The New And Improved Fashion Board - Page 289

Tyrone Slothrop · 12-13-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Do you live in a cave on Mars?

The commute is a bitch, but you'd kill for my mortgage.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2006, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No interest on your mortgage loan. That's a good thing!!

Next time someone tells me we don't accept Islam over here, I'm citing the mortgage interest deduction. It's the spirit of Shariah in the tax code.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He would probably be funnier telling jokes tongueless. Another thoughtful suggestion.

But the quality of his unsolicited fellatio would drop precipitously.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-13-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Confession's a scam

Once they dropped payment for indulgences, the scam lost its bite.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt then you have got to be cocked, locked and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of Vitamin D help.

1000 units of Vitamin E daily for a week. The fellator will look like the Shmoo afterward.

ltl/fb · 12-13-2006, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Once they dropped payment for indulgences, the scam lost its bite.

Pfft. They all really, really want to hear about sebby's impure thoughts and actions. They live for it. It's what makes listenting to little old ladies' confessions about being envious of the neighbor's new Christmas decorations and gluttonous at Thanksgiving dinner worthwhile.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-13-2006, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Next time someone tells me we don't accept Islam over here, I'm citing the mortgage interest deduction. It's the spirit of Shariah in the tax code.

The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-13-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pfft. They all really, really want to hear about sebby's impure thoughts and actions.

How is it that none of these prank caller/hidden camera shows have put a mic in a confessional?

notcasesensitive · 12-13-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow. Now that you've started this, I suspect you're going to spend a large amount of time and board space explaining things to ppnyc.

The moisture that you feel is called rain. God is neither peeing on us nor crying. Rain comes from clouds. Clouds are the puffy white things you see in the sky. They are not where cotton balls come from. Sometimes they block out direct sunlight. This does not mean the world is ending. Again, let's stay focused. Rain, while sometimes inconvenient, is our friend.

TM

I would be confused about this "rain" concept if I hadn't seen some in SF this weekend.

I think I am supposed to report that while in SF, Mr. Man and I stopped in at the mothership, the Good Vibrations store. It was the nicest sex toy shop I have ever seen. I am a bit bummed that I'm not around this week to attend their annual holiday party (though I hear that femininsts are all ugly, so it is probably just as well).

Unfortunately the new limitations on carrying liquids on planes severely hampered the potential lotions/oils/bubble bath purchases.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-13-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pfft. They all really, really want to hear about sebby's impure thoughts and actions. They live for it. It's what makes listenting to little old ladies' confessions about being envious of the neighbor's new Christmas decorations and gluttonous at Thanksgiving dinner worthwhile.

I've been banging the same chick for 8 years. If you can jack off to my life, you shouldn't be. You should be busy finding a bridge with a nice long drop...

Replaced_Texan · 12-13-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Pfft. They all really, really want to hear about sebby's impure thoughts and actions. They live for it. It's what makes listenting to little old ladies' confessions about being envious of the neighbor's new Christmas decorations and gluttonous at Thanksgiving dinner worthwhile.

Speaking of sin, the theme of an arts gala that I go to every year will be "Seven Deadly Sins" and I'm a little stumped. It's not until February, so I have time, but there's always pressure for this thing.

Who to be, who to be? Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy or Pride?

I have a feeling that Lust and Envy will be the most popular, so I may try to avoid them. Wrath could be interesting... I have no idea where to start.

(For point of reference, I dressed as cotton candy in a pink tutu and white bustier last year for the "Sideshow" event, I sort of threw together black pleather jeans, a red lace bustier and black velvet coat with a cato mask for the "Voyeur" party, and I spray painted a faux fur coat with PETA venom for the "Scandal" party. )

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-13-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
[Borat stuff]

Why are you only capable of finding and posting stuff that has to do with lawsuits because he wasn't nice to someone? The article you posted yesterday had a great deal to do with his drive to confront anti-semitism and yet you posted none of that.

That's not very nice, is it?

TM

notcasesensitive · 12-13-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Speaking of sin, the theme of an arts gala that I go to every year will be "Seven Deadly Sins" and I'm a little stumped. It's not until February, so I have time, but there's always pressure for this thing.

Who to be, who to be? Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy or Pride?

I have a feeling that Lust and Envy will be the most popular, so I may try to avoid them. Wrath could be interesting... I have no idea where to start.

(For point of reference, I dressed as cotton candy in a pink tutu and white bustier last year for the "Sideshow" event, I sort of threw together black pleather jeans, a red lace bustier and black velvet coat with a cato mask for the "Voyeur" party, and I spray painted a faux fur coat with PETA venom for the "Scandal" party. )

You should watch the America's Next Top Model episode (from last season, I believe) for which they had to "model" out the 7 deadly sins, for ideas. Maybe the ANTM website has the photos?

Wrath might be fun (I'm envisioning some fierce red face paint and maybe crazy eyes contacts).

ETA: I'm not sure whether the link will work, but here is the wrath photo from ANTM:

Alex_de_Large · 12-13-2006, 02:10 PM

Bill Simmons has a great piece about the Iverson situation.

Not Bob · 12-13-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why are you only capable of finding and posting stuff that has to do with lawsuits because he wasn't nice to someone? The article you posted yesterday had a great deal to do with his drive to confront anti-semitism and yet you posted none of that.

That's not very nice, is it?

TM

Since I posted the Rolling Stone thing, you just contradicted yourself, no? Or are you saying that Nice Not Bob should have snipped and posted the stuff about his drive to confront anti-semitism when he discussed the article?

Plus, I thought that the stuff I posted from the defamer was more supportive of your take on him -- that it's a bit ridiculous that anyone would sue about the bathroom thing, and joking that the next suit would be about the chickens on the subway from the guys in the next car.

And did you watch the clip of the bathroom scene? I agree that filing a lawsuit about it is silly, but I would say that what he did is more than "not nice."