Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 291

Not Me · 12-05-2003, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Take a walk in the sun. They totally fucked up when the put the stress of the holidays on us when there's the least amount of sunlight in the day. Go charge up your melotonin.

Hmmmm. Melatonin release is triggered by darkness (and suppressed by light) and induces sleep.

Perhaps you meant melanin. However red/golden/brown/black that may make your skin, melanin does little to affect mood.

Perhaps you meant seratonin, which affects mood, and which some have postulated (although never proven) may be associated with sunlight exposure.

Or perhaps your head is up your know-nothing ass again and you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

Atticus Grinch · 12-05-2003, 03:36 PM

The offending photo in my old post has now been deleted and I must rely on others' descriptions of it. I gather that it involved a busty woman, some baby oil, and a dwarf giving the camera the finger. Yes?

This being the case, I conclude that I linked to a topical, non-obscene photo on a website hosted by a person who didn't appreciate the bandwidth-depleting aspect of having his photo linked, so he replaced the file with something that communicated his displeasure with subtlety and grace and gave it the same filename and path.

Please accept my assurances that the photo was not obscene when it was first posted. However, the webmaster who performed the linky-switcheroo is now my hero.

NotFromHere · 12-05-2003, 03:40 PM

This is even stupider than driving with your dog on your lap.
Perhaps they should also have tested her for drugs because she must have been high.

RAVENNA, Ohio, Dec. 5 — A woman who nursed her infant while driving 65 mph on the Ohio Turnpike was sentenced Thursday to three months of house arrest for violating child-restraint laws.
smoking the crack

Edited to add that actually I left out the most stupider part of the story...Donkers said her husband ordered her by cell phone to breast-feed their 7-month-old daughter to save time while she drove on the turnpike May 8.

Donkers testified she did nothing wrong because the couple’s religious beliefs require her to follow her husband’s directives. They belong to (cult) the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty.

bold_n_brazen · 12-05-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Getting into a flame war with an idiot is not as efficacious as getting into a flame war with a non-idiot. Now go jog the stairs while eating chocolate and chugging a bottle of rum.

I've concluded that I will skip the jogging and go directly to chocolate and martinis.

Replaced_Texan · 12-05-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
You can find them at www.milesofchocolate.com . They are currently selling at whole foods in the southwest.

It's the single best dessert I have ever eaten. Well worth the $51. Better still if someone else has procured it for you.

It occurs to me, e/o, that we could probably go ahead and become MoC dealers to our friends in those parts of the country that are not blessed with a ready supply. I wonder what a reasonable mark-up would be?

12-05-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I don't know why but today I fell like I could burst into tears in a heartbeat.

Any advice?

In my experience, there is little in this world that can't be helped by a nice nap.

-T(perfected the art of sleeping while appearing to be embroiled in a fascinating law review article long ago)L

Not Me · 12-05-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This is even stupider than driving with your dog on your lap.
Perhaps they should also have tested her for drugs because she must have been high.

RAVENNA, Ohio, Dec. 5 — A woman who nursed her infant while driving 65 mph on the Ohio Turnpike was sentenced Thursday to three months of house arrest for violating child-restraint laws.
smoking the crack

I posted that on the Politics Board along with a Potty Parity article. So is this the right board for this kind of stuff? And if so, why is this the wrong board for a rant about Tiger's really, really, really white looking fiance?

ThrashersFan · 12-05-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
The only regifting I ever, ever do goes on with my sisters.

My mother, sister and I generally did not wait until the next year to regift -- we simply swapped the presents my father bought each of us. One year I liked the jacket my mom got, she liked the sweater my sister got and my sister liked whatever it was that I got (I cannot recall now) so I swapped with sis and then with mother and we were all happy. Daddy got over it -- he lived with three women and just learned to get over things like that.

Flinty_McFlint · 12-05-2003, 03:46 PM

I don't have much energy today either. I'll just cut to the chase...fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, hi e/o, fuck you, fuck you, sup man, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Hope I didn't miss anyone.

Alex_de_Large · 12-05-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds Dr. Octagon, Dr. Octagonecologyst

One of my all-time favorites.

evenodds · 12-05-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It occurs to me, e/o, that we could probably go ahead and become MoC dealers to our friends in those parts of the country that are not blessed with a ready supply. I wonder what a reasonable mark-up would be?

40% plus shipping.

My original thought was 200% because we need to offset our therapy costs for the guilt over making the fb fat and happy. Then I thought that might be too much money for people to enjoy the miles of chocolate and replace their wardrobes after becoming fat and happy.

We might ship BnB some gratis, stat, since she needs the happy sooner than others.

str8outavannuys · 12-05-2003, 03:47 PM

So there's a Simpsons episode that starts with the family at a terrible Zorro movie (that inspires Homer to start challenging everyone to a duel in order to get his way).

The credits for the movie are as follows:

Zorro -- John Byner
Robot Zorro Shawn Wayans
Mrs. Zorro: Rita Rudner
Scarlet Pimpernell: Curtis "Booger" Armstrong
King Arthur: Cheech Marin
Man in the Iron Mask: Gina Gershon
Wise Nun: Posh Spice
Stupid Nun: Meryl Streep
Time Traveller #1: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Orangutan at Dance: "Puddles"
Gay-seeming Prince: Spaulding Gray
Man Beating Mule: Eric Roberts
Mule Beating Man: "Gus"
Hiccuping Narrator: Pele
President Van Buren: Robert Evans
Voice of Magic Taco: James Earl Jones

The Producers would like to thank:
Film Board of Canada
The Philadelphia Flyers
Makers of Whip Balm
Robert Guccione
Teamsters Pension Fund
AAABest Bail Bonds
Mr. and Mrs. Curtis "Booger" Armstrong.

taxwonk · 12-05-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I seem to be the only one who thinks that people are losing their minds when it comes to their kids.

We need to examine the definition of "needs" when it comes to our kids. I think most everyone confuses things that they want or things that are nice and what we wished we had when we were kids, with what kids actually need.

People are stupid.

TM

See. You really aren't as dumb as everybody says you are. I'm proud of you Skinny. Word.

Not Me · 12-05-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
They belong to (cult) the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty.

Can someone tell me how to tell when a group is a cult, like apparently NotFromHere thinks the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignity is, and when it is a religion? Does it have to do with the total number of people who belong to the group or is there some other way to tell?

evenodds · 12-05-2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
I posted that on the Politics Board along with a Potty Parity article. So is this the right board for this kind of stuff? And if so, why is this the wrong board for a rant about Tiger's really, really, really white looking fiance?

Please post everything to the PB and the BB.

Thanks so much!