Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ostriches are a fucking pain in the ass to raise.

That's not how you raise ostriches. Hanks maybe, but not ostriches.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Thinking about it and posting on an anonymous internet chat board for lawyers? Sadly, yes it is, my boy. Sorry.

Uh, I tell my wife about it.

ETA: Everybody wants to bang this chick. She's a real sweet chick in every regard. I know I can't do it, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about it. I'd hope my wife thinks of other men sometimes. If she didn't, I wouldn't feel comfortable living with her, let alone fucking her...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Remember when fringey and Sebby hated each other? Remember when fringey and Wonk hated each other? Ah, good times.

For the good of the board, fringey, pick someone to hate (not me) and let them have it. I take back eveything I've ever said about needing to be nice to people. It is overrated.

For the rec, I never hated Fringey. I fought a lot more when I was angry and crazy. I'm in a better place now.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
For the rec, I never hated Fringey. I fought a lot more when I was angry and crazy. I'm in a better place now.

It wasn't about you hating me. It was about me hating you, jackass, and I so totally did loathe and detest you.

Maybe I'm in a better place now (adjacent to ncs's perfect planet). Maybe you are. Maybe we both are.

Nirvana!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd hope my wife thinks of other men sometimes. If she didn't, I wouldn't feel comfortable living with her, let alone fucking her...

. . . or raising "your" child together?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, I tell my wife about it.

ETA: Everybody wants to bang this chick. She's a real sweet chick in every regard. I know I can't do it, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about it. I'd hope my wife thinks of other men sometimes. If she didn't, I wouldn't feel comfortable living with her, let alone fucking her...

So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is a warier? Does he mean True Warrior? This is incredible to me.

What is "tru"? Why does it matter? He's nuts! Let him revel in his madness.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?

Good of you to step up to the plate, in light of my failure to perform.

That tru warier guy has a website. The record label appears to only have one group.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Good of you to step up to the plate, in light of my failure to perform.

That tru warier guy has a website. The record label appears to only have one group.

The Tru Wariers?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The Tru Wariers?

No. Three women called "Allure." I think it's at www.truwarier.com or something.

Um, you skanky bitch you.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What is "tru"? Why does it matter? He's nuts! Let him revel in his madness.

it explains it on the website. It has something to do with being a warrior who instead of weapons chooses a different spelling to represent going after what you believe in and honoring God.

But my understanding is based on the assumption that the words in his description are, at least for the most part, being spelled and used in their conventional English sense.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
No no no no. It's "fuck off, skank." Or is that only on Fridays?

the truly mean, like fringe, are mean 7 days a week. Trust me, I know, I once was a member of their club.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?

I love first pregnancy husbands predicting how their wife will react to things, especially that he finds someone else attractive right now.

Not to mention that the "drinking lots while she isn't drinking at all" shit has got to hit a wall any day now.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. Three women called "Allure." I think it's at www.truwarier.com or something.

Um, you skanky bitch you.

doesn't wearing an ad violate some rules? can we get the guy suspended some more?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I love first pregnancy husbands predicting how their wife will react to things, especially that he finds someone else attractive right now.

Not to mention that the "drinking lots while she isn't drinking at all" shit has got to hit a wall any day now.

But he's drinking for two. Cut the man some slack. Besides, he's got a designated driver now. That's not something you wanna waste.