Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by bilmore
I was impressed. They did an article about the killer badger, and they cared enough to go to the National Federation of Badger Groups for an informative quote. It's that attention to detail that makes the difference.

I was also struck by the fact that there is an umbrella organization needed to shepherd all of the associations that are telling us that domestication of badgers is ill-advised.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was also struck by the fact that there is an umbrella organization needed to shepherd all of the associations that are telling us that domestication of badgers is ill-advised.

Someone make the obligatory Wisconsin joke and then we can all move on.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was also struck by the fact that there is an umbrella organization needed to shepherd all of the associations that are telling us that domestication of badgers is ill-advised.

Well, in this country, the Simpsons can give us the same information, and it's probably more widely disiminated to the general public.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was also struck by the fact that there is an umbrella organization needed to shepherd all of the associations that are telling us that domestication of badgers is ill-advised.

Ever since the controversy started by the renegade badger groups last June, there has been a clear need for some oversight and guidance. Frankly, this will put a strongly needed sense of direction back into the whole badger movement. It was drifting.

Originally posted by bilmore
I was impressed. They did an article about the killer badger, and they cared enough to go to the National Federation of Badger Groups for an informative quote. It's that attention to detail that makes the difference.

Exactly. It's the BBC. Someone from the New York Times would have stayed home and lied about calling the National Federation of Badger Groups for their comment.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
2

Watts' nipples are allright, but they aren't in the league with the two longest of all time:

Farrah Fawcett - you could lose an eye

Patti Davis (Ronald Reagan's daughter) - Like the treble and bass knobs on your receiver

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Watts' nipples are allright, but they aren't in the league with the two longest of all time:

Farrah Fawcett - you could lose an eye

Patti Davis (Ronald Reagan's daughter) - Like the treble and bass knobs on your receiver

These mushrooms would help you deal with any of those nipples:

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's more because Phil Jackson is the most overrated piece of steaming crap to ever coach a sport. Wow. He won with the absolute best players in the league over and over again. Amazing. He didn't win when Jordan left? Uh...well, that's because he had lent all his Zen bullshit books out that month. Let's see...did he invent the triangle offense that he institutes wherever he goes? Uh...no. Tex Winter did that. And there Tex Winter is, sitting right next to him. Is he an Xs and Os man, who makes the appropriate changes and draws up amazing plays, always staying one step ahead of his counterpart? Uh...hunh unh. He's gone from saying in the final two minutes of a game, "Give it to Jordan and get the fuck out of the way," to "Give it to Kobe and get the fuck out of the way." When his team encounters a rough patch, he calls a time out and then doesn't coach. "What?" you may say. Everytime his team starts playing poorly he "lets them work it out." Ha. Brilliant. I love when Marv Albert points this out as some ingenious coaching move.

Bravo. Well said. Has anyone gotten so far by doing so little?

(Take the obvious response to the Politics Board)

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ironweed
Exactly. It's the BBC. Someone from the New York Times would have stayed home and lied about calling the National Federation of Badger Groups for their comment.

The only thing I know about badgers is they can't resist soft music, candlelight and a pot roast...

Classic Christopher Walken SNL sketch

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
I was impressed. They did an article about the killer badger, and they cared enough to go to the National Federation of Badger Groups for an informative quote.

I just lobbed a call into the International Federation of Wolverine Apologists and their official response was:







(I'm sure you can guess...)







(And I'm sorry, but I have to...)








"Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It's better than the Wold Darts Final, which I caught the other night on ESPN2.

Ouch. That must have hurt.

On to Stanley Cup game 5 haiku

Great White North fans fume
at suspension, but question
who's the next target?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Ouch. That must have hurt.

On to Stanley Cup game 5 haiku

Great White North fans fume
at suspension, but question
who's the next target?

ARe they still playing hockey!?!
When did hockey become a year-round sport?

eta - the ugliest man in football just signed a 1 year K with Dallas. Testaverde and Bill Parcells were reunited Thursday when the quarterback signed a one-year, $1 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys.
Vinnie says “The fire still burns within me."

And...Kurt Warner signs with NY Giants. hahahahaha..The two-time MVP got a two-year contract late Wednesday that will pay him a minimum of $3.5 million this year. Have fun with that one.

[NotFromHere]

Swimsuit models have forgotten how to pose.
I like this suit, but it makes her thighs look like twigs.

This one makes you look like you have scoliosis.

This one has an oddly placed flower.

And this one makes you look like a big ole slut

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Watts' nipples are allright, but they aren't in the league with the two longest of all time:

Farrah Fawcett - you could lose an eye

DISSENT!!!

[and I've also seen those Playboy photos you refer to]

[Not Me]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I like this suit, but it makes her thighs look like twigs.

her thighs are twigs. No pose could make them look otherwise.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And this one makes you look like a big ole slut

Bad implants. Too far apart.