first place is a judgement call. Depends on if it was hand-to-ball or ball-to-hand and which team has the advantage after the alleged hand ball.

[TalkSock]

Originally posted by Not Me
Have you read the bible? God destroyed an entire city called Sodom for this kind of behavior.

So no one could play music there?
Really? Is that a sin? Playing music for lesbians? Maybe I should just wait for the newsflash that this cruise ship was struck down because Wynona Judd played music for lesbians.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by TalkSock
So no one could play music there?
Really? Is that a sin? Playing music for lesbians? Maybe I should just wait for the newsflash that this cruise ship was struck down because Wynona Judd played music for lesbians.

Listen, I didn't write the bible God did. If you take issue with it, speak to God about it.

Peace out.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
As you well know, this is the one advantage small-penised men have. Total surround-mouth without the gagging that can accompany deep throating. Bet you love that, hm?

The gagging is hot. Aren't you into deep throat porn?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Bill Simmons:

• If the Yankees are down by two runs in the ninth inning, and somebody walks -- like Matsui did in Game 6 -- apparently it's as good as a home run. That's how Tim McCarver explained it last night. I'm not sure if just the Yankees are immune to double plays, or if it's everyone in the league. But it's an interesting development.

ESPN.com

From the same article...

• The Red Sox made a big deal about this "emergency boot" from Reebok, a device that would stabilize Schilling's damaged ankle tendon, but I'm starting to wonder if they bought that device on eBay from Sidd Finch and the Easter Bunny.

Sidd, what do you have to say about this?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by mmm3587
The gagging is hot. Aren't you into deep throat porn?

Speaking of deep throat porn:

http://www.gagonmycock.com/home.html
[SPREE - it is a website called Gag On My Cock. Do I really need to tell you if it is work appropriate or not?]

I don't see why anyone would look at that kind of stuff. May God smite you.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I bet barely legal isn't the only one who will be drawn to some of these nudie games.

Video Gaming Industry's Hottest New Titles Aim At Generation XXX

Get ready for video games gone wild this fall: Several mainstream game publishers are releasing bawdy games containing nudity and explicit sexual content. "The Guy Game" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" are already out. An adults-only "Singles: Flirt Up Your Life" is being sold online, with a toned-down M-rated version on the way. November will bring "Playboy: The Mansion" and "Rumble Roses," the first all-women's-wrestling game, featuring unquestionably dirty moves.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2004Oct19.html

TM

I saw most of these games at this year's E3 conference. Rumble Roses looked pretty fun, and there definitely was the added "value" of watching scantily-clad animated women wrestling. The only real danger of these games is that it gives poor nerds like me unrealistic expectations as to what a real girl looks like and acts like, when and if I ever actually meet one in person. Until then, I'll always have Kim Possible.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I bet barely legal isn't the only one who will be drawn to some of these nudie games.

Video Gaming Industry's Hottest New Titles Aim At Generation XXX

Get ready for video games gone wild this fall: Several mainstream game publishers are releasing bawdy games containing nudity and explicit sexual content. "The Guy Game" and "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude" are already out. An adults-only "Singles: Flirt Up Your Life" is being sold online, with a toned-down M-rated version on the way. November will bring "Playboy: The Mansion" and "Rumble Roses," the first all-women's-wrestling game, featuring unquestionably dirty moves.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2004Oct19.html

TM

THe scary thing is that that kind of looks like a porno cartoon picture of me. The hair is right, the proportions are right (her thighs are a little large for a cartoon porn character and her boobs aren't very big). I think since I won't have sex with the small-penised anymore IRL, the small-penised men had to make a cartoon of me so that they could recreate their sexual experiences with me. Kind of flattering. Too bad I've decided to become a lesbian. Does anyone have any training tapes? RT?