Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What does Melt Banana make you want to do?

Fuck.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dick size affecting speech?

Sometimes it is hard to talk with a big dick in your mouth.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think the Counting Crows are the most pretentious, untalented pile of garbage vomitted onto rock radio in the last decade. What kind of a band puts out a double live record as its third release? Their singer is a buffoon. The fake wail, the dreadlocks, the overwraught Bob Dylan-meets-the-Samples lyrics. Shit, from start to finish. I have been forced to listen to that shit band by each every one of my wife's friends, and some of my own. They're the only band I actually shut off in front of the listener and openly ridicule people about. If I could, I'd throw out the goddamned cds. I'll listen to Phish, Coldplay, disco, bad 80s music, anything.... But never, ever, will I endure a CC song.

Its like they let some bloated high school student who'd listened to American Prayer and Blood on the Tracks a few dozen too many times front a bar band.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to assorting my comic books... We open in ten minutes.

I love you.

I think I can put it more succinctly:

Adam Durwitz is a fat ugly talentless fuck.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fuck.

Don't date him girls. He's a machine gun.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fuck.

What does Fuck the Police make you want to do?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm the same way. Whenever I hear Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2, I want to wave a flag and be important. Whenever I hear the theme from Chariots of Fire, I want to run in slow motion. Whenever I hear I Wanna Get High by Cypress Hill, I want to get high. When I hear Hey Mickey, I always want to do cheerleader moves. It's weird . . . .

Presently in my cd changer:

Blizzard of Oz
Judas Priest's Greatest Hits
Beach Boys' Endless Summer
The White Album (both discs)

Have you heard the new audiobook of Catcher in the Rye? Leonard Cohen really nails it.

[robustpuppy]

No spoilers, really. I thought it was a bit of a snoooooze.





















Only the fantasy sequences were mildly interesting. David's surrogate mom beauty pageant and Brenda's guilt-ridden examination of paigow's paradise/me condundrum through her conversation with Lisa contained some interesting, if unoriginal, commentary. Lisa had the best lines in the whole show -- "all that anonymous cock" was funny and mean, and I thought the line about her brother in law -- "that was more of a spiritual thing" -- was delivered brilliantly. Other than that, the only other part I enjoyed was the scene where Nate and David said that Claire really knew how to pick 'em.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What does Fuck the Police make you want to do?

Cry.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I love you.

I think I can put it more succinctly:

Adam Durwitz is a fat ugly talentless fuck.

At an airport, I once overheard a couple of post-college frat boy lunk head types who were actually traveling to Counting Crows shows. WTF? Why would anybody do that?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Presently in my cd changer:

Blizzard of Oz
Judas Priest's Greatest Hits
Beach Boys' Endless Summer
The White Album (both discs)

Have you heard the new audiobook of Catcher in the Rye? Leonard Cohen really nails it.

I am currently listening to Acme by the JSBX (Do you wanna get heavy?), and before that I was listening to the Rough Guide to the Music of Sudan. Speaking of the Sudan, I know in my mind that it is wrong to like ultraviolent bands of camel-riding, raping and pillaging desert militia, but for some reason my heart refuses to let me hate the Janjaweed.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What does Fuck the Police make you want to do?

I'd do Sting.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"I'm much, much less attractive, engaging and cool than people on the board who've met me usually post that I am."

It must be your spirit.



Yeah, feeble, but I've been off my game for months at and least I'm trying.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd do Sting.

I thought he just liked to watch.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd do Sting.

There is your first mistake. He is into some tantric meditation thing, which means he can fuck for, like, fourteen hours without coming. You'd get so bored you would eventually resort to talking to him just to pass the time, and Sting is one boring-ass motherfucking blowhard.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
At an airport, I once overheard a couple of post-college frat boy lunk head types who were actually traveling to Counting Crows shows. WTF? Why would anybody do that?

If you came into my frat with a CC type cd and dared put it on the basement stereo, it was smashed. Don't blame bad taste in music on fraternities.