Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you were so sensitive to hostility towards Asians. Apparently that only applies to the "right" Asians. You know, it seems like no matter how far you drop, you still have the ability to sink even lower in my estimation. Kudos.

SE asians aren't real asians.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.

No it's not. Bringing shit to the board about another poster that has never been on here is thoroughly and wholely uncool.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.

I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know a guy who drunkenly went to the wrong parking garage and decided that he could leap from the third floor one parking garage to the other. He missed.

He's a paraplaegic now.

About 15 years back, there was an associate at Schuyler Roche here in Chicago who drunkenly bet his pals that he could run head on into the plate glass window of their Prudential building offices, some 20-odd stories up. He was wrong. I feel worse for the person who had to clean the sidewalk.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
Hey, I'm not white either. Or so I'm told.

Do you have any lizard in you?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No it's not. Bringing shit to the board about another poster that has never been on here is thoroughly and wholely uncool.

It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I've asked you before and I'll ask you again. I want a list right now of everybody on this board who is your "friend." You've stated on numerous occassions that you are not here posting for the benefit of those of us that despise you and that you have many "friends" here and you post for them. Identify them.

You have the right to post where you want, but I have the right to incessantly PM all of those motherfuckers who encourage you and berate them for getting their kicks in such a distasteful way.

Look in the mirror. "friends" are the people who respond to a poster- however harshly. do you think the 120th time someone points to the logical flaws in her posts, that will be the magic bullet?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

It's not often one finds a day with an exceptionally large penis. I have, however, had days with a surplus of assholes, so I guess anything's possible.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do you have any lizard in you?

Are you insulting yourself or her by implying that you wouldn't be able to feel it if she did?

Poor lizard. Maybe if you used your tail?

[nononono]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.

Rolling around in the mud has nothing to do with "fair."

Personally, I'm a fan of having some standards. But that may just be my pretentious early American background, or the fact that I no longer live in your high-octane city, or my non-chubbiness talking. (Unfortunately, I don't have a NA boyfriend, but I do have an Irish one, so feel free to take random potshots there.) (Oh, and both parents of my children work, so maybe that's a good topic for insult.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.

Ah. Because I have an antique Indian bed, I must have a South Asian boyfriend. That makes perfect sense.

Next up, a Captain's Bed! O Captain, my Captain.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.

There was a scoop-out in the mattress to accommodate his exceptionally large penis.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
It was on the board. Someone posted about an Indian bed and said it was a direct reference to her boyfriend.

She was talking about gwinky's Munchkin, not the bed.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

So you're saying that he's kind of like Ghandi with a huge totem pole?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)

It's interesting to see that, even in our purportedly classless society, there are even distinctions between near-tragic-drunken stories.