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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You, too, are confusing my sister and Chuck Norris, NTTAWWT.

That would explain the man hands, but whoever it was kissed you mom as he/she left your house when I picked them up.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I kind of resent how squicky you're making this.

Not that we didn't start it, but still.

The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
. . . I own the gofugyourself.com t-shirt, which illicits many a remark if I wear it outside the house. . . .

In case of emergency, break glass

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth

And, if or when it breaks down, not then either.

In the meantime, mazel tov.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That would explain the man hands, but whoever it was kissed you mom as he/she left your house when I picked them up.

Not many people here know that my step-father is a TV celebrity, and I try to keep it that way. Hush up, now.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

I think RT and balt are cute.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

It is a tough situation. Fraught with perils. I've found that what works out best is if one person ignores the boards for the most part until summoned to them for some reason or another. If you are the person with custody of the boards, then you get to speak somewhat freely, though some speech is still surpressed (because of fear of the unexpected drop-by).

RT, whatever you do, don't point out to the board that it was balt who wanted to watch the show about Teddy Bears. that goes over not so well in my experience.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
In case of emergency, break glass

Damn you, Burger!



PS. Thank you. You were always my favorite.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

Still, the incest thing is going a little far.

Not that I'd expect less.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is a tough situation. Fraught with perils. I've found that what works out best is if one person ignores the boards for the most part until summoned to them for some reason or another. If you are the person with custody of the boards, then you get to speak somewhat freely, though some speech is still surpressed (because of fear of the unexpected drop-by).

RT, whatever you do, don't point out to the board that it was balt who wanted to watch the show about Teddy Bears. that goes over not so well in my experience.

Well, this isn't my first experience with this sort of thing, and I've found that things tend to cool down soon enough. I'll be happy to leave all the mushy stuff from now on to e-mail and PMs with balt (ccing Shape Shifter, who finds it cute for some reason).

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, this isn't my first experience with this sort of thing, and I've found that things tend to cool down soon enough. I'll be happy to leave all the mushy stuff from now on to e-mail and PMs with balt (ccing Shape Shifter, who finds it cute for some reason).

nfh and I have been dating for awhile now, and we've never shown any hint- oh and Atticus, She is ALL woman grrrrrrr.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, this isn't my first experience with this sort of thing, and I've found that things tend to cool down soon enough. I'll be happy to leave all the mushy stuff from now on to e-mail and PMs with balt (ccing Shape Shifter, who finds it cute for some reason).

I'm glad your weekend went well. I hope balt clears his schedule for ACL.


ETA: Should you really be telling balt that he is not your "first" iykwIm?

[Miss Crabtree]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

Now, TM. Remember, the board has merged with Spankyland, where deer, cat, innocent children free from Hank's lascivious leers, and other simple pleasures abound. The Disneyesque saga of Balt and RT fits perfectly in Spankyland.

Oh, and can someone let me see Burger's link?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'll be happy to leave all the mushy stuff from now on to e-mail and PMs with balt (ccing Shape Shifter, who finds it cute for some reason).

Look, I've been pretty open to all this, but I've got to put my foot down somewhere. SS doesn't find this "cute." That perv's just a little too interested, IYKWIM, AITYD. You've got to stop trusting lizards.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The problem here is the same as when two posters meet and talk about the meeting on the board.

In this case, everything is great. She couldn't be smarter, funnier, hotter, better at the sex or more desireable. You want to spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day sucking her surprisingly-crustless toes. You have nothing negative to say, ever, because you are so smitten with her perfectness.

It's fucking stupid because it's not true. But (and this is understandeable), you can't say anything negative because then you'd be an asshole. Same goes for her.

The thing is, and here's the thing, we don't fucking care about the positive shit (other than to hear something like, "everything was great" in response to a direct inquiry about how everything was).

So, until it breaks down and you start hating each other, no one (aside from Not Bob) wants to hear you two go back and forth trying to out-schmoopie each other. I'd rather read 10,000 posts between slave and paigow (and I think I have) talking about how they want to bash each other with bricks.

TM

But before it breaks down, and just for the record to evaluate respective stories once the breakdown occurs, will you both admit to being sober for at least one of the sex acts?