Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Not Bob

You are a fucking moron.

Damn. Who knew that it took a dig at Bruce Springsteen to release Nicey-Nice's inner rage?

And I'm a little late to the party on this one, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to Str8 for actually backing a Constantine AI win with real money. I hope your child has to go to a public university now.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Nice teddy bear:

Holy shit. I don't even know what to say.

Wait. Yes, I do.

The guy who is planning on marrying this woman, will get what he deserves. None of this could have been a surprise. From the Deer-in-the-Headlights look, to the Run-to-Mexico-to-send-your-fiance-a-somewhat-large-signal to needing-the-comfort-of-a-teddy-bear-as-the-police-lead-you-back-to-reality-of-your-life-covered-in-a-blanket-not-because-you're-trying-to-hide-your-identity-since-your-insane-in-the-membrane-face-has-been-posted-all-over-the-country-but-because-you-don't-want-to-see-anyone-else's-reaction-to-your-guilty-looney-face, everyone who knows her can't possibly be surprised. Normal people don't act like this. When normal people run, they stay gone. Her husband isn't surprised by this and worse yet, he wants someone who will be completely (i) dependent on him and (ii) in debt to him for taking her crazy ass in. Question is, when she flips out and kills the baby and tosses it in the garbage disposal during her bout with post-pardum depression and he finds her rocking back and forth in the crib, blanky over her head, holding a bloody knife and cradling that same teddy bear, will he act surprised?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In no order:

American Pie
That song by ELP that starts out "Welcome my friends to the show that never ends..."
Roundabout
"Bottle of Red, Bottle of White..."
Thunder Road
Fire on the Mountain
"I Will Remember You..."
Song from Dawson's Creek
(In fact, everything by that Sarah McLaughlin chick)
Loose Lucy
Ramblin Man
The Eagles' entire catalogue
Bohemian Rhapsody (campiness expired a decade ago, yet still played)

FYI, I'm going commando today. Ran out of undies. The whites.

You do this every day? I'm still not a fan.

JERRY: "Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys.."

ELAINE: "Eeaawww..."

JERRY: "The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine..."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by TM
Holy shit. I don't even know what to say.

Wait. Yes, I do.

The guy who is planning on marrying this woman, will get what he deserves. None of this could have been a surprise. From the Deer-in-the-Headlights look, to the Run-to-Mexico-to-send-your-fiance-a-somewhat-large-signal to needing-the-comfort-of-a-teddy-bear-as-the-police-lead-you-back-to-reality-of-your-life-covered-in-a-blanket-not-because-you're-trying-to-hide-your-identity-since-your-insane-in-the-membrane-face-has-been-posted-all-over-the-country-but-because-you-don't-want-to-see-anyone-else's-reaction-to-your-guilty-looney-face, everyone who knows her can't possibly be surprised. Normal people don't act like this. When normal people run, they stay gone. Her husband isn't surprised by this and worse yet, he wants someone who will be completely (i) dependent on him and (ii) in debt to him for taking her crazy ass in. Question is, when she flips out and kills the baby and tosses it in the garbage disposal during her bout with post-pardum depression and he finds her rocking back and forth in the crib, blanky over her head, holding a bloody knife and cradling that same teddy bear, will he act surprised?

TM

news reports say they are both saving themselves for marriage. if you are a guy in his 30's who is saving himself, and your wedding is in a few days and you've been thinking about FINALLY seeing what all the fuss is about, and you know good christians court for a few years, so if you move on you're back into "at least a few years until you get pussy" mode, maybe you'd take her back too.

they were living together platonically. don't try and apply normal logic to them.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thurgreed. what is the report on Sequels?

I don't want to say. I owe him that much. Let's just say she's a handful.*

TM

*Or let's just say I didn't meet her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
A colleague is about to leave on an extended vacation to Italy. Since I am covering her caseload for her, she has offered to bring back something for me. I'm feeling unimaginative; what should I ask for?

Tod's shoes, if you like that sort of thing. They have a different selection over there. It'll cost her a pretty Euro, but fuck her for taking a long vacation.

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Did someone steal your login?

My bad -- I talked him into dropping the F-Bomb.

Sebby and Not Bob have been debating Bruce for approximately 5 years. Sebby thinks that Bruce's odes to Wendy, cars, and factory jobs are trite and repetitive. Not Bob thinks that Sebby drank too much Everclear and Fanta root beer as a pledge, and that anyone who praises a 27 minute drum solo off of a Grateful Dead bootleg tape can never say that anything is repetitive.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, Public Enemy?

The Goats.

TM

[Not Bob's Id]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Damn. Who knew that it took a dig at Bruce Springsteen to release Nicey-Nice's inner rage?

Remember that night in my brother's car? Your body tanned and wet down at the resovoir.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
Remember that night in my brother's car? Your body tanned and wet down at the resovoir.

The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your back
Sweat's running down your neck
Heated couplings in the sun
(Or is that untrue?)
Colder couplings in the night
(Never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In no order:


Thunder Road

Quite possibly my favorite song ever.

ETA: Uh, I guess I should have STPed. 2 to everyone who defended it.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
A few thoughts:

Thunder Road? You are a fucking moron. I know you hate Bruce, but Jesus. There are other songs more stereotypically Bruce. If you had said Born to Run, I wouldn't be pissed at you. But Thunder Road? That song really is poetic in how it sets a time and place.

Overplayed doesn't equal bad.

You needed to date girls who weren't in sororities to appreciate chick singer-songwriters. Your loss.

How can someone love Bob Dylan and not love Thunder Road? It's like a fucking homage.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I hate to sound like Barkley, but...

"Ginobliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Boy's got game.

He does. If he stopped acting like a little bitch, he'd be my favorite player and I'd buy his jersey and love him forever. But he flops around trying to draw phantom calls. He's better than that.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Quite possibly my favorite song ever.

ETA: Uh, I guess I should have STPed. 2 to everyone who defended it.

Growing up in NJ in the 80's I got sick of hearing Bruce on the radio all the time. All. The . Fucking. Time. However, I love Thunder Road. Not quite my favorite song of all time, that honor goes to Naive Melody by the Talking Heads, but it's definitely in the Top 5.

On another note, Tom Cruise just wants to help people.

[Hank Chinaski]

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