Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by evenodds
You know, you talk awfully big for a banjo-playing, pipe-smoking monkey.

Oh, and Paigow, there is an easier way. There is a hack I used when my HD died. I think it was called iPod hack and it let me copy all of my music from my iPod to the new drive. But, an external HD would allow you to copy the library from one machine to the next, without any illegal software or multiple emails.

Doesn't this assume that

1) I know what Ipod Hack is or how to acquire it?
and more importantly

2) that my Ipod still has some music on it besdies the two songs I bought today?

Btw, glad you are back. THis place has been slipping and that was a fine post you had there. You have gotten nice an bitchy now that you are king. How is the OddMan?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is sex with others still allowed?

the "other" would have to agree, RT can't authorize otherwise

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tom Cruise’s new lady love has reportedly said that she wants to remain a virgin until she gets married.

If she's married to him she'll stay a virgin long AFTER she's married.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by evenodds
But, an external HD would allow you to copy the library from one machine to the next, without any illegal software or multiple emails.

an iPod is a hard drive. If you put it into harddrive mode*, you can make the transfer directly, without ipodhack or whatever.



*in iTunes, choose your ipod. Under general preferences, select "enable disk use". Then copy all your MP3s to the ipod disk. Connect to new computer. Repeat in reverse.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
an iPod is a hard drive. If you put it into harddrive mode*, you can make the transfer directly, without ipodhack or whatever.

Show-off.

[Replaced_Texan]

Damnit.

ETA: This cheered me up a little bit. (spree: timeline)

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by evenodds
Wow.

Who knew I was so unbelievably geeky.

And yet you still have a ravable ass.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
What's the perfect 3 song encore?

Depends. I go to two types of shows:

Lesbian folk singer:
Song 1. Charming solo acoustic guitar cover of Beatles OR Simon/Garfunkel OR Dylan OR John Prine
Song 2. Song from first album that only fellow lesbians bought
Song 3. Biggest hit of other, lesser-known lesbian folk singer, with fawning introduction about how songwriter is unappreciated and more worthy of success than singer

All others:
Song 1. Deep album cut that starts with lead singer's acoustic guitar and ends with BIG electric guitars
Song 2. Radiohead cover
Song 3. Biggest radio hit, extended version (no drum solo)

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Nice teddy bear:

The thing about this photo that makes me laugh is that the cop on the left is a dead fucking ringer for the slutty cop from "Reno 911."

ETA: Great minds think alike. You'd think I could have scrolled one post before replying.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt? That's hot? That's downright first year associate at my law firm.

If you are where I think you are, no, it's not.

SIJOTDTIVI.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I am always dumbfounded by people who applaud or ovate movies. The point is to tell the performer you enjoyed it. The only time I could see doing it would be at a premiere or something where the actors, director, producers, etc. were there to hear the audience response.

"Timeline" got applause at the premiere.

Though not from me.

"Paycheck" did too, though I didn't feel so awful about joining in, since my applause was for John Woo and I was thinking about The Killer at the time.

[str8outavannuys]

When Earl Boykins looks at other basketball players, I bet the following thoughts go through his head:

"You're a slow motherfucker, you're an even slower motherfucker, you're less slow than these other motherfuckers, but you're still one slow motherfucker . . . "

The way he scores in the paint, it's unreal. He's 5'5" and scores 32 points against the champs. Everything about his game is unreal. That said, San Antonio just has too many fucking weapons. Give Duncan and Parker a rest, we'll let Ginobli and and Berry and Nazr and Horry and Bowen and Udrih and Glenn fucking Robinson and Rasho beat em. Very very tough.

Oh, and thank you Finley and Terry and Dirk, once again. Keep it up boys. One more to go.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
"Timeline" got applause at the premiere.

LA isn't allowed to judge an action flick as terrible. It's in the city charter or something. Besides, in LA I think you're applauding not the movie but the fact it premiered. I had the singular misfortune of seeing "Waterworld" at the AMC Century City the weekend it was released. As we left, stunned by what we had seen, our fellow moviegoers were curiously upbeat about it, like somehow it was good for what it was or some other kind of relativistic shit like that.

You can't see movies with the neighbors and friends of people who greenlight them. Can you imagine? "And the camera pulls back, and you see the stern of the ship as it goes under, and it reads 'Exxon, Valdez, Alaska'! Get it?"

[Sparklehorse]

A colleague is about to leave on an extended vacation to Italy. Since I am covering her caseload for her, she has offered to bring back something for me. I'm feeling unimaginative; what should I ask for?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
A colleague is about to leave on an extended vacation to Italy. Since I am covering her caseload for her, she has offered to bring back something for me. I'm feeling unimaginative; what should I ask for?

Gnocchi

ETA: Where in Italy? If he/she is going to Florence, ask for a leather briefcase, bag, jacket, wallet etc.