Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.

The lump of coal where my heart should be laughs at your misfortune, Miss Pretty Popular.

[NotFromHere]

Can someone please tell me what TO did to get himself kicked out of camp and why no one is talking about it?

2nd question - what the hell is wrong with that man? Will he never be happy anywhere?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Meh. Candlestick is a hole. Or Monsterstick, whatever they are calling it now.

A 40 year old rusty hole in the armpit of California.

I think NFH has a new nickname.

I have an endless loop of "Knock THree Times on the Ceiling if you want me" going through my head.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have an endless loop of "Knock THree Times on the Ceiling if you want me" going through my head.

So they played it? Rock on.

Originally posted by mmm3587
What area of Austin should I stay in? Why isn't Zilker Park on any maps and where can I find a map of Austin with it on there? Do I need to rent a car to get around or will we be ok with shuttles/cabs from airport to hotel and hotel to Zilker Park, with some walking if necessary? Even though it's Austin, it's still Texas, so is it an incredibly bad idea to smoke some joints?

Sweet! Can I bedshit with your nutty girlfriend?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Can someone please tell me what TO did to get himself kicked out of camp and why no one is talking about it?

2nd question - what the hell is wrong with that man? Will he never be happy anywhere?

Rumor is he and Andy Reid got into it after TO claimed to be too injured to practice and then was seen running routes at full speed with an assistant trainer. Word out of Eagles training camp is that TO let the f-word fly in Reid's general direction.

I hope the Eagles refuse to trade him and then sit him down for the whole season. Don't even let him dress for the games. That would be a thing of beauty. It's actually sad, because TO was truly beloved by Eagles fans at the end of last season, and now I'm pretty solidly certain that he's reviled.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Q: In your "Midseason Form" column, you write about how your wife hates Mariah Carey and that most women do. Try this: Tell your wife that you find Jennifer Love Hewitt attractive and you enjoy her acting. You may even be able to squeeze a whole column out of her reaction and the pure bile that women spit when hearing her name. Ask any sisters, sisters-in-law, other female friends; they all hate her universally, and it is unexplainable.
--Jack, Cleveland

SG: Just for the record, I tried this with the Sports Gal this week ... she reacted like George Brett in the Pine Tar Game. Highest of high comedy. Somebody needs to film the pilot, "Everybody Hates Jennifer."

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Is this true? If so, why?

TM

Hate her. She is a butterface who has milked her role as that sickly sweet Bailey girlfriend on Po5 about ten years too long.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And this post just confirms your horrible taste. From Linda Cohen to Katie Couric? I bet if Bill Walton, Larry Merchant, Stuart Scott, Linda Cohen, Katie Couric and Andrew Shue were the hosts of a Carnival Cruise, you'd have signed up a long time ago.

It was Elisabeth Shue, and we had a wonderful time.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It was Elisabeth Shue, and we had a wonderful time.

Also on Mr Man's crush list.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would think that the most reaction Jennifer Love Hewitt would inspire among most women is indifference. I don't know anyone who hates her. Although I can't remember ever discussing the subject.

Actually, we should probably just ask Spanky. HE seems to know the feelings and opinions of woman really well.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I hope the Eagles refuse to trade him and then sit him down for the whole season. Don't even let him dress for the games. That would be a thing of beauty. It's actually sad, because TO was truly beloved by Eagles fans at the end of last season, and now I'm pretty solidly certain that he's reviled.

So, giving up on the idea of a repeat trip to the Superbowl, are you?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.

Or you could go to Tempe. Another shithole of a football stadium. Now I know why the SunDevil is the mascot there. You feel like you're in hell. No amount of beer helps.

Just don't wear your colors. Trust me on this.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Julia Roberts is not attractive but her acting is probably not considered universally awful.

Why the Julia hate? She has a wonderful smile. SHe is a homewrecking piece of shit though. Much like Britney and JHo.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Sweet! Can I bedshit with your nutty girlfriend?

I'm not sure I want to see the words "bedshit" and "nutty" in the same sentence.