Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
chicken and porn are a better combo?

Chicken, pizza, all works the same for self-lubrication.

[Atticus Grinch]

My wife is watching an old West Wing on Tivo right now. The Christmas one with the Whiffenpoofs.

I hate hate hate* the fucking Whiffenpoofs. I hate them with an irrational passion. I hate them with the fire of a thousand burning suns, if those suns are suns of pure hatred. If you were a Whiffenpoof or are close to someone who was or is, I hate you, too, even if you are a nice person. It is my life's ambition to kill a Whiffenpoof with my bare hands.

*Not a link.

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Pretty cool. I've gone to 25 states, but only 9 foreign countries. I really need to get out more.

Personally, I think you should reverse which phrase the "only" precedes, but that's probably just b/c I despise long-distance travel and have a skewed perspective from most.

And AdL's stats obviously shocked me even more:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Cool. 33 countries, 27 states.

Myself: 40 states, 2 foreign countries (the least foreign, that is)

I am missing Alasksa; a few states in the PNW & northern Rockies, which I will rectify soon; and a handful of itty bitty northeastern states.

Of course, I am also a fucking former military brat that has lived in 9 states, and all four time zones in the lower 48, so that inflates my domestic travel stats quite a bit. I actually told myself once that I would visit all 50 states before traveling to Europe... I thought I was kidding, but perhaps not!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake
Chicken, pizza, all works the same for self-lubrication.

Perhaps. But the line, "Hey, did somebody order a chicken?" just doesn't seem to work very well.

[pretermitted_child]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
My wife is watching an old West Wing on Tivo right now. The Christmas one with the Whiffenpoofs.

I hate hate hate* the fucking Whiffenpoofs. I hate them with an irrational passion. I hate them with the fire of a thousand burning suns, if those suns are suns of pure hatred. If you were a Whiffenpoof or are close to someone who was or is, I hate you, too, even if you are a nice person. It is my life's ambition to kill a Whiffenpoof with my bare hands.

*Not a link.

They can't possibly be more annoying and pretentious than the Din & Tonics.

[Grandmaster Shake]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Perhaps. But the line, "Hey, did somebody order a chicken?" just doesn't seem to work very well.

Quite true, but have you ever heard of anyone choking their pizza?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Fringe
Pizza and porn, why not Chicken and porn

Originally posted by Dave
I'm not in the know, but that could be the title of the next Ludacris album.

Be careful Dave. This was the title of a Comedy Central movie.

Fringe- Pizza at porn store? No. Chicken? No.
Warm apple pie? Baked melon or squash? Maybe.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Fugee
If he was up in Tower, Cook or Embarass, MN, it might crystallize in the air. The air temp (not windchill) could hit -50 tonight. the weather people up there like to throw cups of hot coffee up into the air and watch it crystallize before it hits the ground.

Buy if he peed into the wind down here in Mpls. (wind chill -35 to -45), it just might freeze all the way up the spigot.

The heating bill for the Manor this month is going to be brutal.

apropos of this entire discussion - http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html

public urination is apparently a problem in the area PLF frequents. and lowering the temperatures to unliveable levels has not done the trick?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Grandmaster Shake And AdL's stats obviously shocked me even more:

I was fortunate to have lived and traveled abroad quite a bit. Conversely, my map of the US on the site had a gaping hole of yellow in the middle., hence only 27 states.

[leagleaze]

Wanna do a superbowl bet thing? We could all pick scores and whomever gets the closest to the final score, without going over wins, oh let's say a 25 dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com

Y'all interested?

If you are, I'll set up a separate board for it. Numbers will have to be picked on a first come first serve basis.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Wanna do a superbowl bet thing? We could all pick scores and whomever gets the closest to the final score, without going over wins, oh let's say a 25 dollar gift certificate to Amazon.com

Y'all interested?

If you are, I'll set up a separate board for it. Numbers will have to be picked on a first come first serve basis.

I take all combinations of 7 and 3. I am preparing a table, but take this as a reservation of all number combinations that will be developed based upon the above.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I take all combinations of 7 and 3. I am preparing a table, but take this as a reservation of all number combinations that will be developed based upon the above.

One number for each team ya moron.

That's all you get. One guess.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by leagleaze
One number for each team ya moron.

That's all you get. One guess.

Just because I liked that one book cover doesn't mean I like domination. But whatever. Get ready for about 50 new socks. I'm having my secretary hold all calls.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Has anyone been to Graceland? Am I nuts for wanting to go there and laugh at people?

Rather than go to Italy for a couple of weeks for his 30th birthday, my brother wanted to build a trip around going to Graceland to laugh at people.

We finally got our itinerary to Graceland, Vegas, New Orleans over the course of a week, when his stupid job interfered. It's still on our trip list.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html

public urination is apparently a problem in the area PLF frequents. and lowering the temperatures to unliveable levels has not done the trick?

As cold as it has been, wouldn't this be dangerous?

I think I should do a little experiment and tell you if the freeze travels up into my urethra.