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[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, I'm still going to need some clarification. Why do the govvies have the day off and why talk like a pirate?

To answer the latter, why would ye not talk like a pirate, you dog?

Rather have "Talk Like Yoda Day" would I.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Buy one of those alarm clocks... Mine does it.

I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, I'm still going to need some clarification. Why do the govvies have the day off?

Because tlpd is a federal holiday.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
A gentlemonkey does not rim and tell.

I think Mister Rimjob may be challenging you to a duel soon. Choice of weapons?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I WANT TO HEAR THE OCEAN.

Flinty, did she rim you instead?

ETA people should not send messages when their own mailboxes are full.

It occurs to me that you should request a room on an upper floor, because the ocean-side windows may be French doors onto balconies, and you may have security issues with leaving them open at night.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?

My alarm clock is a 15 year old Sony Dream Machine cube. It's been all over the country with me. It's been thrown across the room a few times. It's been slapped god knows how many times. Thing will not die.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Thank you, Dr. Phil. I will learn to follow your example and not dwell on things for two minutes. Rather, I will learn to move forward after 18,364 posts on the subject, so I will be over this little thing that made me sad for two minutes in about three weeks.

Hey---I'm relentless but I assure you I ain't crying over TM's asessment of me.

It just makes me laugh. people are dealing with real life and death issues out there. unless you lost your job and homeless on the street or there are extenuating personal circumstances you're a mess.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
....there is so much stress and dealing with everyone's unique life situation you just have to fucking deal with it and move forward. If you dwell you make yourself nuts.

Al Dunlap wrote this on a cream suit I wore to Ayn Randfest 1997. Its for sale on Ebay.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well played, playah.

Illuminating, no?

(Now, can someone tell me why TM doesn't drink coffee?)

1. I'm just not a coffee drinker.

2. I think at some point on the old board we discussed how an offer to come in for coffee after a date really meant sex. The joke came about because I was describing how loud moaning during sex is good, even if I'm trying to shut you up. On this board, Anne Elk, after reading that post, jokingly asked if I wanted to meet for coffee. I continued the joke (and subsequently ground it into dust with (predictable) repeated usage) whenever it fit (sts). And then I met Anne Elk, but it wasn't for coffee.*

3. Also, whenever bilmore thought I was being mean for no reason, he would stupidly imply that I had too much coffee. But that's just because he is exceedingly annoying.

TM

*That is neither here nor there.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hey---I'm relentless but I assure you I ain't crying over TM's asessment of me.

It just makes me laugh. people are dealing with real life and death issues out there. unless you lost your job and homeless on the street or there are extenuating personal circumstances you're a mess.

It's my late mother's birthday, you fucking twit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I'm just not a coffee drinker.

2. I think at some point on the old board we discussed how an offer to come in for coffee after a date really meant sex. The joke came about because I was describing how loud moaning during sex is good, even if I'm trying to shut you up. On this board, Anne Elk, after reading that post, jokingly asked if I wanted to meet for coffee. I continued the joke (and subsequently ground it into dust with (predictable) repeated usage) whenever it fit (sts). And then I met Anne Elk, but it wasn't for coffee.*

3. Also, whenever bilmore thought I was being mean for no reason, he would stupidly imply that I had too much coffee. But that's just because he is exceedingly annoying.

TM

*That is neither here nor there.

What did you meet her for? Sex?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?

Is Ann Taylor like Brooks Brothers for women?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My alarm clock is a 15 year old Sony Dream Machine cube. It's been all over the country with me. It's been thrown across the room a few times. It's been slapped god knows how many times. Thing will not die.

My ex-husband once beat up our alarm clock with a golf club.* It was fun. And I have the worse temper by a mile. He was just mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

*it died.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is Ann Taylor like Brooks Brothers for women?

Quite.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
*it died.

I think I'm going to cry again.