Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
No you wouldn't. It'd just make you more sure of yourself, which in turn would affect your speech and behavior in various ways. And you might send a picture of it to leagl or her successor so as to show off.

Dick size affecting speech? Can I trouble you for an explanation? Is there a chart? I want to make sure I'm using the proper dialect.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dick size affecting speech? Can I trouble you for an explanation? Is there a chart? I want to make sure I'm using the proper dialect.

Do you notice how I post in short declaritive sentences? I just feel Res Ipsa Loquitur. Contrast- you and mmmmm always have long posts.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't sing. I don't even get this.

I fudge 5-10 lbs. Not sure why, since even knocking off those lbs I'm clearly a fattie, based on height. Though other than nurses, people frequently don't believe I weigh what I weigh. And it's not due to any muscley-ness, so I don't know where it comes from.

Interesting.

I weigh more than people think I do, and I don't know what I attribute it to. Strangely, the mother of one of my older son's classmates is a STICK FIGURE (except for her huge TITS). She is really, really thin. I was saying how I wanted to lose a few pounds, and she was saying "Oh, why? (yadda yadda)" to which I responded - "easy for you to say" (or some such thing). Anyway, in this conversation, she told me she weighs about 125 -- and I was floored. I mean, that's what I weigh when I'm in mid-season form, but there's NO WAY I'm that stick-figureish. No way, no how. And I'm taller than she is. WTF?

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Good idea to bring it up at a meeting. Once you rule out your crack-whore girlfriend* as the culprit.

*I was going to use the less offensive "cokehead" but I'm a slave to exaggeration.

"Crack is wack. Poor people do crack! Bobby and I only use coke!"

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I listened to "Clocks" on the way in to work today. I felt dirty... like I'd been fondling myself on the train.

But its so damn catchy.

That said, I will not be buying any Coldplay album.*

* Bought Clocks off Itunes.

Catchy? Really?


Huh.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Good idea to bring it up at a meeting. Once you rule out your crack-whore girlfriend* as the culprit.




*I was going to use the less offensive "cokehead" but I'm a slave to exaggeration.

She's wearing the GPS underwear now, so that shouldn't be a problem.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
Catchy? Really?


Huh.

Speaking of,

I didn't know Flower worked for the NY Times

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Have you gotten so old and ornery that you can't even recognize a tribute post when you see one, doofus?

Yez.

(If, by 'ornery' you mean 'hornery.')

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you notice how I post in short declaritive sentences? I just feel Res Ipsa Loquitur. Contrast- you and mmmmm always have long posts.

Exactly.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Meanwhile, Frank Black is white

That is strange, because as I've heard him tell it, Biggie is the black Frank White.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dtb
Catchy? Really?

Huh.

Its also one of those strange melodies that really grabs you and makes you feel like you should do something important. I feel like I ought to go write a book, or sail somewhere. Certain songs have that effect on me. Like, if I listen to Heard it Through the Grapevine, I feel like I should do something sinister. If I hear Ain't Wasting Time No More I think I should be high. If I hear Fortunate Son, I want to shoot somebody (I won't write his name here, because "they're" using the Carnivore internet trawler to spy on on us). The worst is Van Halen's When Love Walks In. I hooked up with a chick at the beach while this was playing once when I was very very young and now, whenever I hear it, I'm reminded of the beach (and the first time I saw a bikini line up close). But I can't listen to the song because its unbearable.

[Walter Sobchak]

ThurgreedMarshall
That is strange, because as I've heard him tell it, Biggie is the black Frank White.

TM

I guess this makes you the new Big Pun?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its also one of those strange melodies that really grabs you and makes you feel like you should do something important. I feel like I ought to go write a book, or sail somewhere. Certain songs have that effect on me. Like, if I listen to Heard it Through the Grapevine, I feel like I should do something sinister. If I hear Ain't Wasting Time No More I think I should be high. If I hear Fortunate Son, I want to shoot somebody (I won't write his name here, because "they're" using the Carnivore internet trawler to spy on on us). The worst is Van Halen's When Love Walks In. I hooked up with a chick at the beach while this was playing once when I was very very young and now, whenever I hear it, I'm reminded of the beach (and the first time I saw a bikini line up close). But I can't listen to the song because its unbearable.

I'm the same way. Whenever I hear Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2, I want to wave a flag and be important. Whenever I hear the theme from Chariots of Fire, I want to run in slow motion. Whenever I hear I Wanna Get High by Cypress Hill, I want to get high. When I hear Hey Mickey, I always want to do cheerleader moves. It's weird . . . .

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm the same way. Whenever I hear Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2, I want to wave a flag and be important. Whenever I hear the theme from Chariots of Fire, I want to run in slow motion. Whenever I hear I Wanna Get High by Cypress Hill, I want to get high. When I hear Hey Mickey, I always want to do cheerleader moves. It's weird . . . .

What does Melt Banana make you want to do?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Exactly.

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