Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Also, nothing against Str8, but TF had a very distinct writing style that was very different from his, and that I just don't think he could maintain.

I am not sure if you are aware of where Str8 went to school.

Damn. STP.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What does lovin' Ty have to do with all this?

Shh. Sometimes the subtext is better as subtext than text.

[dtb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The fight has been running for three days. It doesn'ta ppear y'all have completely dropped it yet.

So suck it. Softly, and run your tongue around the head as you pull back.

Bitch.

Well, all this talk of ass fucking and cock sucking has really made me want to go study some federal procedure rules.

Thanks, folks!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Penn Jillette has a patent for a spa for masturbation.

The Abstract:

"A spa of a type including a tub for holding water and a user, in particular, a female user. The spa has a seat for supporting the female user in a seated position, a circulation pump having an inlet connected to the tub for drawing water from the tub, and an outlet connected to the tub for discharging the drawn water back to the tub. A discharge nozzle is located within the tub and connected to the outlet, mounted to the seat so that the discharged water from the circulation pump automatically aligns with and is directed to stimulation points (e.g., the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat."

spree: link to USPTO archive.

all these comedians, all these bathing inventions

I love this Country!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You were very much outdone on this one, Hank.

Hank 0 SS 1

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Brett Hull.

I used to despise Brett Hull until I learned that the only reason he didn't play for Canada was because he wasn't good enough to make the team. Then I felt bad for him. While I was in the hating stage, my ex-husband bought me a big poster of him and I threw darts at it. He can be very thoughtful.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The fight has been running for three days. It doesn'ta ppear y'all have completely dropped it yet.

So suck it. Softly, and run your tongue around the head as you pull back.

Bitch.

As of now, I am giving up fellatio, unsolicited or otherwise, giving or receiving. Period. It used to be such a beautiful thing. And now it just seems . . . creepy.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Adder
No one would actually do that, would they?

Atticus calls bullshit later on down the line, but she explains how she did it.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Atticus calls bullshit later on down the line, but she explains how she did it.

We seemed a lot more interesting in 2003. Sigh. Maybe I'll just reread those threads instead of checking up on progress on this board.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm abivalent about getting fucked in the ass.

Coffee?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by taxwonk
<yawn>

You should get some rest. Maybe take a nap?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Penn Jillette has a patent for a spa for masturbation.

The Abstract:

"A spa of a type including a tub for holding water and a user, in particular, a female user. The spa has a seat for supporting the female user in a seated position, a circulation pump having an inlet connected to the tub for drawing water from the tub, and an outlet connected to the tub for discharging the drawn water back to the tub. A discharge nozzle is located within the tub and connected to the outlet, mounted to the seat so that the discharged water from the circulation pump automatically aligns with and is directed to stimulation points (e.g., the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat."

spree: link to USPTO archive.

Huh. I started reading "A Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis" last night, and they talked about the sedina stercoraria:

This object, which resembled an ancient commode, was designed so that when the newly elected Pope sat on it, his testicles would descend through a specially placed hole, where their existence could be verified by a cardinal specially chosen for the task.

Apparently, the chair is necessary thanks to a cross dressing woman who briefly ruled as Pope John VII.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, all this talk of ass fucking and cock sucking has really made me want to go study some federal procedure rules.

Thanks, folks!

How did it descend to this level when the conversation began with talk of interesting and offbeat fetishes?

Maybe we can get Spanky to tell us about how he hires underage hookers to read him Adam Smith, or get Sebby to talk a little more about his necrophilia. Sodomy is boring.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Huh. I started reading "A Mind of Its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis" last night, and they talked about the sedina stercoraria: Apparently, the chair is necessary thanks to a cross dressing woman who briefly ruled as Pope John VII.

You know, I had high hopes for that quote, and then it just HAD to be a Cardinal under there.

Then again, I guess it probably wouldn't have fancy latin name if it was there for the sexual pleasure of the Pope.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No one is going to comment about how hot the 30 Rock chick is?

What's to say? She's good looking, but based on the photos you put up, she looks like the typical good looking tv-blonde. Maybe a little better.



I'd rather spend some time with those Colombian chicks.

TM