[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by The International Male
Yes, my Americain friend! And it is not just the silky-bottomed Japanese womans who crave it. The International Male's element has been wielded in the face of a world of womans, from the nipple-stiff gnomettes of Iceland to the sexual-eating Taheetian quivering goddesses that seem as if to step directly out of a Gogain painting (a painter who is liked only by the most sophisticated of peoples) and whose buttocks are possessed with a spirit that makes them tremble and ripple like a burlap sack of puppies sinking to the river’s bottom.

But you do have a point that the Japaneses are especially prone to TIM's hulking loverthoughts. Believe it or not, a Japanese woman almost broke my heart with her longings!! Just last week, I was ordering a Japanese delicacy called a “beef bowl” at a 3-star Michelin Japanese restaurant called YO SHIN OYA (not the tire company, for you flat headed Americains out there!!!), and as the buttery thick Japanese nymph behind the counter turned to fetch my goormand’s dish from the kitchen, I could sense her deep and mystical far-east orient longings reach out to my maddingly pulsing element, as if trying to stretch it across the fancy stainless steel counter and establish a throbbing flesh bridge between us that would unite the east and the west in the most passionate yet intelligent ways.

But the Japanese womans are shy in a very sexxy way, and as she handed me my food, I knew that I would come back when fewer patrons were around. Japanese womans prize privacy among all other things, second to unbridleded mouthlust. I looked at the name tag – almost illegible from all of her shivering with honorable yet hungering restraint – turned around, and walked out the door, trying to remember the foreign letters on her nametag: “Rosa Gutierrez.” I will always remember her as the Japanese one that got away.

Look at ME!!:

I preferred the International Male when he didn't have a cleft chin (i.e., the butt chin).

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2 on the second clause.

But, Ty, what's with the no sisters stuff? Weren't we reading about her sexual peccadilloes on the pages of McSweeney's just a few months ago?

I have both brothers and sisters, but my interactions with both transcend the electronic. If I were to have had a brother and sister whom I'd never met IRL, but with whom I had corresponded over the internet for years, I would like to think that I would feel no less fondly towards them than I do towards balt and RT. Sorry that my grammar was unclear.

And I think you're confusing my sister and Chuck Norris, NTTAWWT.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but do you want one of those chicks who only wants a guy she thinks she might not be able to get or is in huge demand? I couldn’t do much else but hate fuck a chick like that, NTTAWHF.

No no no. This is just so he can get some hand back. If you're doing this as a way to pick up chicks, you're doomed (even though it would probably work here and there).

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by The International Male
Look at ME!!:

That is the most beautiful leather jacket I have ever seen.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I have both brothers and sisters, but my interactions with both transcend the electronic. If I were to have had a brother and sister whom I'd never met IRL, but with whom I had corresponded over the internet for years, I would like to think that I would feel no less fondly towards them than I do towards balt and RT. Sorry that my grammar was unclear.

And I think you're confusing my sister and Chuck Norris, NTTAWWT.

Didn't Hank date one of your sisters (or brothers, nttawwt)?

[ltl/fb]

The nice doctor gave me muscle relaxants which may cause nausea or irritability, and I bought an Ace hot & cold compression wrap which I will use after lunch. It is reheatable.

I'm sure you are all thrilled.

ETA and the Audrey-Tatou-esque doctor (my regular one is on vacation) seemed very sympathetic and said not to not move my neck.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

It's really fucking funny today.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by The International Male
But you do have a point that the Japaneses are especially prone to TIM's hulking loverthoughts.

You're a true poet. Sebby aspires to your skill with the words.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Didn't Hank date one of your sisters (or brothers, nttawwt)?

1 date only, But it was with both sisters.

helpful hint- You can both for time and a half Tuesday through thursday.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I really enjoyed Little Children as one of my summer reads last summer. Haven't read Perotta's other books. I should pick them up, NotBob?

sunny, Little Children is a great easy, fun read that no one will look down upon in the airport. I suggested it to b_n_b last summer, but she probably never took my advice. All about middle class, suburban angst. She might relate even more to it now.

Not exactly what Sunny is looking for, but I just read a book called Magnetic Field(s), by Ron Loewinsohn, and totally recommend it. It's a novel that starts from the point of view of a house burglar, shifts to the point of view of the owner of one of the houses he robs, a composer, works in the story of the family whose house he's subletting for a summer, and then ends with the story of his friend, who's having an affair. Along the way, a bunch of images and ideas recur in odd ways. Not a slog to read at all -- it only took a few hours to get through. I didn't know anything about the book or the author at all. It just jumped into my arms at the bookstore. It's ~20 years old, but didn't seem dated to me.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I have both brothers and sisters, but my interactions with both transcend the electronic. If I were to have had a brother and sister whom I'd never met IRL, but with whom I had corresponded over the internet for years, I would like to think that I would feel no less fondly towards them than I do towards balt and RT. Sorry that my grammar was unclear.

And I think you're confusing my sister and Chuck Norris, NTTAWWT.

I kind of resent how squicky you're making this.

Not that we didn't start it, but still.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's really fucking funny today.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Two things:

(1) I may have mentioned (ten or twelve thousand times) that I own the gofugyourself.com t-shirt, which elicits many a remark if I wear it outside the house. What I didn't know is that I'm one of a lucky few! Apparently, you can't get them anymore. I rule.

(2) Do you think the reference to "grade nine" outs these gals as Canadian?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The nice doctor gave me muscle relaxants which may cause nausea or irritability, and I bought an Ace hot & cold compression wrap which I will use after lunch.

Which is what?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Didn't Hank date one of your sisters (or brothers, nttawwt)?

You, too, are confusing my sister and Chuck Norris, NTTAWWT.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by dtb
(2) Do you think the reference to "grade nine" outs these gals as Canadian?

I wondered the same thing when I read it. The plot thickens.