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01-25-2007, 12:39 PM
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#4321
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by dtb
Hmmm. Thank you for your considered response, Adder.
Didn't sebby say that it was possible to be um... too snug? Is that really a problem?
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He needs to learn to relax first.
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01-25-2007, 12:39 PM
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#4322
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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No, that's not just a bidet
Penn Jillette has a patent for a spa for masturbation.
The Abstract:
"A spa of a type including a tub for holding water and a user, in particular, a female user. The spa has a seat for supporting the female user in a seated position, a circulation pump having an inlet connected to the tub for drawing water from the tub, and an outlet connected to the tub for discharging the drawn water back to the tub. A discharge nozzle is located within the tub and connected to the outlet, mounted to the seat so that the discharged water from the circulation pump automatically aligns with and is directed to stimulation points (e.g., the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat."
spree: link to USPTO archive.
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01-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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#4323
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by dtb
Hmmm. Thank you for your considered response, Adder.
Didn't sebby say that it was possible to be um... too snug? Is that really a problem?
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sebby was talking about when he received. from Shape shifter IIRC.
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01-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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#4324
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have absolutely no idea why you were surprised that she's 18.
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I am surprised she is 18. She looks more like 15. |
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01-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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#4325
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I see a female physician solely for the opportunity to tell my wife that another woman has fondled my nuts while we were/are married.
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Does your health insurance cover the fondling, or do you have an extra co-pay for that?
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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01-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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#4326
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I just remember her being able to pay off her house entirely in three or four years using bonuses.
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No one would actually do that, would they? |
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01-25-2007, 12:40 PM
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#4327
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by dtb
Allrighty, then. So how do you* feel about getting fucked in the ass?
*Not just YOU, b'nb, but you, denizens of the FB.
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I'd prefer not to; thanks for asking, though.
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01-25-2007, 12:41 PM
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#4328
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have absolutely no idea why you were surprised that she's 18.
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Yet remarkably, she still fits into outfits she wore when she was 12.
(Yes, Spanky, I AM jealous.) |
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01-25-2007, 12:41 PM
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#4329
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Cue the Dead Horse
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, I like how you replaced his post with an insulting description of his post. That was brilliant.
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<yawn>
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01-25-2007, 12:41 PM
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#4330
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It was Thrashers Fan. Whom I also think was a str8 sock. She PMed with me a couple of times and there was a little too much hockey knowledge there for a non-Canadian.
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I am insulted on behalf of my fellow American, Brett Hull.
FWIW, I don't think that she was a sock, but if she was, then str8 does have a talent for creating interesting fictional characters. |
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01-25-2007, 12:41 PM
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#4331
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Have we reached the "end?"
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Hmmm. Thank you for your considered response, Adder.
Didn't sebby say that it was possible to be um... too snug? Is that really a problem?
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Sebby may have said that, and I guess it is technically possible. I have not personally encountered that, but I have probably encountered fewer orifices than he.
(cue cheap shot about other possible explanations...) |
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01-25-2007, 12:42 PM
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#4332
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
sebby was talking about when he received. from Shape shifter IIRC.
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You were very much outdone on this one, Hank. |
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01-25-2007, 12:42 PM
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#4333
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Seriously?
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Originally posted by dtb
I am surprised she is 18. She looks more like 15.
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That's just b/c we are really old. College kids look like they're 15 to me. She looks like she's older than the typical college kid I see.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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#4334
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Have we reached the "end?"
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why? Because he said so? Did he prove it to anyone?
I really want to believe TF was a real person in her own right, and thought I had reason to believe it.
Reason other than my profound love for TF, which I was able to hide, even from myself, until now.
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I also don't think she was a str8 sock. I think he said that as a joke and people believed it. But I could be wrong. It has happened before. Though never here.
I miss Thrashers Fan. <sniff> |
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01-25-2007, 12:43 PM
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#4335
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Cue the Dead Horse
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You should save this type of pointless commentary for the 2 or 3 times a year you're not 3 days behind the board.
TM
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The fight has been running for three days. It doesn'ta ppear y'all have completely dropped it yet.
So suck it. Softly, and run your tongue around the head as you pull back.
Bitch.
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