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01-19-2005, 06:04 PM
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#421
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Back to bean flicking
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Originally posted by barely_legal
diddled? diddled?
Ok, you can join SD in the room of men under the age of 40 who like to talk like Benny Hill.
(sorry to steal your schtick PP, but I can't think of any other British men famous for being dirty old men)
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Let's have a poll for a better word, b/c I don't think it's "fingerbang"...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 01-19-2005 at 06:07 PM..
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01-19-2005, 06:05 PM
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#422
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
No need to watch the road while so engaged. (Or am I missing something here?)
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RT's adventuresome driving is contagious. |
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01-19-2005, 06:06 PM
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#423
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never been able to come from RH.
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this is passive agressive bragging.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-19-2005, 06:06 PM
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#424
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-19-2005, 06:09 PM
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#425
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Back to bean flicking
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Let's have a poll for a better word, b/c I don't think it's "fingerbang"...
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What the hell is wrong with "fingered"? Sometimes the classics are the best.
diddled sounds like something my incontinent grandma would say...."ooops! I just laughed so hard that I diddled in my Depends a little!" |
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01-19-2005, 06:10 PM
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#426
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Comforting Thought
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State Police now holed up in the emergency bunker in Framingham until the threat has passed
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Link to article
Have they covered themselves with the blanket too? Or are they working on learning more about the threat and tracking down the shady characters.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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01-19-2005, 06:21 PM
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#427
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
There is NOTHING better than doing that to a guy who has never before had RH. I LOVE it how they protest at first ("No - I can't do this") because it seems out of place when you start whipping it out of their pants as they are driving. It is only when the hot saliva first touches their skin that they stop wriggling around and you can hear them thinking "Hmm. Maybe I CAN do this." No more doing it on busy roads, though. And the rare times I'm in a car is usually during the day and daytime RH is impossible now, THANKS TO ALL YOU FUCKING SUV DRIVERS who've ruined my privacy.
Diane (yeah, yeah, "How YOU doin" backatcha) Keaton
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Off RP's corner, spinster |
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01-19-2005, 06:23 PM
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#428
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Who's gonna drive you home ... tonight?
[hey, I had to do something to get Aqualung out of my mind]
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Its not working. However I have foudn some sites with Aqualung, the cell phone versions, and it is every bit as funny as I thought.
Sadly, I cant seem to find it on Verizon, Get it Now.
http://www.mobile-monster.co.uk/jeth...ring-tones.htm |
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01-19-2005, 06:25 PM
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#429
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Back to wife beating
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
diddled? diddled?
Ok, you can join SD in the room of men under the age of 40 who like to talk like Benny Hill.
(sorry to steal your schtick PP, but I can't think of any other British men famous for being dirty old men)
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Hey Hey, there is enough Benny Hill for everyone. Sadly, I doubt he said "diddled". Its not really British Burlesque. I mean, can you picture Bilmore saying it? |
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01-19-2005, 06:26 PM
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#430
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Off RP's corner, spinster
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STFU. This is not a corner to be monopolized.
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01-19-2005, 06:28 PM
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#431
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Off RP's corner, spinster
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You mean former spinster. |
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01-19-2005, 06:31 PM
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#432
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Back to Dick Sucking
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Translation: can I be the first to suck to off while you're driving?
Yes. Yes you can.
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Excuse me, but go bother RT:
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd give you road head...
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01-19-2005, 06:31 PM
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#433
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You mean former spinster.
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Wow! You must be so relieved. |
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01-19-2005, 06:32 PM
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#434
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Back to bean flicking
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Let's have a poll for a better word, b/c I don't think it's "fingerbang"...
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Dissent.
Fingerbang: (singing, as girls are screaming and fainting.) Fingerbang! Bang! Bang! Fingerbang Bang! Bang, bang, bang! I'm gonna Fingerbang bang you into my life! Girl, you like to Fingerbang and it's alright! (one girl goes into a frenzy of screams.) 'Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, and let's not fight! I'll just Fingerbang bang you every night!
Cartman: (steps closer to the audience as the music gets softer. sings softly.) And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me! Girl! Girl, you're the girl of my fantasy!
Girl #1: (in the front row) Cartman, I want you!
Cartman: (still sings.) Girl! Girl, you're my girl! My girl! (lifts up the right side of his shirt to reveal his breast. The music picks up and he rejoins his group.) FINGERBANG! (girls are screaming.)
Fingerbang: (singing) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Fingerbang Bang! Bang, bang, bang! I'm gonna Fingerbang bang you into my life! Sure, you like to Fingerbang and it's alright! (the music stops) |
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01-19-2005, 06:35 PM
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#435
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Back to wife beating
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You mean former spinster.
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Or romantically enfranchised.
Congratulations.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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