It's all about me

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK that's twice today dL, watch it or I'll splat you like tomato thrown at a brick wall by Randy Johnson in his new Red Sox uniform.

Thanks for that, pony!

edited to add comma, otherwise it sounded like AdL gave me a pony.

"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"

Never mind, paigow. Nothing to see here. You can stay retired. You should go on a cruise. I've been doing the cruise ship circuit lately, and I love it! Nothing better than feasting on a passenger just back from the prime rib buffet.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Klingon!"

Make it stop. I just had a seizure.

[Anne Elk]

What's a girl to do? I spend so much time running around on the soccer field that I never know what to do with my hair. Any suggestions? I'm embarassed that my husband's hair looks better than mine.



At least I look better than Andy:

But what the fuck happened to Billy Bob?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Anne Elk

But what the fuck happened to Billy Bob?

He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.

Did his doctor go crazy with a botox needle? or is it a facelift? Inquiring minds.

In any event, I used to find him kind of sexy. NO LONGER. ugh.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did his doctor go crazy with a botox needle? or is it a facelift? Inquiring minds.

In any event, I used to find him kind of sexy. NO LONGER. ugh.

No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by tmdiva
No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.

I had to google. He looks sooo strange. Stranger than he did in his strange phase.
From Cannes 2004. Lots of Botox, lots of pancake, and bad hair. There are other smarmy pictures of him at imdb.com should anyone else not be able to turn away from this car accident.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by tmdiva
No, no, no. It's Hair Club for Men! And it's in the wrong color.

tm

eta It's not that he hasn't had too much Botox, just that that's not the only thing that makes him look strange in that picture.

Botox, too much pancake - at least the hair matches the eyebrows. And his lip color is the wrong shade. But ew. This is what happens when you're trolling for chicks. You lose your mind.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He looks like he's wearing a mask. That's fucking creepy.

He looks like he's gained weight too. His face and neck are a lot fuller than they used to be.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
He looks like he's gained weight too. His face and neck are a lot fuller than they used to be.

You and tm are both right. Weight gain and hair club. And something with his eyebrows. Does the hair club "enhance" the eyebrows as well?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
So Kobe picked the extra $40 million rather than a fresh start. Shocking. He always struck me as selfless...

Well feigning an interest in the Clippers was part of negotiation, but also out of selfishness. That's why he asked to play a block of games at the Pond - because it's close to his Newport house.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

So, is tomorrow the day for Lance, with the first mountain-top finish? Or does he wait until Sat.?

And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Finally, I'm sick of Richard Virenque. He always claims stages when no one else cares (which is the way it goes), but for a former convicted drug user, why the honorifics? Particularly when he dicks another rider by blowing off a deal. Cheese-eater, indeed.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, is tomorrow the day for Lance, with the first mountain-top finish? Or does he wait until Sat.?

And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Finally, I'm sick of Richard Virenque. He always claims stages when no one else cares (which is the way it goes), but for a former convicted drug user, why the honorifics? Particularly when he dicks another rider by blowing off a deal. Cheese-eater, indeed.

Sounds like a preemptive strike, but Lance thinks someone's trying to plant drugs for inevitable discovery.

"Armstrong accuses French TV crew of spying
Cyclist worries about planted drugs, finishes 11th stage in pack."
Armstrong finished ninth in Thursday’s stage of the Tour de France and accused French reporters of trying to rummage through his hotel room in hopes of finding evidence of doping.

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
And WTF is up with LeMond, who has now repeated his questions regarding Lance's use of drugs. (link ). Is he jealous that when people think of American cyclists it's no longer of LeMond?

Why does Lance get a free pass but Bonds is accused of cheating at least 3 times a day?